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Limey

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Watch with Footer
« on: May 18, 2011, 01:57:42 pm »
Astros watch party at Lucky's Pub tonight, per Alyson's Fucknotes.

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We’ll be at Lucky’s Pub tonight (Wednesday) at 7:15 p.m. CT to watch the Astros play the Cardinals, and to lure you to our little shindig, we’re offering really cheap food and some tempting drink specials:

* Half price appetizers to anyone wearing Astros gear
* Cheap beer! $.50 Small Domestic Drafts all night; also, $2 Smitchers, $4 24-oz Tecate, Dos XX and Mexican beers; and, $2.50 Import Cans.


Point of order: can anyone tell me WTF a "smitcher" is?
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 02:05:16 pm »
Quote from: Limey on May 18, 2011, 01:57:42 pm
Astros watch party at Lucky's Pub tonight, per Alyson's Fucknotes.


Point of order: can anyone tell me WTF a "smitcher" is?

I don't know, but $2 a piece has got to a be a bargain.  You should immediately order $10 worth.
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 02:05:39 pm »
Quote from: Limey on May 18, 2011, 01:57:42 pm
Point of order: can anyone tell me WTF a "smitcher" is?

Nope, but we expect you to tell us after the game...
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 02:07:37 pm »
Probably a good time to steer folks over to Damn you auto correct!.  There goes your afternoon.
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 02:10:28 pm »
Quote from: Bench on May 18, 2011, 02:07:37 pm
Probably a good time to steer folks over to Damn you auto correct!.  There goes your afternoon.

Holy shit!
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 02:10:39 pm »
Quote from: Bench on May 18, 2011, 02:07:37 pm
Probably a good time to steer folks over to Damn you auto correct!.  There goes your afternoon.

Those would be a lot funnier if they were real.
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 02:12:26 pm »
Quote from: Bench on May 18, 2011, 02:07:37 pm
Probably a good time to steer folks over to Damn you auto correct!.  There goes your afternoon.

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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 02:14:22 pm »
Quote from: Limey on May 18, 2011, 01:57:42 pm
Astros watch party at Lucky's Pub tonight, per Alyson's Fucknotes.


Point of order: can anyone tell me WTF a "smitcher" is?
small pitcher of beer / 40 oz
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 02:17:54 pm »
I am heading up there, cant wait to get some $2 Smitchers.
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 05:28:12 pm »
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 05:40:19 pm »
Quote from: SaltyParker on May 18, 2011, 02:14:22 pm
small pitcher of beer / 40 oz

I just call that "a beer."
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 11:07:52 am »
Here is the fabled smitcher.

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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 11:32:03 am »
Do they also offer a litcher? I'll have one of those, please.
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Re: Watch with Footer
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 11:35:07 am »
Quote from: chuck on May 19, 2011, 11:32:03 am
Do they also offer a litcher? I'll have one of those, please.

I barely know 'er!
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