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Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« on: April 03, 2011, 09:47:52 am »
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/12/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 10:25:54 am »
Crap.  I missed Opening Day at MMPUS?
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/12/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 11:01:11 am »
1 + 2 = 3
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 11:36:05 am »
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 12:30:23 pm »
I need one of those schedule magnets because all day I've been confused as hell about when this damn game starts.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2011, 12:50:33 pm »
That changeup is key for Bud. Without it, in my opinion, he's a relief pitcher.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2011, 12:54:37 pm »
Dammit
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2011, 12:56:00 pm »
Bud is missing his spots badly.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2011, 12:57:14 pm »
I can't wait to be the Phillies in 4 years.  That's how this works, right?

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2011, 12:57:35 pm »
double dammit
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2011, 12:57:39 pm »
Anybody got Rowland-Smith's number?
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2011, 12:57:49 pm »
0-2 strikezone pitch pitch? Fuck!
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2011, 12:58:01 pm »
First the 3-0 and now on the 0-2.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2011, 01:00:11 pm »
Just got back from the park with my daughter. I take it things aren't going well.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2011, 01:01:03 pm »
I can't wait to be the Phillies in 4 years.  That's how this works, right?

No dumbass, that would mean the Astros were as good now as the Phillies were four years ago.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2011, 01:03:25 pm »
No dumbass, that would mean the Astros were as good now as the Phillies were four years ago.

The Giants lost 91 games in 2007.  Maybe that's the team the Astros should emulate.

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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2011, 01:04:59 pm »
The Giants lost 91 games in 2007.  Maybe that's the team the Astros should emulate.

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« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2011, 01:05:32 pm »
That changeup is key for Bud. Without it, in my opinion, he's a relief BP pitcher.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2011, 01:06:01 pm »
Roy has his pitches working.  Going to be tough.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2011, 01:06:26 pm »
Hell. Game sucks, commercials suck...and now there's sirens outside.
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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2011, 01:06:43 pm »
When do we get the Oswalt Inning(R)?
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2011, 01:17:10 pm »
I probably should've taken that free ticket to the SHO.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2011, 01:18:15 pm »
When do we get the Oswalt Inning(R)?

That might be property of the Astros organization, work for hire, and all that.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2011, 01:20:58 pm »
Norris just needs to bear down and man up. God dammit.
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« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2011, 01:21:36 pm »
Norris just needs to bear down and man up. God dammit.

Yeah, throw some heat.
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« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2011, 01:21:47 pm »
I probably should've taken that free ticket to the SHO.

Yes, you should have, prick.
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« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2011, 01:23:28 pm »
Just got back from the park with my daughter. I take it things aren't going well.

Well, I doubt we can credit this entire suckfest to you taking your daughter to the park, but no.

Our #2 and #4 starters look not-so-good.

Let's hope Happ is healthy.

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« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2011, 01:23:52 pm »
That's some shitty pitching right there.
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« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2011, 01:24:30 pm »
Norris's obviously over-thinking, he needs to relax and settle down.
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« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2011, 01:24:51 pm »
That's some shitty pitching right there.

It's ok, Bud Norris is at the Kenny Chesney concert.

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« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2011, 01:25:03 pm »
Thank God for small favors. That one didn't quite get out.
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« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2011, 01:25:12 pm »
This is just sad. Imagine how bad it would be if the Phillies had Utley and Victorino in the lineup.
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« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2011, 01:25:56 pm »
He just needs to throw better pitches and work his way through it.
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« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2011, 01:26:53 pm »
This is just sad. Imagine how bad it would be if the Phillies had Utley and Victorino in the lineup.

Or if Myers hadn't thrown a gem.

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« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2011, 01:27:28 pm »
These ads during the game are grating on my nerves.
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« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2011, 01:28:07 pm »
The games during the ads are grating on mine.

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« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2011, 01:29:41 pm »
These ads during the game are grating on my nerves.

Maybe you just got out-Whataburger'd. And some smarmy fat fuck with crumbs on his face is smirking at you.
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« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2011, 01:30:17 pm »
I remember someone here predicting Norris as the first rotation casualty. It's looking like a good prediction.

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« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2011, 01:30:29 pm »
Typical NOrris. Lots of K's. Lots of mistakes.
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« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2011, 01:30:32 pm »
And some smarmy fat fuck with crumbs on his face is smirking at you.

Sorry.  Turned the webcam off.

