Author Topic: Charlie Sheen Wants To Finish Career As A Cleveland Indian (Read 6375 times)

Limey · « **on:** February 28, 2011, 01:45:48 pm »

That is all.

Fredia · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2011, 02:13:40 pm »

charlie sheen still has a career?

Bench · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2011, 02:21:03 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on February 28, 2011, 02:13:40 pm

charlie sheen still has a career?

I think he's a top of his career right now.

MusicMan · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2011, 02:23:30 pm »

Quote from: Bench on February 28, 2011, 02:21:03 pm

I think he's a top of his career right now.

If this ruins the Major League sequel, I will never forgive him.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2011, 04:52:19 pm »

We watched Major League last night. Still hilarious. My favorite line, which was one that I have uttered many times, even before the movie, is "who is that fucking guy?"

S.P. Rodriguez · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2011, 05:02:53 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on February 28, 2011, 02:13:40 pm

charlie sheen still has a career?

Not if he has anything to say about it!!

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2011, 05:36:56 pm »

I heard his interview with Alex Jones went well. You know, just your typical lunatic interviewing a maniac. They hang with Dykstra and Brian Wilson. Wilson is making his namesake seem normal.

S.P. Rodriguez · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2011, 05:48:08 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 28, 2011, 05:36:56 pm

I heard his interview with Alex Jones went well. You know, just your typical lunatic interviewing a maniac. They hang with Dykstra and Brian Wilson. Wilson is making his namesake seem normal.

Lunatic you say?!

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"What's not to love?" he said on ABC. "Especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children."

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"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

I think YOU are the lunatic!!

Limey · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2011, 07:59:27 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on February 28, 2011, 04:52:19 pm

We watched Major League last night. Still hilarious. My favorite line, which was one that I have uttered many times, even before the movie, is "who is that fucking guy?"

I've always preferred the short and pithy..."Suck my dick".

VirtualBob · « **Reply #9 on:** March 01, 2011, 05:44:29 am »

Quote from: Limey on February 28, 2011, 07:59:27 pm

I've always preferred the short and pithy..."Suck my dick".

You don't really need to announce how short yours is when you say that. Also, you don't have to spell out your lisp.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #10 on:** March 01, 2011, 08:53:33 am »

They were talking about Charlie on XM this morning. Apparently Charlie's favorite parties of all time were with the late 80's-early 90's Cincinnati Reds team.

Bench · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2011, 10:58:05 am »

Things like this are why I love the internet.

WINNING.

MusicMan · « **Reply #12 on:** March 01, 2011, 11:13:06 am »

Quote from: Bench on March 01, 2011, 10:58:05 am

Things like this are why I love the internet.

WINNING.

And things like this.

strosrays · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:24:38 pm »

Quote from: Limey on February 28, 2011, 07:59:27 pm

I've always preferred the short and pithy..."Suck my dick".

Even ~~short~~ - um, brief-er equivalent: "Eat me."

Lurch · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:45:04 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on March 01, 2011, 11:13:06 am

And things like this.

My life is better because of this.

Bench · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2011, 01:51:14 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on March 01, 2011, 11:13:06 am

And things like this.

That's fantastic.

Now, can you WIN at Sheen v. Gaddafi?

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2011, 02:48:02 pm »

8 out of 10. That's what I call WINNING!

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #17 on:** March 01, 2011, 03:14:26 pm »

Only 6/10 for me. I fail at life.

Limey · « **Reply #18 on:** March 01, 2011, 06:31:29 pm »

4/10. I take this as a positive.

NeilT · « **Reply #19 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:27:59 am »

Quote from: Limey on March 01, 2011, 06:31:29 pm

4/10. I take this as a positive.

5/10, which means my answers more likely than not were complete guesses. I also take that as a positive.

Bench · « **Reply #20 on:** March 02, 2011, 04:10:34 pm »

The only man who can take down Sheen: Ron F'n Swanson

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #21 on:** March 02, 2011, 05:05:51 pm »

Quote from: Bench on March 01, 2011, 01:51:14 pm

That's fantastic.

Now, can you WIN at Sheen v. Gaddafi?

Dear God, I got all of 'em right.

