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#CarlosLeeRules
« on: January 12, 2011, 10:13:33 am »
#CarlosLeeRules is making its way around the Astros fan twitterverse this morning.  What have you got?

@AppyAstros: All shortstops should come equipped with crumple zones & air bags #carlosleerules

@johnwessling: If Carlos Lee gets hit by a pitch, he gets to eat all the candy that falls out. #CarlosLeeRules

@AndyP241: 3rd Base must be battered in 11 herbs and spices and fried. #carlosleerules

@AndyP241: Carrots, celery and rice must accompany Brett Wallace during his hot tub treatments. #carlosleerules
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Re: #CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 10:39:01 am »
Baseballs must me stained to look like potatoes.  #carlosleerules
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 10:49:28 am »
Seventh Inning Stretch must be changed to Seventh Inning Siesta #CarlosLeeRules
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 10:50:32 am »
Fat jokes about Carlos Lee!  How imaginative!  Sign me up!
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Re: #CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 10:53:16 am »
Quote from: subnuclear on January 12, 2011, 10:50:32 am
Fat jokes about Carlos Lee!  How imaginative!  Sign me up!

As fat ballplayer jokes go, I think The Onion ended the competition with this classic.
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#CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 11:28:03 am »
The last time Fielder saw 260 was right before his ninth birthday.
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Re: #CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2011, 11:29:15 am »
Quote from: geezerdonk on January 12, 2011, 11:28:03 am
The last time Fielder saw 260 was right before his ninth birthday.

The last time he saw 300 was on DVD.
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Re: #CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2011, 11:46:28 am »
mills flies to panama to bond with lee -

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/01/astros_bad_ideas.php

sorry if cabrera'd
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#CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2011, 11:55:22 am »
Somebody needs to tell John that Festivus is over.
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 12:53:09 pm »
Quote from: geezerdonk on January 12, 2011, 11:55:22 am
Somebody needs to tell John that Festivus is over. he's fired.
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Re: #CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2011, 02:06:24 pm »
1)That oh-so-innovative list format sure does

2)Break up the article

3)Making it disjointed

4)And hard to read.

5)Which is actually a good thing.

6)Since the actual content

7)Is a rehash

8)That was shitty enough the first time
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Re: #CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2011, 03:48:26 pm »
Yikes, even though I know what the HP pays per blog entry, they still overpaid for that dreck.
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Re: #CarlosLeeRules
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2011, 03:53:13 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on January 12, 2011, 03:48:26 pm
Yikes, even though I know what the HP pays per blog entry, they still overpaid for that dreck.

Who do they pay?  Is it flat or based upon the number of hits?  Does that depend on the author?
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