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Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« on: June 29, 2011, 07:10:39 pm »
Shitty start. Homer to Kinsler; double to Blanco.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 07:14:37 pm »
Beltre drives in Blanco. 2-0 But Myers got Hamilton out.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 07:17:26 pm »
Myers ain't exactly fooling them tonight. 2-0 Bottom 1
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 07:23:21 pm »
Astros up and down in order, with Pence taking a good morning, good afternoon and good night strike three.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 07:29:12 pm »
Myers sets them up and down in order. 2-0 Bottom 2
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 07:33:02 pm »
Carlos' power has officially reached warning-track levels.

Progress!

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 07:34:44 pm »
Astros up and down in order again. 2-0 Top 3
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2011, 07:39:12 pm »
Kinsler hits one a mile. 3-0
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 07:39:35 pm »
Myers is so bad.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2011, 07:39:57 pm »
It's not like the Rangers can't hit. They're damned good at it. Even a mediocre staff wouldn't hold them down, and clearly the Astros don't have a mediocre staff.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2011, 07:40:15 pm »
Right down the middle, 75 feet over the left field wall.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2011, 07:41:21 pm »
Myers is so bad.

So really what we're saying here is "Trade everybody over the age of 22, but it better be a really good deal to get Bourn."
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2011, 07:42:50 pm »
Carlos' power has officially reached warning-track levels.

Progress!

He's on a pace to hit 40 doubles this year. Some of them gappers would have been homers in the past.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2011, 07:43:21 pm »
Chuck, smoothies have become the meal of choice over here. Tonight it's plain yogurt, a little cream, frozen bananas, frozen peaches and frozen pineapple, with honey and apple juice to thin it out to the consistency of a pretty thick shake.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2011, 07:51:01 pm »
God are we awful.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2011, 07:51:12 pm »
Lewis is perfect through 3.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2011, 07:51:52 pm »
God are we awful.

It's a tough year all right. Next year will be better.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2011, 07:52:05 pm »
Anyone else think this could be a perfect game for Lewis?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2011, 07:52:33 pm »
Chuck, smoothies have become the meal of choice over here. Tonight it's plain yogurt, a little cream, frozen bananas, frozen peaches and frozen pineapple, with honey and apple juice to thin it out to the consistency of a pretty thick shake.

Not Chuck, not that that is a bad thing, but I went with an old, guilty pleasure this evening. Le me make you sick: liver & onions with potatoes and a nice gravy. I get to do this about once a year, when no one else in the family is anywhere near the house.
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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2011, 07:53:57 pm »
So..... leading up to the All-Star Game, we've got 2 games left with the Rangers, 3 with the Red Sox, 3 at the Pirates, and 4 at the Marlins. It seems unlikely that they'll get to 30 wins by July. What are the odds they'll get 30 by the ASB? What's the over/under on wins at the ASB?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2011, 07:54:16 pm »
Not Chuck, not that that is a bad thing, but I went with an old, guilty pleasure this evening. Le me make you sick: liver & onions with potatoes and a nice gravy. I get to do this about once a year, when no one else in the family is anywhere near the house.

You know I'm no stranger to comfort food but I'm not real good with organ meats. A little heart mixed in with ground beef is good but I just never could enjoy the taste of liver or kidneys.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2011, 07:55:00 pm »
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2011, 07:55:33 pm »
You know I'm no stranger to comfort food but I'm not real good with organ meats. A little heart mixed in with ground beef is good but I just never could enjoy the taste of liver or kidneys.

The whole offal movement has me a bit mystified.
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2011, 07:57:36 pm »
You know I'm no stranger to comfort food but I'm not real good with organ meats. A little heart mixed in with ground beef is good but I just never could enjoy the taste of liver or kidneys.

Just reminds me of...a long time ago. That may make it better  for me than it should.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2011, 07:59:00 pm »
The whole offal movement has me a bit mystified.

Yeah.

Maybe it's a way to show off what you can do with something most people won't touch, I don't know. I enjoy most soul food but I'm still too whitebread - I could probably eat it, but I'm still squeamish about eyes, fish heads, organs, that sort of thing.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2011, 08:00:54 pm »
Anyone else think this could be a perfect game for Lewis?

What are the odds that ANY starter can throw a perfect game against the Astros this year?
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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2011, 08:01:53 pm »
Well, looky there.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2011, 08:05:54 pm »
Warning track power.