*pours frosty mug of hemlock*

Bench · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:27:39 pm »

Emilio Estevez, slightly less gnarly than Charlie Sheen.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:32:24 pm »

Quote from: 94CougarGrad on March 02, 2011, 05:05:51 pm

Dear God, I got all of 'em right.

*pours frosty mug of hemlock*

I only got 3. My momma be proud of me.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:36:08 pm »

I used the public information act to subpoena the FBI files for both Muammar and Charlie, studied both, after which I made a comparative analysis using Charles Manson's and Adolph Hitler's files as my control group. Then, I allowed myself to think like a mad man, to really get into the mind of a lunatic, and still, I only got 7 out of 10 correct.

MusicMan · « **Reply #25 on:** March 04, 2011, 09:06:45 am »

Quote from: 94CougarGrad on March 02, 2011, 05:05:51 pm

*pours frosty mug of hemlock*

In the words of Socrates:

"I drank what?!?!"

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2011, 11:57:28 am »

I purely guessed on at least half of them. That's the skeery part.

Bartender, another hemlock, por favor.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2011, 12:01:19 pm »

Quote from: 94CougarGrad on March 05, 2011, 11:57:28 am

I purely guessed on at least half of them. That's the skeery part.

Bartender, another hemlock, por favor.

I guessed on all of them. I have no time to give a shit about Charlie Sheen.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #28 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:57:07 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on March 05, 2011, 12:01:19 pm

I guessed on all of them. I have no time to give a shit about Charlie Sheen.

I refuse to even waste any time on Charlie Sheen.

VirtualBob · « **Reply #29 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:01:11 am »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on March 05, 2011, 08:57:07 pm

I refuse to even waste any time on Charlie Sheen.

Just did.

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #30 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:13:37 am »

I waste at least six seconds of every day just changing the channel when someone shows his wacko internet vids on the boob tube. I mean, enough, already.

drew corleone · « **Reply #31 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:22:25 am »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on March 05, 2011, 08:57:07 pm

I refuse to even waste any time on Charlie Sheen.

I thought the thing was pretty funny for the first few days, but geez, I still hear people talking about non-stop at work, and all i can think is, "don't you have any other interests?" Like... is this guy really so delusional to think this is something Wade would consider?

MusicMan · « **Reply #32 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:58:49 am »

Quote from: drew corleone on March 09, 2011, 11:22:25 am

Like... is this guy really so delusional to think this is something Wade would consider?

This morning's dumbass radio caller:

Astros could trade Pence to Philly for Domonic Brown and 2 A-ball pitchers.

Never mind that Philly wouldn't even give Brown up for Roy.

JimR · « **Reply #33 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:59:37 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on March 09, 2011, 11:58:49 am

This morning's dumbass radio caller:

Astros could trade Pence to Philly for Domonic Brown and 2 A-ball pitchers.

Never mind that Philly wouldn't even give Brown up for Roy.

Brown broke his hand and is out 6 weeks, i think.

MusicMan · « **Reply #34 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:01:13 pm »

Quote from: JimR on March 09, 2011, 11:59:37 am

Brown broke his hand and is out 6 weeks, i think.

Which is why this particular dumbass said that the Phillies would give him up for Pence.

PS: Dealt Pooholes for Strasburg, C. Santana, and Brown in my Scoresheet keeper league last year. See how well that's worked out for me?

Limey · « **Reply #35 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:32:07 pm »

Quote from: JimR on March 09, 2011, 11:59:37 am

Brown broke his hand and is ~~out~~ winning for 6 weeks, i think.

CSIFY

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #36 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:47:24 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on March 09, 2011, 12:01:13 pm

Which is why this particular dumbass said that the Phillies would give him up for Pence.

Why doth thou tortureth thyself so?

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PS: Dealt Pooholes for Strasburg, C. Santana, and Brown in my Scoresheet keeper league last year. See how well that's worked out for me?

Ouch.

Limey · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:57:37 am »

FWIW, the "Violent Torpedo of Truth" is coming to the Verizon Center on April 26.

No, I won't be going.

Author Topic: Charlie Sheen Wants To Finish Career As A Cleveland Indian (Read 6375 times)

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