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Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« on: December 01, 2010, 07:05:39 pm »
It was weird seeing him in a Yankees uniform, will be even weirder facing him 6 times next season.

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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 08:42:34 pm »
Hey, as long as he's facing Wandy everything should be fine.
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 10:30:23 pm »
It will be nice to be able to go see him play a lot, but they still have Helton at 1B. 
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 08:21:06 am »
It will be nice to be able to go see him play a lot, but they still have Helton at 1B. 
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Sounds like the plan is for him to play in the outfield.  He says he could make more elsewhere, but likes the Rockies club. 

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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 09:47:58 am »
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 09:57:08 am »
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 09:58:48 am »
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 10:41:07 am »
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 04:16:22 pm »
1 year deal to STL apparently.

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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 04:17:19 pm »
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2010, 05:07:50 pm »
I just threw up a little. This makes me ill.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2010, 05:13:19 pm »
Hey, at least Jeter made a deal with the Yank--
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2010, 05:31:52 pm »
Lance, why hast though foresaken us?
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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2010, 05:49:19 pm »
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2010, 07:05:12 pm »
First of all the astros fucked lance.  Second of all I want to cry

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« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2010, 07:13:41 pm »
First of all the astros fucked lance.  Second of all I want to cry

In no way did the Astros fuck Berkman.

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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2010, 07:33:01 pm »
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2010, 07:39:13 pm »
In no way did the Astros fuck Berkman.

Not even once for 12 years?  No wonder he left.
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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2010, 07:41:45 pm »
First of all the astros fucked lance.  
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Second of all I want to cry blow chunks

Really.  This is vomitous.
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2010, 08:27:04 pm »
This sucks.
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2010, 08:34:30 pm »
The biggest crock of shit in all of this will be the sloppy blowjobs that LaRussa will get if he hits .300 again. This ruined my weekend. It'd be better if Andre Johnson went to Tennessee.
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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2010, 09:42:29 pm »
The biggest crock of shit in all of this will be the sloppy blowjobs that LaRussa will get if he hits .300 again. This ruined my weekend. It'd be better if Andre Johnson went to Tennessee.

Yeah, I think Lance still has a bit left in him.  He'll be fresher as LaRussa likes to rotate his outfielders.  Good situation for him to have a resurgence.  I almost want to say I hope he fails spectacularly but he's Lance Berkman...AAARRGGH
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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2010, 10:15:05 pm »
Best of luck to him.

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Re: Berkman close to signing with Rockies
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2010, 10:17:04 pm »
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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2010, 10:18:35 pm »
In no way did the Astros fuck Berkman.

I was responding to the "why hath Lance forsaken us."  It was hyperbole, but the Astros didn't want Lance.  The team didn't "fuck" him however.  it will absolutely be devastating to see him in a Cards uni though.

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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2010, 10:41:03 pm »
I was responding to the "why hath Lance forsaken us."  It was hyperbole, but the Astros didn't want Lance.  The team didn't "fuck" him however.  it will absolutely be devastating to see him in a Cards uni though.

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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2010, 10:41:52 pm »
Best of luck to him.

No.

He's one of them now.

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« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2010, 10:50:29 pm »
I'd love to see Lance win a WS someday.  Not like this, though.  I'm not going to enjoy actively rooting against the guy.
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« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2010, 11:40:08 pm »
Damn, I hate to see that.
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« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2010, 11:59:14 pm »
I'm not going to enjoy actively rooting against the guy.

I will. He's a Cardinal.
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« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2010, 06:06:31 am »
He's one of them now.

This is me not giving a shit. He's Lance Berkman, he didn't do anything to screw the Astros, and I'll wish him well in any uniform.

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« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2010, 09:51:12 am »
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« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2010, 10:10:03 am »
Didn't the Astros move him from the outfield because they were worried about him re-injuring his leg? Do you think he will play 100 games next year? 

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« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2010, 10:27:22 am »
Argh. I like Lance, but he is a Card now. I will not root for him even a little.
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« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2010, 01:52:08 pm »
This is me not giving a shit. He's Lance Berkman, he didn't do anything to screw the Astros, and I'll wish him well in any uniform.

Lance Berkman... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Lance Berkman and *became* Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your 1B was destroyed. So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.

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« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2010, 02:34:28 pm »
Lance Berkman... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Lance Berkman and *became* Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your 1B was destroyed. So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.

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« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2010, 03:44:12 pm »
Lance Berkman... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Lance Berkman and *became* Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your 1B was destroyed. So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.

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« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2010, 05:57:09 pm »
Argh. I like Lance, but he is a Card now. I will not root for him even a little.

