Author Topic: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011 (Read 6957 times)

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **on:** June 15, 2011, 07:04:18 pm »

Pittsburgh

J. Tabata lf
M. Diaz rf
A. McCutchen cf
N. Walker 2b
L. Overbay 1b
B. Wood 3b
M. McKenry c
R. Cedeno ss
C. Morton p

Houston

J. Bourgeois cf
J. Keppinger 2b
H. Pence rf
C. Lee lf
B. Wallace 1b
C. Johnson 3b
C. Barmes ss
J.R. Towles c
J.A. Happ p

What time does the Hockey game start? Game 7 baby!

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:06:55 pm »

There is a low shit pressure system building up. I see a shit hurricane on the horizon.

Matt · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:07:22 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:04:18 pm

What time does the Hockey game start? Game 7 baby!

Right fucking now!

Well, soon.

austro · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:17:44 pm »

Happ was a little unlucky there.

Matt · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:18:22 pm »

After The Dude sings "Oh, Canada" they'll start this fucking game

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:18:35 pm »

Happ pitching

Tabata flied out to center.
Strike looking, Ball, Strike swinging, Diaz struck out looking.
Foul, Ball, Strike looking, Ball, Foul, Ball, McCutchen walked.
Strike looking, Ball, Pickoff attempt, Pickoff attempt, Pickoff attempt, Ball, Strike looking, Foul, Walker tripled to right, McCutchen scored.
Overbay struck out swinging.

Pirate 1 Astro 0

austro · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:19:30 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:18:22 pm

After The Dude sings "Oh, Canada" they'll start this fucking game

That's a great anthem.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:20:55 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:18:22 pm

After The Dude sings "Oh, Canada" they'll start this fucking game

A rousing rendition, the crowd was awesome!

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:23:36 pm »

Hopefully Luongo wont shit the bed.

austro · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:23:59 pm »

Good lord, fucking Billingsley earned me -10 points with his "effort" today. That's very helpful.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:25:11 pm »

Charlie Morton pitching:

Michael Bourn :   Ball, Strike looking, Ball, Bourn grounded out to second.
Jeff Keppinger :   Strike looking, Ball, Ball, Ball, Strike swinging, Foul, Foul, Keppinger grounded out to shortstop.
Hunter Pence :   Strike swinging, Foul, Ball, Ball, Ball, Pence singled to center

BudGirl · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:36:00 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 15, 2011, 07:23:59 pm

Good lord, fucking Billingsley earned me -10 points with his "effort" today. That's very helpful.

boo fucking hoo.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:37:37 pm »

Carlos Lee :   Ball, Lee singled to left center, Pence to second.
Brett Wallace :   Ball, Ball, Ball, Wallace walked, Pence to third, Lee to second.
Chris Johnson :   Strike looking, Johnson grounded into fielder's choice to second, Wallace out at second.

end of 1 The Pirate 1 The Astro 0

austro · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:38:13 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 07:36:00 pm

boo fucking hoo.

Yeah, I figured I'd get a lot of sympathy for that.

BudGirl · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:40:14 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 15, 2011, 07:38:13 pm

Yeah, I figured I'd get a lot of sympathy for that.

you did an outstanding job of jinxing me earlier this year.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:44:21 pm »

Patrice Bergeron scores, Bruin 1 Nuck 0

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:45:11 pm »

Go Canucks!

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:46:15 pm »

The Pirate 2nd
J.A. Happ pitching:
Brandon Wood :   Strike looking, Foul, Wood fouled out to catcher.
Michael McKenry :   Ball, Ball, Ball, Strike looking, McKenry singled to left center.
Ronny Cedeno :   Ball, Strike swinging, Strike looking, Cedeno struck out swinging.
Charlie Morton :   Strike looking, Strike swinging, Morton struck out swinging.

The Astro 2nd
Charlie Morton pitching:
Clint Barmes :   Ball, Barmes grounded out to third.
J.R. Towles :   Ball, Foul, Foul, Towles lined out to shortstop.
J.A. Happ :   Ball, Ball, Strike looking, Happ grounded out to first.
1 - 0

Matt · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:46:55 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 07:45:11 pm

Go Canucks!

Nope. We gotta keep the Cup in America where it belongs.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:47:33 pm »

I've always had a soft spot for British Columbia.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:48:35 pm »

I've always had a shit spot for Boston. Go Canucks!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:50:05 pm »

Happ is not sharp with his secondary pitches today.

Matt · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:52:28 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 07:47:33 pm

I've always had a soft spot for British Columbia.

I was neutral until they started biting and cheap shotting people. Now I'm rooting for Boston.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:54:27 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:52:28 pm

I was neutral until they started biting and cheap shotting people. Now I'm rooting for Boston.

Of course, it is probably time to revisit my conferring a soft spot for British Columbia, since the main reason why I liked it was their pot rocked.

