Holy shit! We're going to be 2.5 games out in a few hours.
I do not intend to dignify that with comment.
And yet you did anyway...
Alkie's utterly distasteful remarks.
That narrows it down a lot...
I called him a no-good New York cocksucker last night.
You called him A-Rod? That's a low blow, even to Alkie...
SAFE!
And yet he returns with that same shit.
Happ looks great. Nice to see him get a W tonight.
is what the call should've been.
DoRay said that the Jakes hadn't had a runner get to second just before that HR.
I can't fucking listen anymore. They're making me sick.
They must cost absolutely nothing. Why else would we keep them around? They're terrible at what they do, they have no name recognition, they've got such distinctive voices that 15 years later we still can't tell them apart and, oh yeah, they're not Astros fans.
This is the same franchise that has been happy to let Milo totter off into the sunset, brought to you by Metal Sawing Technology!
Pence Ks on a down-n-away pitch-surprised?; Lee F8; Wallace 1B to CF; CJ HPU is squeezing the pitchers F9. 1-0 Top 5
A-Rod it turns out is not a cocksucker.
Sucking his own cock counts.
I called him a no-good New York cocksucker last night. And yet he returns with that same shit. So I'm trying chuck's relaxed, easy-going style.
I'm glad to see someone takes note of my methodology around here.
Getting drunk in downtown Richmond is NOT a methodology.
Going to Waffle House afterwards is.
Does anyone else think it's fucking weird that there are multiple posters here who have spent not-insignificant time in Richmond, Virginia?How odd.
I think, according to Raup the Younger, ANY time in Richmond, Va is insignificant.
Not as odd as a poster that dispenses advise on both audit readiness and midget tranny hookers.
You know, the wife and I spent a week there in 2005 and had a better time than I would have thought we would have.I do remember there being a crazy number of smokers. I get it, tobacco comes from there. Still.
Not as odd as a poster that dispenses advise on both audit readiness and tranny hookers.
Now wait just a damn minute. I have NEVER issued any advice regarding audit readiness.
Was that the time you bet $10,000 on a game of HORSE with Moses Malone?
Yeah, and I'm STILL waiting for my money back.By the way, we're still losing.
For you puckheads (and anyone who just likes sports)...Bruins-Canadiens Game 7 just went to OT.
This got me thinking - in what way can tranny hooker advise go wrong?"Look, she's got a dick. That's what you're paying for."
Mexico.
I'm learning a lot about Richmond. Like, there are apparently places you can go there without getting murdered.
I thought they only had donkey hookers.
Me either. I was wondering who he was talking abou...oh right, Fredia. Nevermind.
The Astros have the worst pair of defensive corner outfielders in history. How the fuck can you be ten feet off line throwing home from shallow left?
Try this one on for size:Berkman is the best corner OF in this game.
Wow. I hadn't thought of it that way.
Last night I was trying to bring myself to say that I'd rather have Berkman in RF than Pence but I just couldn't do it.
Bruins win.
Wallace can freaking hit (singles and doubles)
Second on the team in slugging.
Don't get in a hurry or anythign Inglett. Throwing out a runner might break my fucking heart.
I pitched against Hamilton in HS. He went 0 for 3 and I struck him out twice. NBD.....
I'm conducting the "waive Bill Hall" train, but I'm also ready to eat the rest of Lee's contract just to open up the AB's.
Anyone on MLBTV, how is it streaming? I am getting cut off every 2 -3 minutes (maybe I should be thankful?).
Surely, if he can't recover at all, Lee will retire after this year, and the last year of his contract renegotiated.
I don't agree. I don't see him just leaving $15MM on the table.
Perhaps we need to instigate a little coffee talk w Gil meche.
Too bad we don't know anyone in Panama. If we did, perhaps that person could 'deal' with the problem...
agree 100%. does bogusevic step in?
Brett Wallace shoots fire from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
He's too short to be Brett Wallace.
Drayton... if these are your fans, then why do they leave?!
Mr. Wallace does not need a nickname.
/pulls helmet off of knight sent to protect La Russa// recoils in horror at seeing it's Berkman the Bruce
That outfielder sure plays a pretty 2b.
Nope. He simply needs an animal-inspired fan club.
Unlike the other outfielder who usually plays 2b.
Spurs/grizz pretty interesting... For nba
Or the 2b who plays SS. Or the 1b who plays 3b. Or the LF in RF...God this is a clusterfuck of a team.
I hate Ginobili.
Then you'll be happy with how that turned out.Ginobili for THREE!!!... or, two...
Or the 2b who plays SS. Or the 1b who plays 3b. Or the LF in RF...
(assuming he's not al All Star)
How often does it happen that the outfielder playing second makes a great a defensive play in the top of the inning, only to smoke a ball in the bottom of the inning?
this pitcher needs an era of more than 0
Done.
i try to use my powers only for good.
Got anything left in that tank?
That makes me happy.
how are the lightening doing?
dave duncan - your bullpen is going to suck no matter how many visits you make.
Just missed his mistake to hit.
nice avatar change
thanks. is it wallace? i am still viewing the plaid jacket.
That was fucking predictable. What took them so long to throw slider low away?
pence is going to piss me off. i can feel it.
I'm a spurs fan by birth, and I love Sean Elliot, but how is he allowed to announce Spurs games on national TV? He doesn't even pretend at objectivity.
I believe NBA.tv uses local announcers.
Kevin Durant is a BAMF.