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Astros at DBacks - May 27
« on: May 27, 2011, 02:42:54 pm »
Kepp straight back into the lineup:

CF Bourn
2B Keppinger
RF Pence
LE Lee
1B Wallace
3B Johnson
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C   Quintero
P   Myers
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 07:06:35 pm »
JD and Brownie just announced that Wandy will be scratched from tomorrow's start and have an MRI.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 07:12:56 pm »
Footer was saying elbow.

I don't remember any shoulder or elbow issues in his past.  Hopefully it is minor.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 07:53:02 pm »
Aren't the Astros at home?

Mid 3, 5-0 Astros.

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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 07:59:27 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 27, 2011, 07:53:02 pm

Mid 3, 5-0 Astros.


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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 08:12:03 pm »
Bourn with his 3rd RBI.  6-0 Astros.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 08:15:56 pm »
I'm all confused now.  Dudes in the road grays are playing the field like the Astros and dudes in the home unis are hitting like the Diamondbacks. Damn sure looks like MMPUS though. Go figure...
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 08:16:04 pm »
Fan of the Game keeps me tuning in. Just a great feature. I don't even know what the score is but I know who is the fan of the game. Thanks Pam.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2011, 08:18:18 pm »
The Astros play in a pretty shitty division.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2011, 08:21:14 pm »
Wow. Miranda pulls an outside and high pitch into the RF seats. Two run homer. Six to two.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2011, 08:25:54 pm »
Myers just isn't comfortable with a 6 run lead 4 run lead.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2011, 08:27:39 pm »
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I'm all confused now.  Dudes in the road grays are playing the field like the Astros and dudes in the home unis are hitting like the Diamondbacks. Damn sure looks like MMPUS though. Go figure...

Intrasqaud game?
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2011, 08:41:17 pm »
I think Myers may want to stop throwing that pitch to Miranda.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2011, 08:41:44 pm »
I'm starting to actively hate Myers again.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2011, 08:42:27 pm »
Son of a bitch. Four to Six. Miranda two, two run jacks to RF on two pitches that were outside and high.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2011, 08:45:50 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 27, 2011, 08:41:44 pm
I'm starting to actively hate Myers again.

It's easy to suspect that last year he was pitching for a contract and that this year he has one. 
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2011, 08:46:32 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 27, 2011, 08:41:44 pm
I'm starting to actively hate Myers again.

Pace yourself: you've got about 2 1/2 more years to go.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2011, 08:47:04 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on May 27, 2011, 08:16:04 pm
Fan of the Game keeps me tuning in. Just a great feature. I don't even know what the score is but I know who is the fan of the game. Thanks Pam.

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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2011, 08:52:18 pm »
Fill out a comment card?  No, I'll just punch you in the junk!
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2011, 09:01:40 pm »
Roberts hits .400 against the Astros.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2011, 09:06:42 pm »
Hole. Lee. Shit.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2011, 09:07:05 pm »
Q gets Posey'd...
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2011, 09:07:29 pm »
Motherfucker.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2011, 09:08:12 pm »
That was ugly.  Hope Q's ok.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2011, 09:08:27 pm »
Same fucking deal: leg gets caught underneath, and when he gets knocked back it bends in an unnatural way.

Welcome JR Towles as your everyday catcher.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2011, 09:08:56 pm »
Q can't put any weight on his right ankle.  That looked awful.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2011, 09:09:35 pm »
Hope Q is okay.  That's just ugly.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2011, 09:10:02 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 27, 2011, 09:08:27 pm
Welcome JR Towles as your everyday catcher.

I hate you right now.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2011, 09:10:05 pm »
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Same fucking deal: leg gets caught underneath, and when he gets knocked back it bends in an unnatural way.
 
Sickening to watch.

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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2011, 09:11:07 pm »
Bummer. Very similar to the Posey colision.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2011, 09:13:34 pm »
Goddammit, I just came home from Hangover 2 to find the Astros ahead by 2. Then I leave the room and return to find that some assmonkey's plowed into Q and the 'Stros are down by three. What the ever-lovin' shit?
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2011, 09:14:41 pm »
god dammit god dammit god dammit. God Damn.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2011, 09:15:52 pm »
Fuck this shit.
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« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2011, 09:17:28 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 27, 2011, 09:13:34 pm
Goddammit, I just came home from Hangover 2 to find the Astros ahead by 2. Then I leave the room and return to find that some assmonkey's plowed into Q and the 'Stros are down by three. What the ever-lovin' shit?

Well, they're only down by one (so far), but this game has definitely done a 180.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2011, 09:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on May 27, 2011, 09:14:41 pm
god dammit god dammit god dammit. God Damn.

now what?
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2011, 09:20:12 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 27, 2011, 09:18:21 pm
now what?

Just overall suckitude.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2011, 09:20:56 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 27, 2011, 09:13:34 pm
Goddammit, I just came home from Hangover 2

How was it? Grabbing some brews after the game and then catching a flick, and Hangover 2 is on the list of maybes.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2011, 09:21:16 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 27, 2011, 09:17:28 pm
Well, they're only down by one (so far), but this game has definitely done a 180.

You're right, I meant that the other guys scored 3 to get ahead. Friggin' hangover.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2011, 09:23:20 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 27, 2011, 09:20:56 pm
How was it? Grabbing some brews after the game and then catching a flick, and Hangover 2 is on the list of maybes.

Good stuff. Same formula as last movie, just different outrageous circumstances.
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« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2011, 09:25:08 pm »
Unreal luck
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2011, 09:25:23 pm »
Some one needs to beat the crap out of foul ball dude there...
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2011, 09:41:04 pm »
Really starting not to like Parra
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« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2011, 09:45:49 pm »
Q report: Sprained right ankle.
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2011, 09:46:46 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 27, 2011, 09:41:04 pm
Really starting not to like Parra

Yeah, he's been catching entirely too many balls out there.
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« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2011, 10:02:30 pm »
Diver Downs!
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Re: Astros at DBacks - May 27
« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2011, 10:03:18 pm »
Putz is due for a blown save
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« Reply #46 on: May 27, 2011, 10:17:05 pm »
Dammit.
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« Reply #47 on: May 27, 2011, 10:21:16 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 27, 2011, 10:03:18 pm
Putz is due for a blown save

Nice try.
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« Reply #48 on: May 27, 2011, 10:39:50 pm »
Mills in post game after being questioned about Q: "We know there is no fracture."
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