Take the bus.
I should.
I was driving around not two blocks from there the other day. I was on Milam with aspirations of turning right on Gray which would take me right past the place in question. Anyway, much to my consternation there was some fuckwit in an Escalade blocking the right turn lane with no visible intention of turning right. There were three or four (now four or five) cars behind him, all sitting there patiently with their turn indicators on while this jackoff sits happily blocking the one of five selectable lanes that the rest of us would like to use. No one will be surprised to learn that this is just the sort of thing that drives me fucking out of my mind.
Light turns green. You know what happens next. Fuckwit turns right. He glides up to a stop at the next light, Gray and Louisiana. He chooses the lane second from the right. I pull in to his left so I can glare at him. He is oblivious. Suddenly and without warning he guns the accelerator and wheels his Escalade onto Louisiana, turning right from an interior lane. I don't know why but I was shocked. I'm sitting there astounded with my mouth open and my eyes the size of Eisenhower dollars. The guy behind fuckwit eases up to take his place. I look over to him planning to share outrage and commiseration. He too is completely oblivious.
