Author Topic: Turds @ Astros 4/28/11 (Read 7283 times)

Mr. Happy · « **on:** April 28, 2011, 07:10:54 pm »

Lineups:

St. Louis AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Descalso, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .256
Freese, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .342
Pujols, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
Holliday, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .429
Berkman, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
Rasmus, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .315
Laird, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
Greene, T, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
McClellan, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300

Houston AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Bourn, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
Sanchez, An, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .305
Pence, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
Lee, C, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .198
Wallace, B, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .367
Hall, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .230
Johnson, C, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .190
Quintero, H, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .308
Figueroa, N, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:12:09 pm »

DeScalsco F7; Freese 1-3; Pujols F9. 0- Bottom 1

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:17:12 pm »

Bourn 3U; Sanchez F9; Pence 1B to CF; Lee P4 on first pitch. 0-0 Top 2

Matt · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:17:23 pm »

How many times this year has Carlos popped up weakly on a first pitch?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:18:11 pm »

Carlos is clueless at the plate. Clueless, I tell ya!

Matt · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:19:24 pm »

That Spazz bobblehead is horrific!

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:23:41 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2011, 07:17:12 pm

Bourn 3U; Sanchez F9; Pence 1B to CF; Lee P4 on first pitch. 0-0 Top 2

I hate to sound dumb, but what's 3U?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:25:58 pm »

Holliday works count full before BB; Berkman 4-6-3; Rasmus BB to 3B with SB and E2; Laird P4. 0-0 Bottom 2

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:26:59 pm »

Quote from: 94CougarGrad on April 28, 2011, 07:23:41 pm

I hate to sound dumb, but what's 3U?

Groundball to first baseman, who made the out himself.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:27:27 pm »

Quote from: 94CougarGrad on April 28, 2011, 07:23:41 pm

I hate to sound dumb, but what's 3U?

Grounded to 1B who touched the bag or tagged the runner.

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:28:34 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2011, 07:26:59 pm

Groundball to first baseman, who made the out himself.

Gotcha. I didn't remember a 'U' from my little league scorebook days.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:28:45 pm »

The U is for unassisted.

Bench · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:29:58 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on April 28, 2011, 07:28:45 pm

The U is for unassisted.

Uphamistaclly speaking.

Lurch · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:31:47 pm »

Big Fucking Johnson with a blast!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:32:37 pm »

Wallace 2B to CF; Hall L3; CJ HR 2 RBI; Q 6-3; Figueroa 5-3. 2-0 Top 3

Matt · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:33:25 pm »

CJ says Fuck the Jakes!

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:33:46 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on April 28, 2011, 07:31:47 pm

Big Fucking Johnson with a blast!

Wahoo! Ladies love the Johnson!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:39:00 pm »

Greene F8; McClelland 6-3; DeScalso works count full before Ks. 2-0 Bottom 3

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:42:12 pm »

Bourn with a double.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:44:13 pm »

Look, it's DoucheDad™!

Teach your kids young to sport a faux hawk and sport Ed Hardy tattoo shirts.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:48:01 pm »

We may never see that again, ladies and germs. Carlos Lee hustling down the line to beat out an infield squibber. Sure, it was bobbled, but he was hurtling with a purpose.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:49:59 pm »

Lee steals a base... kinda.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:50:08 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 07:48:01 pm

We may never see that again, ladies and germs. Carlos Lee hustling down the line to beat out an infield squibber. Sure, it was bobbled, but he was hurtling with a purpose.

And then swipes a bag. Put out that fire on the baseline!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #23 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:50:24 pm »

Carlos is hustling like a man who is searching for his reason for being employed.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #24 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:51:38 pm »

No lead is safe.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:51:48 pm »

Not sure if that was McClellan's snappy yellowhammer or Bill Hall's futility there.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:51:59 pm »

Bourn 2B to CF to 3B; Sanchez 6-3; Pence 1B to LF to 2B WP to 3B; Lee E1 SB to 2B; Wallace Ks; Hall Ks. 3-0 Top 4

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:52:54 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 07:51:48 pm

Not sure if that was McClellan's snappy yellowhammer or Bill Hall's futility there.