Matt · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:54:46 pm »

Also, Tim Thomas is a badass.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:55:44 pm »

Milo just referred to Red Ass as 'Brokey'.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:57:05 pm »

I just can't get with Boston.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #27 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:59:09 pm »

The Pirate 3rd
J.A. Happ pitching:
Jose Tabata :   Ball, Strike swinging, Ball, Foul, Tabata grounded out to first.
Matt Diaz :   Ball, Ball, Strike swinging, Diaz doubled to left.
Andrew McCutchen :   McCutchen flied out to right.
Neil Walker :   Ball, Strike looking, Ball, Walker singled to center, Diaz scored.
Lyle Overbay :   Ball, Ball, Ball, Overbay walked, Walker to second.
Brandon Wood :   Ball, Ball, Strike swinging, Strike swinging, Wood struck out swinging.
End of .5 Inning (1 Run, 2 Hits, 0 Errors)

after 2.5 the Pirate 2 the Astro 0

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #28 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:01:25 pm »

Astros 3rd
Charlie Morton pitching:
Michael Bourn : Strike looking, Ball, Ball, Bourn reached on an infield single.
Jeff Keppinger : Pickoff attempt, Foul, Strike looking, Keppinger singled to left center, Bourn to second.

BudGirl · « **Reply #29 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:05:59 pm »

two on no outs, how do the astros do? probably no runs.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #30 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:07:19 pm »

Hunter Pence : Foul, Ball, Strike swinging, Ball, Pence struck out swinging.
Carlos Lee : Strike looking, Strike swinging, Ball, Lee struck out swinging.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:08:24 pm »

Brett Wallace with a single to LF to score Bourn!!!

BudGirl · « **Reply #32 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:09:11 pm »

do you think johnson can get an rbi? um, doubtful

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #33 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:10:33 pm »

CJ with fortuitous bounce, error on 3b, bases loaded.

BudGirl · « **Reply #34 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:10:39 pm »

morton is a lot taller than the catcher.

hostros7 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:12:18 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 15, 2011, 07:55:44 pm

Milo just referred to Red Ass as 'Brokey'.

No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #36 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:13:44 pm »

Barmes grounded into fielder´s choice to third.

End of Three The Pirate 2 The Astro 1

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #37 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:19:04 pm »

JD is on fire tonight.

BudGirl · « **Reply #38 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:20:08 pm »

he is our treasure.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #39 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:24:18 pm »

Gonna eat now.

austro · « **Reply #40 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:25:24 pm »

I'll give Towles this: he seems to be a tough son of a bitch.

jbm · « **Reply #41 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:27:02 pm »

JD with the term shinburger

BudGirl · « **Reply #42 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:27:53 pm »

shinburger or shinburner?

BudGirl · « **Reply #43 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:29:28 pm »

he's fast.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #44 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:29:36 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:27:53 pm

shinburger or shinburner?

Or shitburger? SBB with the run scoring single, advances to 2nd, steals third.

BudGirl · « **Reply #45 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:30:35 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:29:36 pm

Or shitburger? SBB with the run scoring single, advances to 2nd, steals third.

not shitburger. it was something with shin, in reference to jr fouling that ball off his leg.

Matt · « **Reply #46 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:35:23 pm »

Chara is a very large human being.

jbm · « **Reply #47 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:35:40 pm »

I thought he said that it was a real shinburger. Shitburgers are these freakin liners to short.

Russe · « **Reply #48 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:35:51 pm »

Hunter Fucking Pence, ladies and gentlemen: takes ball four, swings through ball five.

BudGirl · « **Reply #49 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:36:25 pm »

it was shinburger. i have never heard that before, i had to go back and listen to it again.

austro · « **Reply #50 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:36:33 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 15, 2011, 08:35:23 pm

Chara is a very large human being.

6'9", I think they said earlier. Tallest ever to play in the NHL.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #51 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:36:38 pm »

Marchand scores for Boston, Bruin 2 Canuck 0. It's over.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #52 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:38:58 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 15, 2011, 08:36:33 pm

6'9", I think they said earlier. Tallest ever to play in the NHL.

6'11" in skates. 7' with Afro.

Matt · « **Reply #53 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:39:01 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 15, 2011, 08:36:33 pm

6'9", I think they said earlier. Tallest ever to play in the NHL.

I think his slapshot was clocked at 112mph

austro · « **Reply #54 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:39:19 pm »

Ok, if Bourn is now #9 on the Astros' list of all-time stolen bases, who's in front of him? Cedeno and Biggio, obviously. Cabell? Doran?

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #55 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:40:42 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 15, 2011, 08:39:19 pm

Ok, if Bourn is now #9 on the Astros' list of all-time stolen bases, who's in front of him? Cedeno and Biggio, obviously. Cabell? Doran?

Cruz, Morgan.

