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Craig

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Astros at Brewers – What a Pain in the Ass
« on: April 22, 2011, 05:14:35 pm »
I apologize for the brevity and lateness of this preview. My internet connection went out Wednesday night and didn't come back until a few minutes ago. It was a big pain in the ass but I'm back online now, so here's your...

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Re: Astros at Brewers – What a Pain in the Ass
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 05:22:18 pm »
Not too shabby for a country redneck with Internet troubles.
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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Re: Astros at Brewers – What a Pain in the Ass
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 05:24:23 pm »
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hassenpfeffer incorporated...........Great writin' there Craig!
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Re: Astros at Brewers – What a Pain in the Ass
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 05:28:39 pm »
too funny, Craig. you are insane!
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Re: Astros at Brewers – What a Pain in the Ass
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 05:50:22 pm »
"the dreaded red-eye 'Ponzi to Fonzie' flight...[remainder of quote left out as to not spoil the entertainment]...".  Genius!

Enjoyable read, thanks!
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Re: Astros at Brewers – What a Pain in the Ass
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 05:54:52 pm »
Thanks everyone. I'm really glad they got my internet connection fixed, because my fallback position was to retype the whole thing on my iPhone and post it that way. If I'd had to do that it probably would have been a lot more colorful.

By the way, I nominate "Hee Haw" as a nickname for Casey McGeeHee.

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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 05:58:34 pm »
Thanks everyone. I'm really glad they got my internet connection fixed, because my fallback position was to retype the whole thing on my iPhone and post it that way. If I'd had to do that it probably would have been a lot more colorful.

By the way, I nominate "Hee Haw" as a nickname for Casey McGeeHee.

Yeah, that one made me laugh. 
"My hammy is a little tight. I wish I was like Ausmus. He's Jewish and isn't allowed to have a pulled hamstring."