I've seen him turn on too many grooved pitches this year that ended up 350-360 feet away. For whatever reason, I'm convinced his power is gone. He can still hit and get base hits, but I'm afraid the home runs are gone.
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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2011, 08:07:13 pm »
Chuck, smoothies have become the meal of choice over here. Tonight it's plain yogurt, a little cream, frozen bananas, frozen peaches and frozen pineapple, with honey and apple juice to thin it out to the consistency of a pretty thick shake.

Awesome. I've got to get back to where my blender is and get to work. I'm all set on the honey and yogurt and frozen fruit. I also found a place that sells soy milk. I'm not too big on regular milk. And I'm good on the Ron Abuelo, too.

I was in the produce market in Penonomé the other day. It's a humble affair but a great place to buy fruits and vegetables. If you don't buy anything too strange (like a big-ass guanabanå) you need to limit your spending to $10 or you will literally not be able to carry out what you buy. There is an insanely productive pair of valleys out west in Chiriquí where most of the country's produce is grown, but most of the produce in Penonomé seems to be local, straight from the home garden of the dude sitting in front of you. There are some things that are plainly not local like pibå, but most of it is, which I love.

Anyway, nobody had any pineapples. I know perfectly well that they should have pineapples and, unlike, say, melons, they're not really seasonal here meaning you can get them all year long. Nevertheless I know that there's a guy who stations himself down the road from the market with hundreds of pineapples in the back of his truck so I'm not worried. I get in the car and carry on, and as I approach the pineapple guy's spot, sure enough, there he is. He's talking with someone and as I pull up to to him with the window down he does not seem terribly possessed to engage me. I'm dangling a dollar bill out the window and usually he would select a big pineapple and hand it over and I'd be on my way. Not that day. Finally I get his attention and say, Hey, I'd like a pineapple. I don't have any he says. What?! I say, You have a whole truck full of them! Yeah, but they're small, none is dollar sized. I don't care, I answer, just give me two, yeah? He thinks about this for a moment and says, Mmm, three. OK, I say, three, you know, cool. He starts yanking the stalks off of some of them and before I know it he has a bag full that he's handing to me. Four! he says.

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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2011, 08:07:26 pm »
Yeah, in the old days that would have been gone. That was a meatball, he hit it on the sweet spot, and it went to the track. I wonder if he's even hitting them out in batting practice.
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« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2011, 08:07:44 pm »
A responsible parent would jerk those little fuckers into the aisle and have a word with them.
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« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2011, 08:10:42 pm »
Awesome. I've got to get back to where my blender is and get to work. I'm all set on the honey and yogurt and frozen fruit. I also found a place that sells soy milk. I'm not too big on regular milk. And I'm good on the Ron Abuelo, too.

I was in the produce market in Penonomé the other day. It's a humble affair but a great place to buy fruits and vegetables. If you don't buy anything too strange (like a big-ass guanabanå) you need to limit your spending to $10 or you will literally not be able to carry out what you buy. There is an insanely productive pair of valleys out west in Chiriquí where most of the country's produce is grown, but most of the produce in Penonomé seems to be local, straight from the home garden of the dude sitting in front of you. There are some things that are plainly not local like pibå, but most of it is, which I love.

Anyway, nobody had any pineapples. I know perfectly well that they should have pineapples and, unlike, say, melons, they're not really seasonal here meaning you can get them all year long. Nevertheless I know that there's a guy who stations himself down the road from the market with hundreds of pineapples in the back of his truck so I'm not worried. I get in the car and carry on, and as I approach the pineapple guy's spot, sure enough, there he is. He's talking with someone and as I pull up to to him with the window down he does not seem terribly possessed to engage me. I'm dangling a dollar bill out the window and usually he would select a big pineapple and hand it over and I'd be on my way. Not that day. Finally I get his attention and say, Hey, I'd like a pineapple. I don't have any he says. What?! I say, You have a whole truck full of them! Yeah, but they're small, none is dollar sized. I don't care, I answer, just give me two, yeah? He thinks about this for a moment and says, Mmm, three. OK, I say, three, you know, cool. He starts yanking the stalks off of some of them and before I know it he has a bag full that he's handing to me. Four! he says.


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« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2011, 08:11:03 pm »
Just reminds me of...a long time ago. That may make it better  for me than it should.

