Mariano's Taco Bell chalupa

[Bench]

I hate that commercial.

[BatGirl]

yeah, but what about the state farm commercials?

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

Yeah, State Farm got a new ad agency. AND THEY SUCK!

[Ebby Calvin]

yeah, but what about the state farm commercials?

I'd vote Pinche for those, too.

[Alkie]

I hate that commercial.

Wait a fucking second.

That ad is national?

You all have to watch that?

I assumed it was a local ad.   Why would anyone outside of NY care about Mo/Joe?

[Ron Brand]

Wait a fucking second.

That ad is national?

You all have to watch that?

I assumed it was a local ad.   Why would anyone outside of NY care about Mo/Joe?

Anybody with a piece of the Yankees also own a piece of Taco Bell?

I'm sure when they did the media buy that they expected Girardi to take them to the Series and for Mo to close it out. Oops.

[austro]

Why would anyone outside of NY care about Mo/Joe?

We don't. But fucking Madison Ave. thinks that we must, because they're from NY and all. And NYers wonder why everybody is tired of their shit.

[Alkie]

We don't. But fucking Madison Ave. thinks that we must, because they're from NY and all. And NYers wonder why everybody is tired of their shit.

Can I just say, because I remember feeling how you do now, that NO ONE in NYC wonders why anyone is tired of our shit.  It's that we don't care that you're tired of our shit.

[Rebel Jew]

Wait a fucking second.

That ad is national?

You all have to watch that?

I assumed it was a local ad.   Why would anyone outside of NY care about Mo/Joe?

somewhat different question, but anybody know what did girardi do to be the one that steinbrenner anointed to captain the starcruiser?  as opposed to mattingly, or brosius, or paul o'neill or any other recent yankee fan favorite

[MusicMan]

Unrelated rant - why the fuck are we still advertising foods as "it's so fucking big that no normal human can eat it on their own!"??

[Bench]

Unrelated rant - why the fuck are we still advertising foods as "it's so fucking big that no normal human can eat it on their own!"??

It's part of the socializtion of America.  They want people to be forced to share food.

[Lurch]

Unrelated rant - why the fuck are we still advertising foods as "it's so fucking big that no normal human can eat it on their own!"??

Taco Bell is using the same techniques I use on my 3 year old.  "Only a big girl can eat all of those carrots!". See also, "That's not a penut butter and jelly sandwich.  It's toast with penut butter and jelly on it, so we can eat it for breakfast."

[Limey]

Unrelated rant - why the fuck are we still advertising foods as "it's so fucking big that no normal human can eat it on their own!"??

Homeland Security

[JaneDoe]

Taco Bell is using the same techniques I use on my 3 year old.  "Only a big girl can eat all of those carrots!". See also, "That's not a penut butter and jelly sandwich.  It's toast with penut butter and jelly on it, so we can eat it for breakfast."

What is wrong with PB& J for breakfast?  Great balance of protein and carbs.  Add some ice cold milk and they are good to go.

[Alkie]

Unrelated rant - why the fuck are we still advertising foods as "it's so fucking big that no normal human can eat it on their own!"??

More importantly, why are people still excited about eating ninety nice cents worth of too much food to eat?   I don't even think you need a good handle on expenses and revenues to figure out that if it's 99 cents and fills up a trough, it's likely not good enough to feed to most barnyard animals.

[austro]

I don't even think you need a good handle on expenses and revenues to figure out that if it's 99 cents and fills up a trough, it's likely not good enough to feed to most barnyard animals.

Look, Martha, it's one of them elitists!

[Lefty]

why the fuck are we still advertising foods as "it's so fucking big that no normal human can eat it on their own!"??

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."

More importantly, why are people still excited about eating ninety nice cents worth of too much food to eat?   I don't even think you need a good handle on expenses and revenues to figure out that if it's 99 cents and fills up a trough, it's likely not good enough to feed to most barnyard animals.

You were young and poor once.  Once.

[Alkie]

Look, Martha, it's one of them elitists!

Sir, we prefer "East Coast, liberal, Upper West Side Jew elitist prick."

[MusicMan]

Sir, we prefer "East Coast, liberal, Upper West Side Jew elitist prick."

If you control the media, why haven't you done anything about Pinwheel?

[Alkie]

If you control the media, why haven't you done anything about Pinwheel?

We only control 47% of the media it turns out.   Won't keep you schlong gorvelers from making shit up, Bushneck lackies.

[Guinness]

We only control 47% of the media it turns out.   Won't keep you schlong gorvelers from making shit up, Bushneck lackies.

More like 7%.  What a fallacy the "liberal media" meme is...

[MusicMan]

More like 7%.  What a fallacy the "liberal media" meme is...

Keep up... it's not that he's liberal, it's that he's an East Coast Jew*.

* note: some or all of this description may or may not be accurate.

[Alkie]

Keep up... it's not that he's liberal, it's that he's an East Coast Jew*.

* note: some or all of this description may or may not be accurate.

Ok, fine, so I'm actually a Desert Southwest Atheist, but I play an East Coast Jew during business hours.

[MusicMan]

Ok, fine, so I'm actually a Desert Southwest Atheist, but I play an East Coast Jew during business hours.

Much closer to reality.

[Guinness]

Keep up... it's not that he's liberal, it's that he's an East Coast Jew*.

* note: some or all of this description may or may not be accurate.

I try to keep up, sorry.  Am I supposed to fear East Coast Jews, or East Coast people in general?  What about the Left Coast?  Houston is on the coast,  is there something I need to fear here?
Should I just forget about all that and buy beer?

Regards,

Clueless in Katy (have fun with that)

[MusicMan]

I try to keep up, sorry.  Am I supposed to fear East Coast Jews, or East Coast people in general?  What about the Left Coast?  Houston is on the coast,  is there something I need to fear here?

It's an election year.  You're supposed to be afraid of everything and everyone.

Should I just forget about all that and buy beer?

Yes, and share it with your friends.

Regards,

Clueless in Katy (have fun with that)

Tell Katy that unless she tells you what feels good, you'll remain clueless.

[Guinness]

It's an election year.  You're supposed to be afraid of everything and everyone.

Absolutely.  Especially those that bring me tea.

Yes, and share it with your friends.

Do I have to?

Tell Katy that unless she tells you what feels good, you'll remain clueless.

I got nothin.

[Ty in Tampa]

Tell Katy that unless she tells you what feels good, you'll remain clueless.

Gold.

[Noe]

We only control 47% of the media it turns out.   Won't keep you schlong gorvelers from making shit up, Bushneck lackies.

They just don't make Illumanti any more like they used to.

[MusicMan]

They just don't make Illumanti any more like they used to.

Hey!