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Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« on: August 31, 2010, 07:51:41 pm »
J. Jay, RF
C. Rasmus, CF
A. Pujols, 1B
M. Holliday, LF
Y. Molina, C
P. Feliz, 3B
S. Schumaker, 2B
B. Ryan, SS
C. Carpenter, P

M. Bourn, CF
A. Sanchez, 2B
H. Pence, RF
C. Lee, LF
C. Johnson, 3B
B. Wallace, 1B
T. Manzella, SS
J. Castro, C
W. Rodriguez, P
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2010, 07:53:16 pm »
Bourn reached on a bad call by the first base up, then was promptly thrown out at 2nd on an attempted steal.  Meanwhile, Carpenter has only needed 20 pitches to get through 3 innings.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 07:54:47 pm »
0-0, top of the 4th.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2010, 07:55:49 pm »
La Booza says he'll shave his head if the Cards go up five on the Reds never shave his head.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2010, 07:56:16 pm »
Wandy gets those bald clowns in the 4th, 1-2-3.

ETA: 1-2-BB-4...
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2010, 07:57:02 pm »
Wandy gets those bald clowns in the 4th, 1-2-3.

Actually, there was a 2-out walk in there.  Wandy working hard.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2010, 07:59:17 pm »
Bourn with a HARD grounder to Schumacher who can't come up with it and it skips into right for an E-4.
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2010, 07:59:31 pm »
No one wants that to be a hit more than the first base ump
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2010, 08:00:16 pm »
Actually, there was a 2-out walk in there.  Wandy working hard.

I thought there was a walk in there but I looked up to see them coming off the field and didn't see a runner. Duh.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2010, 08:02:29 pm »
Sanchez hangs tough and singles up the middle, SBB to second. Spaz up.

Line drive in the RCF gap, or 6-4-3 dp?
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2010, 08:03:22 pm »
Spaz!!!
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2010, 08:03:33 pm »
Sinatra or Mathis? Presley.

Pence jacks one over Rasmus' head and behind Tal's pole for a 2-run triple!
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2010, 08:03:45 pm »
PENCE!!! Hole Lee Shit!
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2010, 08:04:25 pm »
Hee hee, you said Tal's pole.
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2010, 08:05:07 pm »
That looked so weak off the bat
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« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2010, 08:05:28 pm »
Caballo waaaaay out in front of a curve for strike three. One down.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2010, 08:05:59 pm »
Hee hee, you said Tal's pole.

Huh huh. Huh huh. Huh huh.

You said "pole."

Huh huh. Huh huh.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2010, 08:06:24 pm »
That looked unlike the Carlos we've been seeing for the last few weeks. Looked like he tried to pull that third strike when he would ordinarily take it to right.

But CJ picks him up!
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« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2010, 08:06:56 pm »
CJ lines one just over a drawn-in Schumacher and it's 3-0.

Wallace plunked on the knee by Carpenter. Ow.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2010, 08:07:56 pm »
Manzella is using the Hunter Pence Staring Method.
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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2010, 08:08:49 pm »
That looked like a bullshit call but Wallace got a little payback for getting clipped.
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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2010, 08:09:01 pm »
Nice hard slide by Wallace!
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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2010, 08:09:32 pm »
That looked like a bullshit call but Wallace got a little payback for getting clipped.

Good call, on the transfer
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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2010, 08:09:59 pm »
Carpenter has an evil fastball.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2010, 08:10:43 pm »
Good call, on the transfer

What are you, The Voice of Reason or something? Who are you pulling for?
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2010, 08:11:17 pm »
Carpenter has an evil fastball.

He's certainly not afraid to throw it inside to lefthanders.
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« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2010, 08:12:06 pm »
Castro walks to load 'em up but Wandy bounces the first pitch to 1B to end the inning. 3-0 Hirsute Competitors.
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« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2010, 08:12:30 pm »
Who are you pulling for?

Damn, you can see that?!
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« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2010, 08:12:52 pm »
Alright...I'm trying a little something different tonight.  It's a warm summer night, so I thought a little chardonnay would do the trick.  So it's Becker (2009).
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« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2010, 08:13:10 pm »
Damn, you can see that?!

