Let's Play a Game - Part II

[Noe]

Okay, so now if you have one particular movie you like very much and can recite quotes from said movie quite often (and do), post your top five resets from said movie.  Note, you can have more than on favorite movie, so list them here.

For example: Monty Python's Holy Grail

5. I'm not dead yet
4. Bring us a shrubbery
3. I fart in your general direction
2. You must spank her and then me
1. What is your favorite color?

[BudGirl]

1  Long Duck Dong
2  Wreck Big Wreck
3  You breaka my face.
4  Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.
5  But it already came true.

[Ron Brand]

So a 'reset' is a quote you use a lot? I have never heard of that.

[Noe]

So a 'reset' is a quote you use a lot? I have never heard of that.

Not necessarily, but it can be.  It's just a game and it's whatever you personally want to contribute/share.

[austro]

Young Frankenstein

5. Nice hopping.
4. What knockers!
3. Could be worse. Could be raining.
2. Seven or eight quick ones and you're out with the boys!
1c. Abby someone.
1b. He's going to be very popular.
1a. Put... the candle... back!

And many others too numerous to mention.

[MusicMan]

5.  "Shiiit, jive ass dudes aint got no brains, anyhow."
4.  "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
3.  "It's a different type of flying, altogether."
2.  "Looks like I picked the wrong week to..."
1.  "And don't call me Shirley."

[GreatBagwellsBeard]

5.  "Shiiit, jive ass dudes aint got no brains, anyhow."
4.  "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
3.  "It's a different type of flying, altogether."
2.  "Looks like I picked the wrong week to..."
1.  "And don't call me Shirley."

[unison]It's a different type of flying.[/unison]

[Trey]

So, that's what you call me
This is not 'Nam, Smokey, there are rules
No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole
Calmer'n you are
Well, not literally
I didn't rent it shoes.  I didn't buy it a beer.  It's not taking your turn.
I am the Walrus
Life does not stop and start at your convenience
You are like a child who wanders into a theater
Shomer Shabbas

[Trey]

So, that's what you call me
This is not 'Nam, Smokey, there are rules
No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole
Calmer'n you are
Well, not literally
I didn't rent it shoes.  I didn't buy it a beer.  It's not taking your turn.
I am the Walrus
Life does not stop and start at your convenience
You are like a child who wanders into a theater
Shomer Shabbas

Is this your homework, Larry?
He fixes the cable?
You mean coitus?
Leads? Yeah, we got three new detectives working on it.  They got us working in shifts!
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though...  Or the Creedence.

[subnuclear]

"Repeat of-fender!"
"Well, there's who-knows-who and over here we have favortism"
"Christian Dior, my butt.  People pay good money for that?"
"With that sumbitch Reagan in the White House . . ."
"No, not that motherscratcher!"

[Noe]

There were two movies my Dad and I were fond of watching together.  My personal favorite of the two was "The Magnificent Seven"

5. "If God had not meant them to be sheared, then He would not have made them sheep" - Calvera
4. "The worst! I was aiming at the horse." - Britt (after being told he made the greatest shot Chico had ever seen, knocking a man off his horse with one shot)
3. "What's my name?" "Bernado" "Damn right" - Bernado (as he is dying in front of three kids who said they would bury him if he was killed)
2. "Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody." - Britt (after Calvera banishes the seven from the village)
1. "You're like the wind - blowing over the land and... passing on." - Old Man (saying goodbye to Chris, Vin and Chico)

[Ty in Tampa]

I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.
The next woman takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit.
Now we can make it, Mac. I feel big as a damn mountain.

[Andyzipp]

This is pure snow.  It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later? Great.

Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane...I can't even get real drugs here!

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. Guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.

It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

He snorts nasal spray? You know where i could score some?

Listen Lane, don't forget: Chris Cummins dates the basketball team, not certain members of the team, Lane, the whole team.

Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime. Sorry.
Didn't ask for a dime.  Two dollars.