That was a pretty nasty 1-2 pitch.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:53:35 pm »

So was that strike 3 to Wallace. Filthy curve.

Alkie · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:53:52 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on April 28, 2011, 07:44:13 pm

Look, it's DoucheDad™!

Teach your kids young to sport a faux hawk and sport Ed Hardy tattoo shirts.

Cool, I made it on tv?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:54:23 pm »

Fuck you, PooHoles.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:54:30 pm »

There goes the no-no.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:55:40 pm »

Gaaaa. 85 mph fastball inside on Holliday.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:56:26 pm »

Q has GOT to be in the mind of every baserunner.

Alkie · « **Reply #34 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:57:57 pm »

Well done. Just like we drew it up.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #35 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:58:04 pm »

Bill Hall you magnificent bastard.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:59:21 pm »

Hall nailed his ass.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:59:35 pm »

Freese 1B to LF E1 4-5; Pujols F9; Holliday F9. 3-0 Bottom 4

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:59:50 pm »

That was special.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:00:19 pm »

I am lamenting the lack of Goodson Honda commercials this young season.

Alkie · « **Reply #40 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:01:47 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:00:19 pm

I am lamenting the lack of Goodson Honda commercials this young season.

The old ones with the animated cricket or the newer ones with the bitches that dropped out of my jr high?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #41 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:02:36 pm »

Ex-junior high bitches, sir.

Matt · « **Reply #42 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:02:45 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:00:19 pm

I am lamenting the lack of Goodson Honda commercials this young season.

Are they still playing those Brown Hand Center commercials?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #43 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:03:10 pm »

McClellan is a pretty damn good #5 starter.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #44 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:04:04 pm »

CJ F9; Q F7; Figueroa 6-3. 3-0 Top 5

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #45 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:04:17 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:03:10 pm

McClellan is a pretty damn good #5 starter.

He is outstanding.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #46 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:04:29 pm »

Quote from: Matt on April 28, 2011, 08:02:45 pm

Are they still playing those Brown Hand Center commercials?

Haven't seen one tonight, but this season's feature some oily demi-Guido with a weird wet combover and creepy gaze. The Brown Hand Center is a cult.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #47 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:05:51 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:00:19 pm

I am lamenting the lack of Goodson Honda commercials this young season.

Where is Rocky McCullough this year? I need his word on it.

Alkie · « **Reply #48 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:06:31 pm »

You know who can fuck himself? Lance Berkman.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #49 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:06:49 pm »

Thanks for saving that bat for the fucking Turdinals, Lance.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #50 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:07:21 pm »

Maybe he'll fuck up his knee diving back to the bag on one of Q's throws.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #51 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:07:52 pm »

I wish Lance well, but not at the Astros expense. In that case FUCK HIM.

Alkie · « **Reply #52 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:07:21 pm

Maybe he'll fuck up his knee diving back to the bag on one of Q's throws.

I don't hope he hurts himself, but I do hope his career ends in Houston.

Tonight.

As a Cardinal.

Fucker.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #53 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:08:45 pm »

Jesus Christ. It's Gary Busey with tits.

Alkie · « **Reply #54 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:09:10 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:08:45 pm

Jesus Christ. It's Gary Busey with tits.

So....Gary Busey.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #55 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:09:43 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 28, 2011, 08:09:10 pm

So....Gary Busey.

And cheap shiny jewelry.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #56 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:10:16 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:08:45 pm

Jesus Christ. It's Gary Busey with tits.

Wow. Spot on there RB.

Alkie · « **Reply #57 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:10:22 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:09:43 pm

And cheap shiny jewelry.

So....

