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chuck

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I Am Not Making This Up
« on: April 19, 2011, 10:20:53 pm »
The headline of the entire online sports section of the Houston Chronicle reads, as of 10:22 PM CDT:

"Texans schedule sets up playoff run"
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Re: I Am Not Making This Up
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2011, 10:21:59 pm »
The headline of the entire online sports section of the Houston Chronicle reads, as of 10:22 PM CDT:

"Texans schedule sets up playoff run"

Don't they get a co-championship if there's a lockout?
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Re: I Am Not Making This Up
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2011, 10:30:31 pm »
The headline of the entire online sports section of the Houston Chronicle reads, as of 10:22 PM CDT:

"Texans schedule sets up playoff run"

Ho. Lee. Shit. 
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Re: I Am Not Making This Up
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 08:42:44 am »
The headline of the entire online sports section of the Houston Chronicle reads, as of 10:22 PM CDT:

"Texans schedule sets up playoff run"

The Texans had better hope the first six weeks of the season get wiped out. Because if the season doesn't get wiped out, they will.
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