The thing that pisses me off the most about the DFW Rangers of Arlington is those five letters across their chest. I get the Arizona Diamondbacks, I get the Minnesota Twins, but come on, the fuckin' Rangers, the 2nd MLB team in the state, have no right to claim that name on their jerseys. It's the stupidly fueled arrogance of claiming those five letters that makes me hate them. Not their proximity, not their league, not their Cub-like history of futility, not even the insufferable fans, it is the fucking state's name, that's what I really hate.