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #58 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:10:30 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 28, 2011, 08:09:10 pm

So....Gary Busey.

With tits on the side.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #59 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:10:42 pm »

Hey, Lance. Fuck you.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #60 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:12:30 pm »

Bill Hall is the Nureyev of the keystone.

Alkie · « **Reply #61 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:13:13 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:12:30 pm

Bill Hall is the Nureyev of the keystone.

Lookie here, boys, I think we figured out which one 'a the posters is a sissyboy.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #62 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:13:49 pm »

Yeah, they just showed my seats in Twink Alley.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #63 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:16:22 pm »

Berkman 2B to RF; Rasmus BB to 2B to 3B; Laird 1B to CF RBI; Greene FC 4-6; McClellan sac 1-4; DeScalso works count full before K. 3-1 Bottom 5

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #64 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:18:06 pm »

No Brown Hand commercials, but they're advertising that pill that makes you want to take a bath.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #65 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:19:11 pm »

There appears to be a real fine crowd of mutants out there tonight.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #66 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:19:12 pm »

I guess that dufus went straight from the bowling alley to the ballpark.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #67 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:21:43 pm »

This is one of those Twilight Zone games. Lee beats out a squibber, Pence walks on three successive pitches outside.

Alkie · « **Reply #68 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:22:27 pm »

Lucky. Fucking. Retard.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #69 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:22:55 pm »

That'll be $250, Mr. Pence.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #70 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:23:02 pm »

Pence is not slow... scores on Lee's double.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #71 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:24:31 pm »

It's a little early to call that double by Lee 'slump busting.'

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #72 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:24:42 pm »

Bourn L7; Sanchez 6-3; Pence works count full before BB dumbass runs through stop sign; Lee 2B RBI; Wallace 4-3. 4-1 Top 6

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #73 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:26:06 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:24:31 pm

It's a little early to call that double by Lee 'slump busting.'

When you're 0 fer 17, one hit is a streak.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #74 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:26:31 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:24:31 pm

It's a little early to call that double by Lee 'slump busting.'

Leftfielder misplayed the carom, otherwise it's a single.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #75 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:26:52 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 08:26:06 pm

When you're 0 fer 17, one hit is a streak.

Sorta like an Astro win streak.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #76 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:27:57 pm »

Figgy's gonna be lucky to make it out of this inning.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #77 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:29:32 pm »

Crap. Abad's up.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #78 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:30:01 pm »

Fuck Pooholes

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #79 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:34:02 pm »

Oh no, this is Abad deal.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #80 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:34:24 pm »

C'mon bullpen. Step up, guys.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #81 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:34:33 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:27:57 pm

Figgy's gonna be lucky to make it out of this inning.

Doesn't even get an out.

Alkie · « **Reply #82 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:36:10 pm »

For all the bitching, Abad has a 2.89.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #83 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:36:35 pm »

Yeah, Abad's ERA is nice, but they're hitting .293 off of him.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #84 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:36:46 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 28, 2011, 08:36:10 pm

For all the bitching, Abad has a 2.89.

Same as LaRussa's BAC. How about that.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #85 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:37:45 pm »

Good thing they turned Berkman around.

moriartp · « **Reply #86 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:37:53 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 28, 2011, 08:36:10 pm

For all the bitching, Abad has a 2.89.

And that's why we pay no attention to a reliever's ERA (and that goes doubly for LOOGYs).

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #87 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:38:05 pm »

Crap. That fucker.

MRaup · « **Reply #88 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:38:10 pm »

Fuck you, you piece of shit traitor.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #89 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:38:16 pm »

And he's a situational guy so he's pitching to his strength.

Which appears to be giving up a god damn home run you fucking asshole. Go back to AAA, Abad.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #90 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:38:25 pm »

Well, we have seen that before.

Matt · « **Reply #91 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:38:37 pm »

I come back to fucking Lance Berkman homering AND I missed Gary Busey with tits.

