I have often thought, "sure, Pence is over-rated, -hyped, -caffeinated, -marketed, whatever. And sure, he's no #3 hitter. More like a 6 or a 5 if you're really hard-up for hitters. And sure, he's not a good outfielder. He's average at best, despite his speed and hustle. But, gee, he's still a valuable, solid, slightly-above-average Major League ballplayer, and he certainly tries hard... it's not HIS fault that the team's offense is so weak he has to bat third... maybe some people are a little hard on him sometimes. Sure, if they could get some team to pony up a bunch of prospects, they should listen, but, he's a perfectly decent player to hold on to for now if they don't get blown away."
Nope. Not any more. I am so damn sick of watching him flail at any pitch thrown within a 10-foot radius of the strikezone, running the bases like... ah, shit, I can't even bring myself to write all this shit down. You all know what he does. I am now actively hoping he gets traded this year. He is a stupid, stupid player. He is not the type of player I want to watch play for the Astros. I have no idea how the hell he's gotten 20 RBI or whatever he has, but I hope that it helps convince some foolish GM or owner somewhere that his team needs Hunter Pence. Soon. And that Ed has the balls to do it.