Exactly.  I don't even understand why it is a discussion.

Lance the person and ballplayer?  Hell of a guy.  The cardinals?  Fuck them.
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« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2010, 06:16:12 pm »
You guys are harsh. I will root for him.

When they play the Cubs.
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« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2010, 07:49:52 pm »
I nominated this post in 12.6 parsecs.

It took you a little over 41 light years in distance to nominate that?  I'm confused....
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« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2010, 08:04:53 pm »
You guys are harsh. I will root for him.

When they play the Cubs.

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« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2010, 09:44:57 pm »
The Cardinals see themselves pretty much in the same boat the Astros were in several years ago.  You know, when they had to trade for guys like Miguel Tejada or sign a veteran arm or two.  The farm system was weak, the team was not that far off from the days of the World Series appearance, the core was set and you had at least one player making over 100 million dollars in contract.  It was prudent to sign veterans or trade for them and try and win that way.

Now the Astros are trying to build a young team and signing a veteran like Berkman would be a step backwards *UNLESS* the veteran takes a job as a backup/mentor.  And Berkman was not looking for that sort of job.  The Cardinals may get a bump from this signing, even win the NL Central, but the chances are not on their side.  The Cardinals fell apart last year because their pitching was bad the second half of the season.  Wainwright, Carpenter, et. al. were not that good for some odd reason and the bullpen was mediocre at best.  Maybe the Cardinals believe that was an abberation and all they need now is one more push with the veteran team they'll put out there.  Good luck to them.  One thing about veterans, they can be fragile and if you have no farm system to back up those guys, then you'll hurt your chances if said veterans good downward in performance.

Good luck to Lance and his new team of veterans trying to win just one more title with the veteran team they have.  It might work, but the chances are against them if they don't have a good mix of youngsters to place in roles to help win. Colby Rasmus can't be the only one they can count on to help.

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« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2010, 09:46:53 am »
Again, shitfuck. I just can't stress this enough.
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« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2010, 09:48:29 am »
When he retires and opens his Hostess day old store in Lorena, I won't buy a single stale HoHo - not one.
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« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2010, 09:50:35 am »
The Cardinals may get a bump from this signing, even win the NL Central, but the chances are not on their side.  The Cardinals fell apart last year because their pitching was bad the second half of the season.  Wainwright, Carpenter, et. al. were not that good for some odd reason and the bullpen was mediocre at best. 

Well, putting Berkman in LF and Holliday in RF is a great way to help your pitching.
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« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2010, 10:32:03 am »
Well, putting Berkman in LF and Holliday in RF is a great way to help your pitching.

Not truth to the rumor that the Cardinals intend to sign Kelly Leak to a contract.

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« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2010, 10:35:33 am »
When he retires and opens his Hostess day old store in Lorena, I won't buy a single stale HoHo - not one.
Maybe it will be next to the Genco Credit Union right there on IH-35.  Apparently, the Corleone family has diversified out of the olive oil and gaming business and relocated to Lorena.
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« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2010, 11:05:40 am »
Good luck to them. 

Why?  Fuck the Cardinals right in the ear.
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« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2010, 05:44:30 am »
Maybe it will be next to the Genco Credit Union right there on IH-35.  Apparently, the Corleone family has diversified out of the olive oil and gaming business and relocated to Lorena.

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« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2010, 08:24:16 am »
I remember when there was nothing in Lorena but a Berkshires and a Chicken Express.
The Corleone Family's credit union is in the same strip center as Brookshire Bros. grocery and Chicken Express.  It's only a matter of time before Genco expands their nefarious reach into Elm Mott and Hewitt.
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« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2010, 02:35:04 pm »
It's only a matter of time before Genco expands their nefarious reach into Elm Mott and Hewitt.

Maybe so - but never in Bruceville-Eddy.
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« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2010, 12:56:45 pm »
Again, shitfuck. I just can't stress this enough.

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« Reply #55 on: December 14, 2010, 06:13:10 am »
Didn't the Astros move him from the outfield because they were worried about him re-injuring his leg? Do you think he will play 100 games next year? 
Maybe he will get to play 1st. I'm not saying I hope Pooholes falls into a drainage ditch and his neck breaks, but doesn't kill him and rats eat him alive..testicles first. But who knows what will happen.
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« Reply #56 on: December 14, 2010, 07:18:52 am »
Maybe he will get to play 1st. I'm not saying I hope Pooholes falls into a drainage ditch and his neck breaks, but doesn't kill him and rats eat him alive..testicles first. But who knows what will happen.

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