MusicMan · « **Reply #92 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:38:47 pm »

Look, if you can tee one up for Berkman when he's hitting righty, you have no business in the majors.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #93 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:39:11 pm »

Fuck. Try the eephus.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #94 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:39:26 pm »

The Astros have dominated this game until the last 5 pitches. And they're down by a run.

MusicMan · « **Reply #95 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:39:44 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:34:24 pm

C'mon bullpen. Step up, guys.

Giving up four runs would be a step up for this pen.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #96 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:39:48 pm »

Instant loss. Just add Abad.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #97 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:42:37 pm »

You know what would be nice this inning? An out.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #98 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:43:54 pm »

Abad on the mound is the visual equivalent of DoRay.

VirtualBob · « **Reply #99 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:45:43 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:39:48 pm

Instant loss. Just add Abad.

Maybe when Tri-City opens they could use some "veteran leadership".

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #100 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:45:56 pm »

I know it's JD's job to fill airspace, and to say the right things like "bullpen's been worked hard, Brad Mills was hoping the Astros' starter could go deep into the game", but does anyone in the organization actually realize that Nelson Figeruoa is a starting pitcher on this team?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #101 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:47:47 pm »

Deep for Figgy would be six, but I don't care how badly he would have fallen apart he still would've been better than Abad.

MRaup · « **Reply #102 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:48:19 pm »

Abad, you're fucking brutal. Get him the fuck out of the game.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #103 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:48:33 pm »

I'm taking up a collection of marshmallow peanuts to entice Raup the Younger to be the lefty specialist in the pen.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #104 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:49:48 pm »

Why the fuck is this guy still pitching?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #105 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:50:00 pm »

Maybe the crystals in Abad's Power Balance necklace need calibrating for his aura.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #106 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:50:00 pm »

Q walked out to the mound and said "don't hit the fucking bat with this pitch".

Alkie · « **Reply #107 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:50:43 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on April 28, 2011, 08:49:48 pm

Why the fuck is this guy still pitching?

I don't know what you guys are bitching about. Most of those runs weren't his. His ERA is still ok.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #108 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:51:23 pm »

Fernando Abad, scorching a trail to Oklahoma City.

MRaup · « **Reply #109 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:53:34 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 08:48:33 pm

I'm taking up a collection of marshmallow peanuts to entice Raup the Younger to be the lefty specialist in the pen.

I HATE marshmallow peanuts.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #110 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:53:44 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 08:51:23 pm

Fernando Abad, scorching a trail to Oklahoma City.

Okie City? How about a trail to the appliance department at Sears?

Matt · « **Reply #111 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:54:07 pm »

Oh good, Zach Galifinakis is pitching now

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #112 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:54:14 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on April 28, 2011, 08:53:34 pm

I HATE marshmallow peanuts.

You gotta take one for the team, son.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #113 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:54:38 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 08:53:44 pm

Okie City? How about a trail to the appliance department at Sears?

Parking attendant at Wal-Mart.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #114 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:56:00 pm »

Jakes are still batting T6?!?!? Sweet g'ness...

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #115 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:56:17 pm »

Pujols with two hits that travel a combined 64 feet.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #116 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:56:27 pm »

This pitching staff is taking one for the team tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #117 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:57:45 pm »

"You never knocked me down, Ray! You never knocked me down, Ray!"

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #118 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:57:54 pm »

Jeez, this is some sorry shit.

Matt · « **Reply #119 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:58:24 pm »

Berkman you piece of shit

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #120 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:58:37 pm »

What time do Will and Kate walk down the aisle?

MRaup · « **Reply #121 on:** April 28, 2011, 08:59:50 pm »

Fuck the fucking Cardinals and their 4 lucky fucking bleeders and bloops. Godfuckingdamnit.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #122 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:00:10 pm »

Brings back fond memories of my colonoscopy.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #123 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:01:13 pm »

Ooooh. 5.68 and .353.