[drew corleone]

Is this your homework, Larry?
He fixes the cable?
You mean coitus?
Leads? Yeah, we got three new detectives working on it.  They got us working in shifts!
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though...  Or the Creedence.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
I'm the Dude, or his Dudeness, or El Duderino, if you;re not into the whole brevity thing.
I can get you a toe, Dude. I can get you a toe by 3:00... with green nail polish.
My buddies didn't die face down in the muck...
Yes, Yes, the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, and proud we are of all of them
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women
I've had a long day, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man
This is what Happens, Larry; This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Yes, I sadly find ways to work most of these into conversations, far more frequently than I should.

[Limey]

Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.
Yes, I used a machine gun.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Put yer foot down.  If you put yer foot down we'll catch 'em easy.
Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.
Cheer up you miserable bastards;,we won, didn't we?


I'm the player to be named later.
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE!
The rose goes in the front, big guy.
I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?
C'mon Meat, throw me that weak-ass shit!

[Noe]

This is pure snow.  It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later? Great.

Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane...I can't even get real drugs here!

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. Guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.

It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

He snorts nasal spray? You know where i could score some?

Listen Lane, don't forget: Chris Cummins dates the basketball team, not certain members of the team, Lane, the whole team.

Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime. Sorry.
Didn't ask for a dime.  Two dollars.

I used to go around saying "I want my two dollars!" quite a bit, until someone told me "enough already, we don't even know what you're talking about!". Oh and "That's a shame, people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that".  Very quotable movie indeed.

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.
The next woman takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit.
Now we can make it, Mac. I feel big as a damn mountain.

Probably my favorite movie of all time.

"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it. "

"You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn looney now, boy. You're a fisherman! "

"But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that. "

"Koufax looks down! He's looking at the great Mickey Mantle now! Here comes the pitch! Mantle swings! It's a fucking home run! "

[Astroholic]

I used to go around saying "I want my two dollars!" quite a bit, until someone told me "enough already, we don't even know what you're talking about!". Oh and "That's a shame, people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that".  Very quotable movie indeed.

I still use I want my two dollars.

[Limey]

I still use I want my two dollars.

...and dressing, bread and fries will be forever "Fronch".

[MikeyBoy]

"We are men of action, lies do not become us."
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!"
"Have fun stormin' da castle."

[Ebby Calvin]

"We are men of action, lies do not become us."
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!"
"Have fun stormin' da castle."

Awesome.

Inigo Montoya: [drawing his sword] You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.

Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.

Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

[Limey]

Looks like someone made a music video out of this thread. 

[MikeyBoy]

"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
"That don't make no sense!"
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
"Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."
"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."
"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."


"Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?"
"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
"I'm your huckleberry..."
"You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?..."
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
"Well... bye."
"You know, Frederic fucking Chopin."

[Bench]

"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
"That don't make no sense!"
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
"Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."
"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."
"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

"I am the goddamn pater familius!"
"He's bonafide."
"We thought you was a toad."
"People like that reform. Maybe we should get us some."
"Oh George.  Not the livestock."

[JimR]

ok, i'll play. i'll post all the movie lines i remember:

[Bench]

ok, i'll play. i'll post all the movie lines i remember:

That's how these things work.  Remember the "best guitarist" threads?

[BudGirl]

ok, i'll play. i'll post all the movie lines i remember:

Those were some great silent films, weren't they?

[JimR]

Those were some great silent films, weren't they?

nominated

[EasTexAstro]

You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive.

That was totally wicked!

Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing... just to shake things up?

Hi, this is Kari, sorry for freakin' out but your baby has *special needs*.

Where - is - my - super - suit?

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again

Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?

Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

[MusicMan]

Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

God I love that movie.

[BatGirl]

2  Wreck Big Wreck

holy shit
is that what he says?
for the last 25 years i've been so wrong
totally thought he was saying 'lake. big lake'

[MikeyBoy]

holy shit
is that what he says?
for the last 25 years i've been so wrong
totally thought he was saying 'lake. big lake'

Me, too.

[BudGirl]

holy shit
is that what he says?
for the last 25 years i've been so wrong
totally thought he was saying 'lake. big lake'

It could be that also.  I can never understand him.  Either way the car is ruined.