I'm with you. My dad was very fond of liver and although I wouldn't go out of my way to have it or make it I do find it pleasing. Since I don't buy it I don't know, is liver particularly inexpensive? Here chicken liver (which I do particularly like and will prepare every so often) is absurdly cheap.
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« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2011, 08:11:58 pm »
I wonder if he's even hitting them out in batting practice.

I was wondering the same thing.
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« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2011, 08:13:12 pm »
So..... leading up to the All-Star Game, we've got 2 games left with the Rangers, 3 with the Red Sox, 3 at the Pirates, and 4 at the Marlins. It seems unlikely that they'll get to 30 wins by July. What are the odds they'll get 30 by the ASB? What's the over/under on wins at the ASB?

A week ago or so when I said something about not getting 30 wins until July I was basically just spouting off. I never thought it would be the case. But here we are.
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« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2011, 08:14:07 pm »
This little interleague stretch here is the killer.
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« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2011, 08:17:29 pm »
More and more I'm considering retirement in Central or South America. It's that or work here until I die just to stay even.

Yeah, the work until you die just to stay even proposition is not one that appeals to me, that's for sure. I'm very happy here but it's certainly not for everyone. I missed the last inning due to a power outage. There was a massive storm here for an hour or so, an electrical storm with lots of rain. There were no problems during the storm although I kept waiting for the power to go out. Then, an hour or so after the storm, it did. They have generators here and they kicked on and fortunately the internet came on also. (That's not always the case.)
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« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2011, 08:19:25 pm »
So I'll need a jenny for the iron lung. Ok.
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« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2011, 08:21:23 pm »
So I'll need a jenny for the iron lung. Ok.

Just get an inverter for the truck. That's what I do.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2011, 08:21:38 pm »
3-0 Strangers through 5.
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« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2011, 08:23:40 pm »
Just get an inverter for the truck. That's what I do.

Makes sense. The iWhateverthefuck has a battery, I can unplug it when I need the truck's power. Any tips on keeping the Howler Monkeys at bay?
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« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2011, 08:26:04 pm »
Any tips on keeping the Howler Monkeys at bay?

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« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2011, 08:26:58 pm »
Jesus Christ. I fucking HATE that Miller High Life cocksucker. Die, you sonofabitch. And take those fucksticks who wrote that shit, came up with the concept, and greenlit it with you.
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« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2011, 08:27:16 pm »
Didn't hear the story behind the fan of the game, but wearing the opponent's gear should automatically disqualify one from being fan of said game on the Astros broadcast.  Maybe I'm just a purist...

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« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2011, 08:27:25 pm »
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« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2011, 08:29:38 pm »
Didn't hear the story behind the fan of the game, but wearing the opponent's gear should automatically disqualify one from being fan of said game on the Astros broadcast.  Maybe I'm just a purist...

It was weird. They're honoring Big 12 teams and tonight it's Texas Tech. Sure, they're in Lubbock, but I guess if you want to honor the alums in the area...ok. It's a small crowd. Anyway, they were giving it to some group of alums who were giving scholarships to kids to go to Tech, if I heard it correctly.

They should have made them put the Astro t-shirt on, on camera.
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« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2011, 08:31:16 pm »
So I'm just tuning in and pulling up Gameday, and it seems pretty obvious that Lewis has the Astros figured out:

Just throw strikes.  Nobody in this lineup can punish one.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2011, 08:31:54 pm »
Holy shit. 5 1/3 innings, 58 pitches, NINE BALLS.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2011, 08:38:20 pm »
.... wearing the opponent's gear should automatically disqualify one from being fan of said game on the Astros broadcast.  

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2011, 08:40:04 pm »
Nice curve there, got Torrealba to flinch. Although that was where the target was.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2011, 08:42:17 pm »
I kind of tuned out and when I reengaged, I heard JD say it was a Maddox-like performance. Has he really been good, or is it a slew of crappy Astro ABs?

Kudos to Myers for hanging in and giving the team a chance.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2011, 08:43:43 pm »
MusicMan hit the nail on the head. No pitcher is afraid of these guys. Just throw strikes and let them get themselves out.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2011, 08:44:56 pm »
Kudos to Myers for hanging in and giving the team a chance.

Seriously?  Tonight moves his first-inning ERA to 7.94 on the year.

