Big XII Title Game

[Alkie]

Blah blah slapdickery football.

Someone explain to me again why Holly Rowe is on television.

[Waldo]

Someone explain to me again why Holly Rowe is on television.

HudsonHawk thinks she's attractive.

[Mr. Happy]

HudsonHawk thinks she's attractive.

That pretty much settles it then.

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

Someone explain to me again why Holly Rowe is on television.

It was a preemptive hire. When television networks are periodically accused of only hiring pretty girls with svelte figures for the sideline reporter job. ESPN/ABC can say: "Bullshit, we hired Holly Rowe."

[Alkie]

It was a preemptive hire. When television networks are periodically accused of only hiring pretty girls with svelte figures for the sideline reporter job. ESPN/ABC can say: "Bullshit, we hired Holly Rowe."

Then why do they keep using her in high profile games instead of hiding her like their token lesbian PBP chick?

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

Then why do they keep using her in high profile games instead of hiding her like their token lesbian PBP chick?

If they hide her, ESPN/ABC can't make their point... then what good is she?

[Alkie]

If they hide her, ESPN/ABC can't make their point... then what good is she?

How is it any different?

"Of course we have lesbians!   Pammy just did the East Dakota/Idaho Basmati Institute game on ESPNcommunitycollege."

[MRaup]

If they hide her, ESPN/ABC can't make their point... then what good is she?

She's a constant reminder of what The Muppets would look like in HD.

[Alkie]

She's a constant reminder of what The Muppets would look like in HD.

Why would you ruin a perfectly good puppet with that much makeup?