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Your new messiah has risen
« on: January 27, 2011, 08:58:46 am »
My son, Hank Williams Wiatrek Trum, born this morning at 3:45 am.  9 pounds 8 ounces.  Mama and baby healthy and doing great!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 09:00:08 am »
Quote from: Joey Trum on January 27, 2011, 08:58:46 am
My son, Hank Williams Wiatrek Trum, born this morning at 3:45 am.  9 pounds 8 ounces.  Mama and baby healthy and doing great!

How soon until you get custody?
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 09:00:59 am »
Wait a second.   30 seconds ago, you promised free scotch and cigars.

Now it's gone.

Welcome to fatherhood.

ETA:  uh...again.  I mean.  Since this is your second.   
« Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 09:15:14 am by Alkie »
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 09:01:28 am »
sounds like a keeper.  congratulations!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 09:03:13 am »
Quote from: Joey Trum on January 27, 2011, 08:58:46 am
My son, Hank Williams Wiatrek Trum, born this morning at 3:45 am.  9 pounds 8 ounces.  Mama and baby healthy and doing great!

Congrats Joey! Just passed the 3 month mark here - I can promise it will get a bit easier than the first weeks soon!

Whoops - forgot it was your second. Thanks Bench.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 09:10:33 am by BizidyDizidy »
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 09:06:22 am »
That's your second kid, right?

Congratulations.  Great name.
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 09:08:39 am »
Rock n roll forever with you and young Hank!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 09:15:48 am »
Quote from: Bench on January 27, 2011, 09:06:22 am
Congratulations.  Great name.

Totally.  I wanted to name my kid Wiatrek but my wife wouldn't let me.
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 09:16:11 am »
Congrats to you and Judy!! 
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 09:18:31 am »
Congrats!
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 09:29:14 am »
Quote from: Alkie on January 27, 2011, 09:15:48 am
Totally.  I wanted to name my kid Wiatrek but my wife wouldn't let me.

Sometimes you just have to settle with Danzig.
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 09:29:21 am »
Congratulations!

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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2011, 09:33:09 am »
Congrats.  Bind his right arm.
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2011, 09:53:28 am »
Congrats, Joey!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2011, 10:13:19 am »
Nice work. Now I'm going to have My Son Calls Another Man Daddy in my head all day long.
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2011, 10:42:21 am »
Great name. Congratulations!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2011, 11:16:49 am »
Congrats!  May he be more like his namesake, and less like Jr and III. 
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2011, 11:27:00 am »
Quote from: Joey Trum on January 27, 2011, 08:58:46 am
My son, Hank Williams Wiatrek Trum, born this morning at 3:45 am.  9 pounds 8 ounces.  Mama and baby healthy and doing great!

Are you ready for some diapers?!?!
The all night crying?!?!
This is little Hank,
ready to get things started...
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2011, 11:58:56 am »
Congrats, JT!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2011, 03:28:03 pm »
congrats and well done
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2011, 03:32:49 pm »
congratulations!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2011, 04:05:42 pm »
Woot, congrats!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2011, 06:57:57 pm »
Quote from: Fredia on January 27, 2011, 03:28:03 pm
congrats and well done

"Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but it takes a real man to give his kid two middle names."

I'm paraphrasing.
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2011, 07:00:26 pm »
Congrats on what you n' the missus cooked up!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2011, 08:42:42 pm »
Congrats JT!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2011, 10:12:18 pm »
Quote from: Bench on January 27, 2011, 09:29:14 am
Sometimes you just have to settle with Danzig.
That would be Gdansk unless you are acknowledging the teutonic overlords.
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2011, 11:38:01 am »
Congrats!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2011, 12:26:42 pm »
congratulations, joey!
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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2011, 02:18:23 pm »
Congrats!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2011, 10:25:46 pm »
You did it! Congratulations!
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2011, 12:52:33 am »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on January 27, 2011, 11:16:49 am
Congrats!  May he be more like................, and less like Jr and III.  
He could do worse than have a bad posting Astro fan.

Oh, and, Congrats Joey.
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Re: Your new messiah has risen
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2011, 12:59:53 am »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on January 28, 2011, 10:25:46 pm
You did it! Congratulations!
And congrats for doing it, too.
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