Craig · « **Reply #124 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:01:42 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 09:00:10 pm

Brings back fond memories of my colonoscopy.

You'll be due for another before this inning ends.

Matt · « **Reply #125 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:02:11 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 08:58:37 pm

What time do Will and Kate walk down the aisle?

Is that where Limey is tonight?

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #126 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:02:27 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 08:58:37 pm

What time do Will and Kate walk down the aisle?

This inning will last until it starts.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #127 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:03:05 pm »

Freese works count full before 1B to LF to 3B; Pujols 1B to RF to 2B; Holliday 1B to RF RBI; Abad on to pitch Berkman HR 3 RBI; Rasmus 1B to RF to 2B to 3B; Laird works count full before BB; Arnsberg out to chat; Greene FC 6-4 to 3B; McClellan 1B RBI to 2B to 3B; DeScalso F9; Fulchino on to pitch; Freese 1B to RF RBI to 2B; Pujols infield 1B; Holliday 1B to RF2 RBI's; Berkman 1B to RF RBI; Rosario on to pitch; Rasmus 3-1. 4-10 Bottom 6

Ron Brand · « **Reply #128 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:04:13 pm »

Haven't noticed Drayton's smiling face anywhere near the team this month.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #129 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:05:22 pm »

The first base bag is getting a workout tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #130 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:07:12 pm »

Alright Bogey. Be a hero, son.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #131 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:11:13 pm »

So...I checked out when it was 4-2 good guys.

What. The. Fuck.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #132 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:12:22 pm »

Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2011, 09:11:13 pm

So...I checked out when it was 4-2 good guys.

What. The. Fuck.

I'm jealous.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #133 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:13:46 pm »

Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2011, 09:11:13 pm

So...I checked out when it was 4-2 good guys.

What. The. Fuck.

Did you see Gallipoli? It was a little like that.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #134 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:15:48 pm »

There is good news though. Check out what the D-Backs found in the Dumpster in the first inning.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #135 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:17:16 pm »

Is there anyone here who doesn't know Pence is going to strike out?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #136 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:17:46 pm »

What a spectacular way to fail.

hostros7 · « **Reply #137 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:18:18 pm »

Gross

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #138 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:18:22 pm »

Attaboy Hunter...watching strike three with the bases loaded and your team down 5 runs.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #139 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:18:33 pm »

Hall 1B to CF to 2B to 3B; CJ F9; Q 1B to LF; Bogusevic FC 6-4 to 2B to 3B; Bourn BB to 2B; Motte on to pitch; Sanchez 1B to RF RBI; Pence K on good morning good afternoon good night. 10-5 Top 7

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #140 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:19:09 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 09:17:46 pm

What a spectacular way to fail.

He got fooled. The pitch wasn't over his head.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #141 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:20:00 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 09:17:16 pm

Is there anyone here who doesn't know Pence is going to strike out?

I was actually surprised that he struck out that AB [on a pitch other than a slider low and away that is].

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #142 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:21:34 pm »

Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2011, 09:15:48 pm

There is good news though. Check out what the D-Backs found in the Dumpster in the first inning.

What abad inning.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #143 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:23:31 pm »

Man, Valdez has some nasty stuff.

hostros7 · « **Reply #144 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:23:59 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 09:19:09 pm

He got fooled. The pitch wasn't over his head.

He definitely walked away thinking "don't they know I swing at everything over my head and a slider in the dirt looks like a giant pair of fake tits to me?"

Ron Brand · « **Reply #145 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:25:13 pm »

No consistent command, but when he's on he's tough.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #146 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:28:06 pm »

Go get your glove, rook.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #147 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:31:04 pm »

Valdez on to pitch. Laird P4; Greene Ks; Hamilton PH for Motte 2B to RF; DeScalso works count full before K. 10-5 Bottom 7

Ron Brand · « **Reply #148 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:33:46 pm »

Brett, you're going to be a hell of a player for the Houston Astros. Please slide feet first.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #149 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:39:14 pm »

Batista on to pitch. Lee 6-3; Wallace 2B to LF; Hall works count full before 6-3; CJ L7. 10-5 Top 8

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #150 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:40:26 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2011, 09:39:14 pm

Batista on to pitch. Lee 6-3; Wallace 2B to LF; Hall works count full before 6-3; CJ L7. 10-5 Top 8

CJ has hit a lot of 'em hard, just ain't falling...

