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For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« on: April 25, 2011, 02:02:52 pm »
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I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2011, 05:29:44 pm »
Did she lose her gig at the club by the airport?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 07:10:08 pm »
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The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 08:23:18 am »
She's going to be batting eighth in the Raiders clubhouse, if you know what I mean.




I actually have no idea what that means.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 08:53:42 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 25, 2011, 07:10:08 pm
Is he to be insulted that she's a cheerleader or a Raiders fan?

The latter.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2011, 09:13:31 am »
To clarify... working for the crypt keeper in any capacity is sketchy, at best.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 09:36:34 am »
Hold up just a second.  What does LaRussa's wife look like?

He struck me as a lot of things, pornotrash was not one of them.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 09:42:08 am »
Quote from: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:36:34 am
Hold up just a second.  What does LaRussa's wife look like?

Big bald Latino guy with a smirk and a goatee.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 10:11:08 am »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on April 26, 2011, 09:42:08 am
Big bald Latino guy with a smirk and a goatee.

So, so SFN.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 12:26:36 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 25, 2011, 07:10:08 pm
Is he to be insulted that she's a cheerleader or a Raiders fan?

speaking of the raiders, anybody ever gonna post my bleacher rap?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 04:27:35 pm »
Bleacher what?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2011, 07:29:26 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 25, 2011, 07:10:08 pm
Is he to be insulted that she's a cheerleader or a Raiders fan?

Raiders Fan...Thong...is this her?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2011, 07:48:44 am »
Quote from: Limey on April 27, 2011, 07:29:26 am
Raiders Fan...Thong...is this her?

"...had a hair scrunchie around his genitals."

What the fuck?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2011, 08:20:26 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 27, 2011, 07:48:44 am
"...had a hair scrunchie around his genitals."

What the fuck?

Yeah, really.  That's so 1993!
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2011, 08:25:05 am »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on April 27, 2011, 08:20:26 am
Yeah, really.  That's so 1993!

You were putting hair scrunchies around your genitals in 1993?  Seriously?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2011, 08:29:02 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 27, 2011, 07:48:44 am
"...had a hair scrunchie around his genitals."

What the fuck?

Thanks, HH. No clicky linky.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2011, 08:30:35 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 27, 2011, 08:25:05 am
You were putting hair scrunchies around your genitals in 1993?  Seriously?

The man dresses in Green Lantern costumes on a regular basis... you're surprised by this?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2011, 08:36:38 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 27, 2011, 08:25:05 am
You were putting hair scrunchies around your genitals in 1993?  Seriously?

Who wasn't?  Cruising around with Soundgarden cranked up, sweating through meticulously distressed flannel in the Houston heat, scrunchies around our ballsacks.  I mean, that's what everyone did back then, right?
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2011, 04:14:41 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on April 27, 2011, 08:36:38 am
Cruising around with Soundgarden cranked up, sweating through meticulously distressed flannel in the Houston heat, scrunchies around our ballsacks.  I mean, that's what everyone did back then, right?

Hair scrunchies kept disappearing from my dorm room that semester. Now I know why.

*barf*
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2011, 09:16:20 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on April 28, 2011, 04:14:41 pm
Hair scrunchies kept disappearing from my dorm room that semester. Now I know why.

*barf*

I would have brought them back, but they were so stretched out I didn't think you'd want them.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2011, 11:45:52 pm »
Quote from: Craig on April 28, 2011, 09:16:20 pm
I would have brought them back, but they were so stretched out I didn't think you'd want them.

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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2011, 06:57:17 pm »
Quote from: Craig on April 28, 2011, 09:16:20 pm
I would have brought them back, but they were so stretched out I didn't think you'd want them.

I'm not keen on your schweatty ball sack.
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Re: For your Tanked Commander insulting pleasure:
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2011, 07:27:52 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on April 29, 2011, 06:57:17 pm
I'm not keen on your schweatty ball sack.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that ...
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