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Rangers Rays Game 2
« on: October 07, 2010, 02:55:10 pm »
The Rays so far have one more hit than the Reds did yesterday, but are dick-stepping a 2-0 deficit after the 4th. 
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 03:10:11 pm »
Rangers just got a Michael Young HR to make it 5-0, and Maddon was ejected afterwards for ejecting a no-call on the check swing that preceded the HR.
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 03:10:34 pm »
Rangers just got a Michael Young HR to make it 5-0, and Maddon was ejected afterwards for ejecting a no-call on the check swing that preceded the HR.

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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 03:10:51 pm »
Fuck the Rangers.

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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 03:12:13 pm »
Fuck the Rangers.

Looks like they'll finally accomplish something the Astros first did 30 years ago.
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 03:13:16 pm »
Looks like they'll finally accomplish something the Astros first did 30 years ago.

Go up 2-0 in a division series?
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 03:17:43 pm »
Qualls didn't last long.  He has had a bad year.
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 03:22:03 pm »
Don't remind me of that 1980 series.  I was just a kid and I got physically ill at the end of the last game.

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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2010, 03:23:43 pm »
Astros were not up 2-0 in 1980.
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 03:28:34 pm »
Go up 2-0 in a division series?
Make the LCS.
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 03:42:20 pm »
Win two games in the same series?
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 04:41:12 pm »
Darren freaking Oliver has thrown two hitless innings this series.

The Rays may have been a little overrated.
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Re: Rangers Rays Game 2
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2010, 04:42:39 pm »
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Looks like they'll finally accomplish something the Astros first did 30 years ago.

Make the LCS.