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06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« on: June 24, 2011, 08:05:34 pm »
Rays go hitless until 2 outs in T3 where they go 1B + SB, 2B (RBI), HR (2-run), HR, out.  Astros are 0-fer thru 3, and Shields is dealing.  End 3: TB 4, HOU 0.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 08:18:38 pm »
Do the Astros have a hit yet?
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 08:22:51 pm »
Yep. I think it was Kepp, but am paying minimal attention...
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 08:26:17 pm »
You've got to feel for Towles. He's out for a week or so, and when he comes back he immediately takes two shots to the coconut and has to leave the game with a cut up chin.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 08:29:15 pm »
Yep. I think it was Kepp, but am paying minimal attention...

It was Bourn.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 08:30:53 pm »
Hell, Mills might want to be fired after this season.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 08:32:57 pm »
Hm. Blonde chick in the Farmers commercials...or Mrs. Jack?

That's how bad this team is.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 08:33:42 pm »
Shit. Old vid of Biggio sure is a contrast to this season.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 08:36:18 pm »
Hm. Blonde chick in the Farmers commercials...or Mrs. Jack?

That's how bad this team is.

I'm firmly in Mrs. Jack's camp. Although the two South Carolina girls captured in the CWS end-of-inning transition just now were not too shabby.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 08:36:49 pm »
Shields is having a helluva year, but Wallace is just buried in a hole right now.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 08:37:30 pm »
I'm firmly in Mrs. Jack's camp. Although the two South Carolina girls captured in the CWS end-of-inning transition just now were not too shabby.

Mrs. Jack does not lack for mojo.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 08:38:13 pm »
Damn. That's a whole lotta folk right there.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 08:39:46 pm »
Sanchez was either trying to sleep like a bat or hoping to get taller.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2011, 08:43:57 pm »
Mrs. Jack for sure, although I wouldn't be opposed to grudgefucking the weather girl who screams "Marcel" in the AT&T UVerse commercial.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2011, 08:44:53 pm »
Mrs. Jack for sure, although I wouldn't be opposed to grudgefucking the weather girl who screams "Marcel" in the AT&T UVerse commercial.

Whatever it takes to get her to shut up...
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2011, 08:47:53 pm »
Damn. I have to recap one of those Red Sox games. That'll be a challenge.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2011, 08:57:37 pm »
I guess someone should say it:

Top of the 7th, 5-0 Rays.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2011, 09:01:09 pm »
Longoria's shot was pretty impressive.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2011, 09:02:58 pm »
That's the kind of power Lee used to have.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2011, 09:08:43 pm »
CJ with a 425' double to dead center that scores Wallace!
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2011, 09:09:47 pm »
CJ smacked the heck out of that one as well (2/3rds the way up Tal's hill).
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2011, 09:10:44 pm »
That's the kind of power Lee used to have.

I still have power. I'm just more careful about when and how I use it...
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2011, 09:12:20 pm »
There's only so much tread on the tire.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2011, 09:21:52 pm »
Is eleven stitches enough for Rodeo Clown to start using a different mask?
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2011, 09:22:57 pm »
JD: "A Three Rod Night."
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2011, 09:27:06 pm »
I still have power. I'm just more careful about when and how I use it...

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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2011, 09:37:07 pm »
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2011, 09:41:37 pm »
Ballgame. 5-1 Rays.
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2011, 12:23:17 am »
Whatever it takes to get her to shut up...

Are you LIStening to me?!?
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Re: 06/24/11 'Stros vs. Rays
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2011, 02:15:54 am »
Is eleven stitches enough for Rodeo Clown to start using a different mask?

He needs to stop being a dumbass and get a goalie mask.