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« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2011, 01:31:51 pm »
JD already talking about Lyles.
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« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2011, 01:32:00 pm »
JD is pumping sunshine as hard as he can, but Bud's struggles sure aren't new. Control and a changeup or he's a closer.
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« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2011, 01:32:18 pm »
We're one of NINE teams going in to play today without a win yet.

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« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2011, 01:32:38 pm »
At least we've got Brownie/JD.

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« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2011, 01:33:18 pm »
Silver lining there. NOrris manned up and limited the damage.
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« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2011, 01:34:21 pm »
Silver lining there. NOrris manned up and limited the damage.

I did not think he was going to get out of that inning alive. One run is a triumph in those circumstances.
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« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2011, 01:34:47 pm »
Where's ole Rocky McCullough this season. I need his word on it.
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« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2011, 01:35:14 pm »
Who put ketchup all over those ribs?
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« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2011, 01:36:03 pm »
I did not think he was going to get out of that inning alive. One run is a triumph in those circumstances.

We are now collectively excited to only be down 5 after 3.   Gonna be a good year.

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« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2011, 01:36:27 pm »
Pence!!!  Opposite field job no less

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« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2011, 01:36:33 pm »
You'd think Roy would know better than to throw a cookie to Thunder Pants.
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« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2011, 01:36:41 pm »
It was like Roy gave it to Hunter.
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« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2011, 01:37:09 pm »
Impressive bomb by Pence.  It'd be nice to see him hit more like that this year.

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« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2011, 01:37:13 pm »
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« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2011, 01:37:18 pm »
CHARGE THE MOUND, YOU PUSSY.

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« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2011, 01:37:37 pm »
Time for Hall to man up

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« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2011, 01:37:50 pm »
I don't think Roy is going to intimidate Caballo.
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« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2011, 01:38:21 pm »
Might be the start of the Ozwalt inning?
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« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2011, 01:39:01 pm »
Nice to see Hall is carrying his Copenhagen on the field.
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« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2011, 01:39:25 pm »
Astros still without a walk (other than intentional to Bourn) this season.

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« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2011, 01:40:04 pm »
Astros still without a walk (other than intentional to Bourn) this season.

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« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2011, 01:40:32 pm »
When I see Pence show opposite field power like that, I always think what could be but likely never will.

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« Reply #62 on: April 03, 2011, 01:41:17 pm »
Astros still without a walk (other than intentional to Bourn) this season.

It's not like they've been going up against the ghosts of Bo Belinsky and Steve Blass.
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« Reply #63 on: April 03, 2011, 01:41:52 pm »
Wallace didn't look good there.
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« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2011, 01:42:43 pm »
Wallace didn't look good there.

I'm eager to see his next AB.
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« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2011, 01:43:57 pm »
Who is this oily-headed bastard trying to talk me into using that psychopath's hand center? I half expect him to break into 'Babalu.'
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« Reply #67 on: April 03, 2011, 01:44:31 pm »
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« Reply #68 on: April 03, 2011, 01:45:17 pm »
Nice swing by Johnson, hard out. Perhaps I'm reaching for positives.
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« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2011, 01:47:22 pm »
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Who's the blonde in the corner down the 1st base line?

They had some strong talent on the LF side yesterday.
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« Reply #72 on: April 03, 2011, 01:49:48 pm »
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« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2011, 01:52:28 pm »
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I liked Norris' outing better than Wandy's.  Neither was good, but I have a good feeling about Norris this season.
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« Reply #75 on: April 03, 2011, 01:53:50 pm »
I liked Norris' outing better than Wandy's.  Neither was good, but I have a good feeling about Norris this season.

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« Reply #77 on: April 03, 2011, 01:56:39 pm »
A walk!  Things are starting to turn

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« Reply #78 on: April 03, 2011, 01:57:10 pm »
5-1 Phillies, middle 5. I'm gonna take a quick vomit break.
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5-1 Phillies, middle 5. I'm gonna take a quick vomit break.

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« Reply #80 on: April 03, 2011, 02:08:54 pm »
5-1 Phillies, middle 5. I'm gonna take a quick vomit break.

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« Reply #81 on: April 03, 2011, 02:10:05 pm »
Pence is 3-for-3? Has Oswalt not heard of a slider?
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« Reply #83 on: April 03, 2011, 02:20:14 pm »
In unrelated news, Garrett Gilbert has not improved.
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Hall was due.
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« Reply #85 on: April 03, 2011, 02:24:06 pm »
Wallace seems considerably less interested in chatting up runners at first than was his predecessor.
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« Reply #86 on: April 03, 2011, 02:24:37 pm »
In unrelated news, Garrett Gilbert has not improved.