[austro]

holy shit
is that what he says?
for the last 25 years i've been so wrong
totally thought he was saying 'lake. big lake'

No, I think you're right, but he's saying it with the stereotypical Oriental r-for-l: "Rake, big rake." The giveaway is that he ends it with a gesture and a "splash" sound.

[Andyzipp]

holy shit
is that what he says?
for the last 25 years i've been so wrong
totally thought he was saying 'lake. big lake'

It is lake.  Not wreck.

[Ty in Tampa]

holy shit
is that what he says?
for the last 25 years i've been so wrong
totally thought he was saying 'lake. big lake'

"What the fuck is a 'frush'?"

[Andyzipp]

"What the fuck is a 'frush'?"

Five cards of the same suit.

[MusicMan]

Five cards of the same suit.

NERRRRRRRRD!!!

[OregonStrosFan]

"Shit, shinola."  "Son, you're going to be alright..."

"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it."

[Noe]

Those were some great silent films, weren't they?

Awwwww... darnit BG!  I was getting ready to post a reply like this but decided I better read before I do.  Awesome!

[ybbodeus]

I'm just glad it wasn't some kind of Marcel Marceau reference.

[Limey]

I'm just glad it wasn't some kind of Marcel Marceau reference.

Nope.  That would look like this:

[lc_db]

E.g., i.e., fuck you!

It's the Cadillac of mini-vans.

They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets.

Man, I can't wait for you to be dead.

Look at me.

[Limey]

E.g., i.e., fuck you!

I LOVE this quote.

[MusicMan]

I LOVE this quote.

I'll admit, I don't know this one.

[Ron Brand]

E.g., i.e., fuck you!

Fuck you, fuckball!

What is that, a Wap-9? Fuckin' Fiat of guns?

[Limey]

Fuck you, fuckball!

Also awesome.  Just added it to my Netflix list.

[Ty in Tampa]

Fuck you, fuckball!

I use that one, ALL the time.

[Noe]

Heard my boss's boss (a VP) say this just the other day (and brought a smile to my face):

"You're killing me Smalls!"

I was the only one to laugh out loud, everyone else just sat there stone faced.  Here are my top five for that movie:

5. "You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards" - Ham Porter
4. "He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good." - Narrator (telling the story about the day Squints stole a kiss from a lifeguard)
3. "Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?" - Smalls (when told that the ball that was lost was signed by Babe Ruth)
2. "For-ev-vah!" - Squints
1. "You throw like a GIRL!" - Ham Porter

[94CougarGrad]

1. "You throw like a GIRL!" - Ham Porter

{point of order}
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
{/point of order}

I only know because I get lots of bemused looks when I use that line at the ballpark.

So many quotable movies I steal from already listed in this thread... hmm, what's left... how about...

Me: I think I'm in love with a retard.
Mr.94CG: Is he bigger than me?

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

(upon hearing the word "German" or "Germans" on television, radio, or the like)
Mr.94CG: Germans?
Me: Forget it, he's rolling.

I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.

You fucked up... you trusted us!

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

He can't do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges.

(alternately me and Mr.94CG)
Would you tell those assholes to shut up?
Hey shut up, you assholes!!

[Astroholic]

Heard my boss's boss (a VP) say this just the other day (and brought a smile to my face):

"You're killing me Smalls!"

I was the only one to laugh out loud, everyone else just sat there stone faced.  Here are my top five for that movie:

Brown noser. 

[austro]

Me: I think I'm in love with a retard.
Mr.94CG: Is he bigger than me?

That brings to mind one of my favorites from "Arthur":

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: She'd have to be a real BIG woman.

[Trey]

I'll admit, I don't know this one.

Since no one else has replied and I'm assuming you don't have google, it's Get Shorty, which is, indeed, the awesome.

[Ty in Tampa]

Since no one else has replied and I'm assuming you don't have google, it's Get Shorty, which is, indeed, the awesome.

I replied, but promptly deleted it. I'm pretty sure he was referring to Limey's "quote".

[VirtualBob]

It's the Cadillac of mini-vans.

No ... that would look like this:

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

Sometimes I like to use the following quote.

"You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"

No god dammit I messed up, what I meant to type is,

"you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass..."

No, wait.

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."