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BudGirl

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Hey Bench!
« on: November 02, 2010, 01:09:37 pm »
Have a great Birthday!!!
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 01:25:29 pm »
BudGirl = Birthday monitor. Thank you, BG!

Happy BD, Bench!
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 01:25:47 pm »
HBD!
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 02:04:23 pm »
Go screw yourself.

HPD!
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 02:16:03 pm »
Thanks all. 
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 02:49:10 pm »
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 03:15:14 pm »
Quote from: Limey on November 02, 2010, 02:49:10 pm
Up yours!

That's pretty much what the day has been so far.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2010, 03:16:27 pm »
aww a bad day and no baseball   any how many happy more
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 03:17:25 pm »
Quote from: Fredia on November 02, 2010, 03:16:27 pm
aww a bad day and no baseball   any how many happy more

+1
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2010, 04:23:27 pm »
Happy Birthday, Bench.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2010, 06:47:03 pm »

Bench = awesome poster, awesome person, etc.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2010, 07:15:30 pm »
happy birthday, Bench.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2010, 07:35:01 pm »
Happy Birthday, my friend!  Stay thirsty!
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2010, 08:41:53 pm »
HBD, slacker.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 10:33:33 pm »
It's been a good one.  Amazing how champagne and good company can make any day great.

Thanks to you all.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2010, 11:38:19 pm »
Quote from: Bench on November 02, 2010, 10:33:33 pm
It's been a good one.  Amazing how champagne and good company can make any day great.

Thanks to you all.

Yeah.  Thanks for the invite.  Sorry I couldn't make it. 

Eh?   Oh.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2010, 12:23:25 pm »
Quote from: Bench on November 02, 2010, 10:33:33 pm
It's been a good one.  Amazing how champagne a glowing bowl of Oaxacan and good company a hooker from Matamoros can make any day great.

Fixed.

And a belated happy birthday to you.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2010, 12:31:56 pm »
I'm spending my next birthday with strosrays.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2010, 01:27:52 pm »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on November 03, 2010, 12:31:56 pm
I'm spending my next birthday with strosrays.

Now that's what I want to do, although it would mean a serious relapse.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2010, 02:24:03 pm »
Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2010, 02:50:55 pm »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on November 03, 2010, 12:31:56 pm
I'm spending my next birthday with strosrays.

Birthday, schmirthday...that's just a regular Tuesday for Alkie.
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2010, 05:06:23 pm »
Hope you had a Happy Birthday!
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Re: Hey Bench!
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2010, 05:22:54 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on November 03, 2010, 02:24:03 pm
Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard.
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