He is taking us out of every ballgame before it starts.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2011, 08:45:43 pm »
Kabong!!!
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2011, 08:46:05 pm »
Carlos Lee says "Fuck you guys in the GZ!"
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2011, 08:46:26 pm »
Hey, 385'!
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2011, 08:46:53 pm »
MusicMan hit the nail on the head.

I do what I can to change the karma.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #57 on: June 29, 2011, 08:47:32 pm »
Carlos Lee says "Fuck you guys in the GZ!"

We can take credit for that, right?

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2011, 08:47:46 pm »
Seriously?  Tonight moves his first-inning ERA to 7.94 on the year.

He is taking us out of every ballgame before it starts.

Yeah, seriously. He kept it close.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #59 on: June 29, 2011, 08:49:01 pm »
Carlos Lee says "Fuck you guys in the GZ!"

Don't stop.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2011, 08:50:20 pm »
Fox trax is off or that ump hates Wallace.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2011, 08:52:27 pm »
This is more than your usual chicken sacrificing.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #62 on: June 29, 2011, 08:53:31 pm »
Clint Barmes and Carlos Corporan both say "Fuck you guys in the GZ!"

Dave Clark says "I'm scared."
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2011, 09:01:22 pm »
Clint Barmes and Carlos Corporan both say "Fuck you guys in the GZ!"

Dave Clark says "I'm scared."

Clark just thought the move was to "play for the big inning" with the bullpen and what not.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2011, 09:01:56 pm »
Clark just thought the move was to "play for the big inning" with the bullpen and what not.

With the bullpen and what not, the move is to "pray for rain".
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #65 on: June 29, 2011, 09:11:32 pm »
Dave Clark says "I'm scared."

Barmes would've been out by a mile.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2011, 09:12:22 pm »
Fuck!
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2011, 09:15:07 pm »
That was really interesting commentary by JD (about Torrealba maybe tricking Bourn into that pickoff). Our ball team may suck, but our broadcast team is first-rate!
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2011, 09:15:58 pm »
That was really interesting commentary by JD (about Torrealba maybe tricking Bourn into that pickoff). Our ball team may suck, but our broadcast team is first-rate!

Absolutely. They are terrific.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2011, 09:16:58 pm »
Wow, that stank.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #70 on: June 29, 2011, 09:18:53 pm »
Wow, that stank.

I wasn't very optimistic after hearing about Hunter's 2 ABs against the guy in the minors. It didn't take much imagination to guess how it would unfold.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #71 on: June 29, 2011, 09:30:21 pm »
Dammit.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2011, 09:31:17 pm »
Not a very good ab by Downs.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2011, 09:32:53 pm »
Somebody has drawn fewer walks than the Astros?
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #74 on: June 29, 2011, 09:33:51 pm »
Somebody has drawn fewer walks than the Astros?

I'm sure there are several players who have.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #75 on: June 29, 2011, 09:34:09 pm »
Gross

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #76 on: June 29, 2011, 09:34:18 pm »
That's one of the ugliest game ending double plays I've ever seen.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #77 on: June 29, 2011, 09:34:24 pm »
What a lousy way to go down.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #78 on: June 29, 2011, 09:37:21 pm »
In that entire 9th inning, Feliz only had to throw one strike. And he got two outs on it.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #79 on: June 29, 2011, 09:38:11 pm »
Somebody has drawn fewer walks than the Astros?

The Twins have 4 fewer, and the Cubs have 7 fewer.  In completely related news, these are 3 of the worst teams in baseball.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #80 on: June 29, 2011, 10:33:03 pm »
Not Chuck, not that that is a bad thing, but I went with an old, guilty pleasure this evening. Le me make you sick: liver & onions with potatoes and a nice gravy. I get to do this about once a year, when no one else in the family is anywhere near the house.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/29/11
« Reply #81 on: June 30, 2011, 07:51:57 am »
I'm with you. My dad was very fond of liver and although I wouldn't go out of my way to have it or make it I do find it pleasing. Since I don't buy it I don't know, is liver particularly inexpensive? Here chicken liver (which I do particularly like and will prepare every so often) is absurdly cheap.

Sorry. Duty had called. It is somewhat inexpensive depending on the cut (calf liver is better than regular beef liver, for example.)

I had shared a privately raised cow with a few other people, none of them wanting the liver. It was very tender and good flavor. I like chicken liver, but rarely get it unless I am looking for something to add into dirty rice or boudain.
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