BudGirl · « **Reply #56 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:42:31 pm »

STOLEN BASES SB
1 Cesar Cedeno 487
2 Craig Biggio 414
3 Jose Cruz 288
4 Joe Morgan 219
5 Terry Puhl 217
6 Jeff Bagwell 202

According to baseball reference:
Stolen Bases

Rank Player Stolen Bases PA
1. Cesar Cedeno 487 6389
2. Craig Biggio 414 12503
3. Jose Cruz 288 7448
4. Joe Morgan 219 4482
5. Terry Puhl 217 5458
6. Jeff Bagwell 202 9431
7. Enos Cabell 191 4240
Bill Doran 191 4922
9. Michael Bourn 181 2095
10. Jim Wynn 180 6013

austro · « **Reply #57 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:46:31 pm »

I wondered about Puhl and Bagwell. Morgan surprises me, because I didn't think he was in Houston long enough to accumulate that many SBs.

Boston with a short-handed goal for a 3-0 lead. Game over.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #58 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:46:41 pm »

Bergeron scores again! A short handed one at that. Bruin 3 Canuck 0

Matt · « **Reply #59 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:46:42 pm »

Did Albert Pujols score a goal on Luongo recently? He seems broken.

BudGirl · « **Reply #60 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:48:06 pm »

what do you think brocail is saying today?

BudGirl · « **Reply #61 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:49:04 pm »

brocail had 13 surgeries? that is a lot for any human.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #62 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:55:35 pm »

Wallace just hits baseballs.

BudGirl · « **Reply #63 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:00:14 pm »

that was a great at-bat.

moriartp · « **Reply #64 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:01:08 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:55:35 pm

Wallace just hits baseballs.

If they start to fly out of the park, he'll be a monster.

austro · « **Reply #65 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:02:31 pm »

Why is Morton getting the low strike but Happ isn't?

BudGirl · « **Reply #66 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:05:39 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 15, 2011, 09:02:31 pm

Why is Morton getting the low strike but Happ isn't?

better catcher?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #67 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:08:24 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:36:25 pm

it was shinburger. i have never heard that before, i had to go back and listen to it again.

The term is "shinburger". It's an old school baseball word.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #68 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:15:28 pm »

I call that a shitburger.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #69 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:17:19 pm »

Well, the shit-apple doesn't fall far from the shit-apple tree.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #70 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:17:40 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:48:06 pm

what do you think brocail is saying today?

Same old shit that they always say. Trust your stuff. Throw strikes.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #71 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:19:45 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 09:17:40 pm

Same old shit that they always say. Trust your stuff. Throw strikes.

When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get yourself a shit-bat

austro · « **Reply #72 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:20:43 pm »

Shit-pen to the rescue again.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #73 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:22:23 pm »

He grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint, then he turned into a shit-bonfire, and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit-firestorm.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #74 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:24:54 pm »

Shit-tectonics. When two shitplates push together with extreme force and pressure. What do you get? Shitquakes.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #75 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:27:53 pm »

Do you know what a shit rope is? It's a rope covered in shit that bad teams try to cling to. Y'see, the shit acts like grease, and the harder you tighten your grip, the more you slide down it

moriartp · « **Reply #76 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:36:40 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:27:53 pm

Do you know what a shit rope is? It's a rope covered in shit that bad teams try to cling to. Y'see, the shit acts like grease, and the harder you tighten your grip, the more you slide down it

I think Drayton prefers to call that "being a champion."

austro · « **Reply #77 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:38:29 pm »

Quote from: moriartp on June 15, 2011, 09:36:40 pm

I think Drayton prefers to call that "being a champion."

I wonder what Crane calls it.

MusicMan · « **Reply #78 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:38:34 pm »

Quote from: moriartp on June 15, 2011, 09:36:40 pm

I think Drayton prefers to call that "being a champion."

Nominated.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #79 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:39:59 pm »

What a crap fest.

austro · « **Reply #80 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:45:56 pm »

Wow, shut out at home in Game 7. That has to suck.

MusicMan · « **Reply #81 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:48:45 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 15, 2011, 09:45:56 pm

Wow, shut out at home in Game 7. That has to suck.

The Bruins scored more on Canuck power plays than the Canucks did.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #82 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:51:31 pm »

The Bruins did it the hard way. They deserve it. Thomas was the man.

austro · « **Reply #83 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:51:57 pm »

What a surprise: the bullpen is getting lit up again.

roadrunner · « **Reply #84 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:19:26 pm »

30,000 showed up to watch the Astros-Pirates on a Wednesday? Is tonight the Creed concert?

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #85 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:22:32 pm »

I was there, and there were more people than I expected. I had to leave early, though, and it looks like a bunch of people followed us...

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #86 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:46:55 pm »

The TV announcers are getting punch-drunk. I expect a Uecker moment any time now.

chuck · « **Reply #87 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:53:22 pm »

unsubscribe stanley cup list

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #88 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:53:34 pm »

...and it mercifully ends. 7-3 Pirates.

Sad.

chuck · « **Reply #89 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:53:43 pm »

unsubscribe astros bullpen

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #90 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:56:24 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 15, 2011, 10:53:43 pm

unsubscribe astros bullpen

If my count is correct, they only allowed as many runs as the two starters in tonight's game combined.