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #151 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:45:20 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2011, 09:40:26 pm

CJ has hit a lot of 'em hard, just ain't falling...

Keep hittin' 'em on the screws. That's all you can do.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #152 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:48:01 pm »

Freese 5-3; Pujols works count full before F7; Holliday 6-3. 10-5 Bottom 8

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #153 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:49:10 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2011, 09:40:26 pm

CJ has hit a lot of 'em hard, just ain't falling...

You are correct. CJ will stick around up here.

VirtualBob · « **Reply #154 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:00:49 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on April 28, 2011, 08:53:34 pm

I HATE marshmallow peanuts.

You are missing the point. We are all going to force-feed you with marshmallow peanuts until you agree to take Abad's palce in the ~~barrel~~ bullpen.

VirtualBob · « **Reply #155 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:02:50 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 09:13:46 pm

Did you see Gallipoli? It was a little like that.

More like Custer's Last Stand

Anit · « **Reply #156 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:07:33 pm »

face of the franchise..

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #157 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:07:51 pm »

What the Fuck!!!! Pence you are the STUPIDEST motherfucker to ever disgrace a baseball diamond!!!!!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #158 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:08:01 pm »

Punto to 2B; Descalso to 3B. Q E5 to 2B to 3B; Inglett PH for Valdez 1B to LF; Bourn F7; Sanchez F9; Pence E5 to 2B to 3B; Lee 1B to RF RB to 2BI; Miller on to pitch; Wallace PB BB; Salas on to pitch; Hall Pence out at home on a fucking ill-advised move. 10-7 Top 9

Ron Brand · « **Reply #159 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:08:23 pm »

He's aggressive.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #160 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:08:27 pm »

Spectacular night tonight FoF. Simply spectacular...

MusicMan · « **Reply #161 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:08:36 pm »

Jesus H tap-dancing Christ on a cracker.

Has a dumber player ever been his team's poster boy?

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #162 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:09:12 pm »

Please explain. Not near a TV and apparently don't want to look it up.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #163 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:09:22 pm »

One run doesn't mean shit. What the hell?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #164 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:09:22 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 10:08:23 pm

He's aggressive.

He's a dumbfuck. His runs means exactly SQUAT! They need baserunners. God almighty he's got shit for brains.

cuban · « **Reply #165 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:09:43 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 28, 2011, 10:08:36 pm

Jesus H tap-dancing Christ on a cracker.

Has a dumber player ever been his team's poster boy?

But at least he can swing a hammer!

believin · « **Reply #166 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:09:56 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 28, 2011, 10:08:36 pm

Has a dumber player ever been his team's poster boy?

A dumber player would have to exist in order to be the poster boy. Not possible, even in theory.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #167 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:10:29 pm »

Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2011, 10:09:12 pm

Please explain. Not near a TV and apparently don't want to look it up.

Passed ball got by the catcher, so Pence came home and was tagged out sliding by the plate.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #168 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:10:41 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 10:07:51 pm

What the Fuck!!!! Pence you are the STUPIDEST motherfucker to ever disgrace a baseball diamond!!!!!

I can't believe that I just a big league player make that sort of boner. If he's out, the inning is over. If he scores, we're still down by 2.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #169 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:10:54 pm »

Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2011, 10:09:12 pm

Please explain. Not near a TV and apparently don't want to look it up.

