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New Tag's Lines posted
« on: January 17, 2011, 08:26:21 am »
Some good notes in there, including:

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Right-hander Sammy Gervacio had surgery on his right shoulder on Friday to remove debris from his rotator cuff and biceps. The Astros say the surgery isn't serious and Gervacio will be out of action for about two months...

and this one, guaranteed to widen your eyes and quicken your pulse:

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When the Astros announced last week they were inviting 11 more players to Major League camp, including pitcher Jordan Lyles, outfielder J.D. Martinez and former first-round pick Jio Mier, right-fielder Hunter Pence spoke with Wade and asked him for the phone numbers of each of the players. Pence, who's slowly evolving into the role as one of the team leaders on the young team, wanted to touch base with each of the guys before they hit Kissimmee.
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2011, 08:56:29 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on January 17, 2011, 08:26:21 am
and this one, guaranteed to widen your eyes and quicken your pulse:

He's taking a poll on whether they believe or not in the mythical "cutoff man".
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2011, 09:39:58 am »
Quote from: Limey on January 17, 2011, 08:56:29 am
He's taking a poll on whether they believe or not in the mythical "cutoff man".

"I've got a great strategy for when you're down in the count and there's a runner on first with less than two outs."
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2011, 10:13:50 am »
"Sliding glass doors: bad invention, or the worst invention?"
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 10:42:27 am »
"You've got to pull the outside pitch if you want to be an RBI guy."
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2011, 10:43:34 am »
"Dude, if you blink...you might miss something."

"Pancakes are AWESOME."
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2011, 11:15:17 am »
"Did you hear I bagged a porn star?"
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2011, 11:15:57 am »
"Tell you mom not to go to the website spikenstars.com. Those guys are assholes."
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 11:41:47 am »
"Uh, yeah, a friend of mine wanted me to call and see if you knew anyone that was holding some decent weed."
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2011, 02:40:21 pm »
Quote from: homer on January 17, 2011, 11:15:17 am
"Did you hear I bagged a porn star?"

Good thing for Hunter is that he takes such a bad route that he never catches anything.
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2011, 08:42:24 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2011, 09:14:36 pm »
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2011, 11:00:31 am »
Quote from: Alkie on January 17, 2011, 11:41:47 am
"Uh, yeah, a friend of mine wanted me to call and see if you knew anyone that was holding some decent weed."

Hunter is now campaigning for a Delino DeShields spring training invite.
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2011, 12:34:31 pm »
Pence will advise them on the importance of keeping rubbers next to the hot tub and how to properly apply duct tape in a big X pattern on the sliding glass door.
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2011, 05:35:07 pm »
He knows what time the hot chicks let out at Kissimmee HS.
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2011, 08:36:19 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on January 18, 2011, 05:35:07 pm
He knows what time the hot chicks let out at Kissimmee HS.

Dude. There's a high school right across the street from the stadium. Gateway High School. The school day ends at 2:40, 1:40 on Wednesdays.
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2011, 08:37:39 pm »
Quote from: chuck on January 18, 2011, 08:36:19 pm
Dude. There's a high school right across the street from the stadium. Gateway High School. The school day ends at 2:40, 1:40 on Wednesdays.

I said hot chicks, you fag.   You know what kind of scuzzy coozes go to Gateway?

If I wanted to fuck a Gateway chick, I'd have sex with your mom.
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2011, 09:26:41 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on January 18, 2011, 08:37:39 pm
I said hot chicks, you fag.   You know what kind of scuzzy coozes go to Gateway?

If I wanted to fuck a Gateway chick, I'd have sex with your mom.

It is my not uninformed opinion that the chicks at Gateway are hotter than those at Osceola or Liberty. Celebration High? That's another story.
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Re: New Tag's Lines posted
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2011, 09:35:42 pm »
Quote from: chuck on January 18, 2011, 09:26:41 pm
It is my not uninformed opinion that the chicks at Gateway are hotter than those at Osceola or Liberty. Celebration High? That's another story.

My wife went to Celebration High.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2011, 10:38:33 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on January 18, 2011, 09:35:42 pm
My wife went to Celebration High.

I can't tell if you're bragging about what you do on Friday nights or asking if I ever dated her.
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