They give the job to Wood?

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« Reply #87 on: April 03, 2011, 02:26:53 pm »
They give the job to Wood?

Beats me.  But GG just stared down a receiver in double coverage and threw the pick anyways.  Same. Old. Shit.
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« Reply #88 on: April 03, 2011, 02:27:34 pm »
Also, Case McCoy hasn't thrown off his front foot yet.
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« Reply #89 on: April 03, 2011, 02:28:01 pm »
Beats me.  But GG just stared down a receiver in double coverage and threw the pick anyways.  Same. Old. Shit.

I honestly don't get how he went from such a bad motherfucker in HS to such a useless fuck in D1.

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« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2011, 02:28:29 pm »
Also, Case McCoy hasn't thrown off his front foot yet.

Because he doesn't know how or because his line is crumbling before he can get set?

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« Reply #91 on: April 03, 2011, 02:28:49 pm »
I honestly don't get how he went from such a bad motherfucker in HS to such a useless fuck in D1.

He throws a good ball, which will take you far in high school.  My completely uneducated opinion is that he can't read a defense for shit.
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Because he doesn't know how or because his line is crumbling before he can get set?

More the former, but not entirely.
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« Reply #93 on: April 03, 2011, 02:29:45 pm »
He throws a good ball, which will take you far in high school.  My completely uneducated opinion is that he can't read a defense for shit.

Ok, but shouldn't the "world class" coaches at UT have known that?  Or, god forbid, be able to fix it?

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« Reply #94 on: April 03, 2011, 02:30:40 pm »
Can you guys start a UT football thread?
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« Reply #95 on: April 03, 2011, 02:31:52 pm »
Can you guys start a UT football thread?


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« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2011, 02:32:48 pm »
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« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2011, 02:33:15 pm »
In Astros news, at least they got Roy out of the game.

OTOH, Clank2 just had a liner off his glove for run number 7.
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« Reply #98 on: April 03, 2011, 02:33:24 pm »
I hope Drayton sells soon.  I'm not blaming him for this (entirely), but if the team won't be actively improving until he sells, let's get on with it.

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« Reply #101 on: April 03, 2011, 02:37:01 pm »
Well Harsin just ran a play that I could never see GD running.

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howard only needs a triple for the cycle.   i don't think he'll get it.
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I hope Drayton sells soon.  I'm not blaming him for this (entirely), but if the team won't be actively improving until he sells, let's get on with it.

Just change would be nice.  I don't care if it's just the uniforms, but this has become depressing.

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Can you guys start a UT football thread?

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« Reply #105 on: April 03, 2011, 02:40:15 pm »
Just change would be nice.  I don't care if it's just the uniforms, but this has become depressing.

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« Reply #107 on: April 03, 2011, 02:45:10 pm »
Bourn has been extremely unlucky this series

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« Reply #108 on: April 03, 2011, 02:56:40 pm »
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« Reply #109 on: April 03, 2011, 03:25:14 pm »
Mericful final: Phillies 7, Astros 3
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« Reply #110 on: April 03, 2011, 03:25:29 pm »
Sweet Jesus we're bad.

And you expected what? 
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« Reply #111 on: April 03, 2011, 03:39:17 pm »
And you expected what? 

Honestly, not this bad.  You look at the lineup and it's not a bunch of nobodies.   I'm not saying it's a good-to-great lineup, but it's not horrific (on paper).  Then you look at the rotation, Myers is a legit #2, Happ and Wandy are legit #3s; it's not like we're trotting out rookies.   Then the bullpen looks above average; the name-guys have a decent track record and the no-name guys have either above average stuff or really good numbers in the minors or ST.

I don't know, I'm not saying I expected the team to make the postseason or anything, but I didn't think they'd look as clueless as they did this series with the exception of Myers.

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« Reply #112 on: April 03, 2011, 03:44:32 pm »
C'mon, We're you really thinking that the Astros were likely to take 2 of 3 against Halladay, Lee, and Oswalt? 1 of 3? I was hopeful of at least the latter, and the 9th inning implosion in G1 stung, but still...

I do get your point to an extent though.  I'm less excited about this season that I have been for a while (since Castro went down especially), but its still Astros baseball and I couldn't be happier that the regular season is finally underway!
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« Reply #113 on: April 03, 2011, 03:46:18 pm »
I hope Drayton sells soon.  I'm not blaming him for this (entirely), but if the team won't be actively improving until he sells, let's get on with it.