Bottom of the 8th..bases loaded, two out. Ball in the dirt, Pence, who's run represents absolutely shit, and the Astros STILL would need two hits, decides to run home on a ball in the dirt the catcher blocks. The catcher picks up the ball and tags his dumbshit ass out.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #170 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:11:32 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 10:10:29 pm

Passed ball got by the catcher, so Pence came home and was tagged out sliding by the plate.

1. It wasn't a passed ball. It wasn't even a wild pitch.

2. Pence didn't slide.

MusicMan · « **Reply #171 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:11:47 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 10:10:29 pm

Passed ball got by the catcher, so Pence came home and was tagged out sliding by the plate.

To clarify, he was out by about 15 feet.

chuck · « **Reply #172 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:11:56 pm »

The thing that is so mind-numbing is that there is no benefit to his taking ANY risk to score there. That run is meaningless at this point.

VirtualBob · « **Reply #173 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:12:23 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 10:10:54 pm

Bottom of the 8th..bases loaded, two out. Ball in the dirt, Pence, who's run represents absolutely shit, and the Astros STILL would need two hits, decides to run home on a ball in the dirt the catcher blocks. The catcher picks up the ball and tags his dumbshit ass out.

Thanks for the description.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #174 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:12:52 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 28, 2011, 10:11:47 pm

To clarify, he was out by about 15 feet.

Neat. Fucking neat.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #175 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:14:58 pm »

Pence has singlehandedly squashed the Astros chances to win the last two games.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #176 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:18:44 pm »

Rodriguez on to pitch. Berkman works count full before HR; Rasmus Ks; Laird 6-3; Greene Ks. 11-7 Bottom 9

VirtualBob · « **Reply #177 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:19:23 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 10:14:58 pm

Pence has singlehandedly squashed the Astros chances to win the last two games.

Well ... to be honest, I think Valdez & aBad have assisted.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #178 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:21:08 pm »

Quote from: VirtualBob on April 28, 2011, 10:19:23 pm

Well ... to be honest, I think Valdez & aBad have assisted.

If Pence doesn't step on everyone's dick, they have a chance to win. You can forgive a lack of ability. I cannot abide blatent stupidity.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #179 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:22:03 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 10:21:08 pm

If Pence doesn't step on everyone's dick, they have a chance to win. You can forgive a lack of ability. I cannot abide blatent stupidity.

That's what makes it so bad, he's got damn near every tool in the box.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #180 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:22:30 pm »

Time for FoF to rally the troops with another this is not acceptable lecture...

VirtualBob · « **Reply #181 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:23:18 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 10:21:08 pm

//snip// You can forgive a lack of ability. I cannot abide blatent stupidity.

Agreed. On that analysis, I retract my comment.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #182 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:23:31 pm »

Trading him would be acceptable.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #183 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:23:49 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 10:22:03 pm

That's what makes it so bad, he's got damn near every tool in the box.

Except any fucking sense.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #184 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:25:13 pm »

Berkman would've caught that.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #185 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:25:56 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 28, 2011, 10:25:13 pm

Berkman would've caught that.

Pence would have fucked it into an inside the park home run.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #186 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:30:27 pm »

Well that was a steaming pile of shit.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #187 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:30:30 pm »

Seven runs and you get blown out. Unfuckingbelievable.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #188 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:30:54 pm »

Hall works count full before 6-3; CJ 2B to RF; Q Ks; Downs PH for A. Rodriguez works count full before BB; Bourn 4-3. BALLGAME 11-7

Ron Brand · « **Reply #189 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:32:25 pm »

Looks like the Astros got out-Whataburgered.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #190 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:35:12 pm »

I think we should add a title, similar to the newbies' "Clark", for those who can't think their way out of a fucking empty room. We'll call them "Pences".

MRaup · « **Reply #191 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:39:56 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 28, 2011, 10:35:12 pm

I think we should add a title, similar to the newbies' "Clark", for those who can't think their way out of a fucking empty room. We'll call them "Pences".

Don't single Andyzipp out like that, HH.