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Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« on: April 14, 2011, 12:59:31 pm »
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2011, 01:02:45 pm »
Added excitement for Sunday, Charles will be attending his first Astros' game - hopefully Myers can pull out the win for him.
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 01:07:19 pm »
Go fuck yourselves, San Diego.
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 01:13:59 pm »
That's authentic frontier gibberish!
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2011, 01:27:42 pm »
The man punted Baxter!
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2011, 01:33:22 pm »
Nice job, Limey. I'll be sulking in my bunk. Until gametime.
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2011, 03:44:42 pm »
That's good stuff there!
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2011, 07:53:20 pm »
Excellent work.

I was stunned when I saw how lengthy Myers beard had got.  I don't know how he can stand it.  It makes my skin crawl to think about walking around every day with that thing hanging off of my face.
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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2011, 10:34:29 pm »
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So that smell isn’t, for once, the Astros play.  It’s because someone’s dog or someone’s kid has shit themselves.

Quote from: MusicMan on April 14, 2011, 01:07:19 pm
Go fuck yourselves, San Diego.

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Re: Astros vs. Padres Series Preview Posted
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2011, 09:20:31 am »
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