Like I'd noted elsewhere, I think he's got a bad case of short-timers diseases.  This team will be fairly stagnant until ownership changes...
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« Reply #114 on: April 03, 2011, 03:47:57 pm »
C'mon, We're you really thinking that the Astros were likely to take 2 of 3 against Halladay, Lee, and Oswalt? 1 of 3? I was hopeful of at least the latter, and the 9th inning implosion in G1 stung, but still...

I do get your point to an extent though.  I'm less excited about this season that I have been for a while (since Castro went down especially), but its still Astros baseball and I couldn't be happier that the regular season is finally underway!

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« Reply #115 on: April 03, 2011, 04:12:20 pm »
The Piroots just tossed a shitburger to the FTC in Gum Field and Marmol, scoring two in the top of the ninth to nip them 5-4.
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« Reply #116 on: April 03, 2011, 04:14:08 pm »
Honestly, not this bad.  You look at the lineup and it's not a bunch of nobodies.   I'm not saying it's a good-to-great lineup, but it's not horrific (on paper).  Then you look at the rotation, Myers is a legit #2, Happ and Wandy are legit #3s; it's not like we're trotting out rookies.   Then the bullpen looks above average; the name-guys have a decent track record and the no-name guys have either above average stuff or really good numbers in the minors or ST.

I don't know, I'm not saying I expected the team to make the postseason or anything, but I didn't think they'd look as clueless as they did this series with the exception of Myers.

The horrific is in the hitting. There's a lot of maybes and hopefors in there and a few guys who pretty much hit like we expect them to on both sides of decent. The fielding is pretty good except for the OF corners and 3B. The bullpen is ok but shaky at closer.

After three games what we saw was one real good duel that was lost by the closer, one game where they got hammered in the fourth and relief didn't matter much in that one, and one where the game got away early and relief wasn't a factor there either. So what we saw was two starters and a closer getting hit and not enough offense to make up for it.

Today Pence had a good game. Yesterday it was Lee. This is not the kind of team that one player can carry though, because no one gets on base to be driven in. Until that gets taken care of, the starters are going to have to lock other teams down for the Astros to have much of a chance.

The caveat is that I'm just cranky today and prone to pessimism. After all, it was the Phillies, not those motherscratching Stem or the Shitbirds. 159 left.
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« Reply #117 on: April 03, 2011, 04:14:24 pm »
The Piroots just tossed a shitburger to the FTC in Gum Field and Marmol, scoring two in the top of the ninth to nip them 5-4.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #118 on: April 03, 2011, 04:23:27 pm »
The horrific is in the hitting. There's a lot of maybes and hopefors in there and a few guys who pretty much hit like we expect them to on both sides of decent. The fielding is pretty good except for the OF corners and 3B. The bullpen is ok but shaky at closer.

After three games what we saw was one real good duel that was lost by the closer, one game where they got hammered in the fourth and relief didn't matter much in that one, and one where the game got away early and relief wasn't a factor there either. So what we saw was two starters and a closer getting hit and not enough offense to make up for it.

Today Pence had a good game. Yesterday it was Lee. This is not the kind of team that one player can carry though, because no one gets on base to be driven in. Until that gets taken care of, the starters are going to have to lock other teams down for the Astros to have much of a chance.

The caveat is that I'm just cranky today and prone to pessimism. After all, it was the Phillies, not those motherscratching Stem or the Shitbirds. 159 left.

The biggest positive out of today's performance of Norris when the Phillies had runners on 2B and 3B with one out, and he got out of it. We have to build on little things.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #119 on: April 03, 2011, 08:06:38 pm »
I'm still fired up about the Astros. It doesn't matter what their record is.

It is the same as "everyone's favorite to win the World Series" Red Sox. 
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #120 on: April 04, 2011, 09:27:36 am »
Just change would be nice.  I don't care if it's just the uniforms, but this has become depressing.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #121 on: April 04, 2011, 12:49:07 pm »
boy, frontrunner, you bailed out early this year. can you go away now?

Nah, I'm gonna stick around just to keep you company.

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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #122 on: April 04, 2011, 03:56:44 pm »
Nah, I'm gonna stick around just to keep you company.

No, you won't.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #123 on: April 04, 2011, 04:03:13 pm »
Hey, he did take the over on Vegas' prediction of 68 wins.
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Re: Astros @ Phillies, 4/3/11 Bud vs. That Tractor Guy
« Reply #124 on: April 04, 2011, 04:53:10 pm »
Hey, he did take the over on Vegas' prediction of 68 wins.

I'm glad someone is paying attention.