Cano is DESTROYING the ball!
Wait. Russell Martin is an All Star? What the fuck?
He's a Yankee. What's your question.
Who isn't this year?
Berman mercifully avoiding the "back, back, back" call. Unmercifully, he continues to announce.
Sorry.On another note I realized that if I change the language preference on my TV to Spanish I can avoid BAAAAAACKBACKBACKBACKBACK in favor of A LO PROFUNDOOOOO Y NOOOOOOO, NOno NOno NOOOO! DIGANLE QUE NO A ESA PELOTA! which, for now, is marginally less irritating.
Unsurprisingly, I didn't miss a thing by having the sound muted for most of the parts I watched. Even without Berman telling me, I knew whether it was a home run or not...