I'm just glad I can't feel it.
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« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2010, 08:16:28 pm »
Alright...I'm trying a little something different tonight.  It's a warm summer night, so I thought a little chardonnay would do the trick.  So it's Becker (2009).

I'll see your Chard and raise you with a nice glass of Dickel Barrel Select.
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« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2010, 08:17:19 pm »
I'm just glad I can't feel it.

That's what she said.
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« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2010, 08:17:55 pm »
That's what she said.

She was glad?
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« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2010, 08:18:22 pm »
Hey, it's John Jay! He coulda been an Astro!
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« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2010, 08:19:03 pm »
Wandy sets them down in order and we go to the bottom of the fifth with three more runs than hairs on the heads of the Jakes.
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« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2010, 08:22:15 pm »
Bourn with a beautiful tweener just past the shortstop into left for a single.

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« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2010, 08:23:22 pm »
Few things more heartwarming than seeing a dad with his kids at the park, snagging a foul ball down the side. Until he pops up and has that damn bluetooth tumor on his ear.

Fuckstick. Pay attention to your kids!
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« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2010, 08:24:05 pm »
Alright...I'm trying a little something different tonight.  It's a warm summer night, so I thought a little chardonnay would do the trick.  So it's Becker (2009).

Heading out to catch the Monarchs play here in a bit.  Think I might have to make it some Herradura Reposado in their honor...
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« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2010, 08:24:50 pm »
Kepp's back tomorrow!
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« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2010, 08:25:11 pm »
Heading out to catch the Monarchs play here in a bit.  Think I might have to make it some Herradura Reposado in their honor...

Nice.
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« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2010, 08:25:25 pm »
bluetooth tumor on his ear.


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« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2010, 08:26:06 pm »
With Bourn running, Sanchez hits it to the one place that would result in a double play, straight to the bag at second.
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« Reply #42 on: August 31, 2010, 08:26:27 pm »
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« Reply #43 on: August 31, 2010, 08:27:17 pm »
Pence with a nubber to short that he almost beats out but doesn't. 3-0 after 5.
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« Reply #44 on: August 31, 2010, 08:28:27 pm »
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« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2010, 08:28:40 pm »
Heading out to catch the Monarchs play here in a bit.  Think I might have to make it some Herradura Reposado in their honor...

If it's The Monarchs, shouldn't it be in their "honour"?
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« Reply #46 on: August 31, 2010, 08:28:53 pm »
Nice.

Closest I'm going to get to a Portland area SnS meeting, so will enjoy it in style!
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« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2010, 08:30:21 pm »
If it's The Monarchs, shouldn't it be in their "honour"?

No man, the Monarchs.
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Re: Hair Club of St. Louis @ Astros, 8-31-10
« Reply #49 on: August 31, 2010, 08:32:32 pm »
HH and white wine? Omg. Is he wearing a pink tu-tu as he sips it?
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« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2010, 08:32:37 pm »
Becker makes some damn good wines.
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« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2010, 08:34:10 pm »
HH and white wine? Omg. Is he wearing a pink tu-tu as he sips it?

I'm sitting in my boxers, smoking a La Escepcion, sipping white wine.  That mental image should make you think twice about razzing me again.
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« Reply #52 on: August 31, 2010, 08:34:49 pm »
Seven straight set down by Wandy. On to the bottom of the sixth, up 3-0.
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« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2010, 08:35:03 pm »
HH and white wine? Omg. Is he wearing a pink tu-tu as he sips it?

The umbrella is functional, dammit
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« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2010, 08:36:59 pm »
Hey, wait just a God-damn minute here. There's hair on Ryan's head! What kind of bullshit is this?
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« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2010, 08:38:42 pm »
Wallace has a quick bat.
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« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2010, 08:39:45 pm »
But he pops up to left, ending the sixth.
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« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2010, 08:42:28 pm »
CJ takes his eye off the ball as he cuts in front of Manzella and Molina is on to lead off the 7th. Feliz up.
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« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2010, 08:42:45 pm »
Aw shit CJ.
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« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2010, 08:44:00 pm »
Horrible looking swing by Feliz on a shoetop level fastball. One down.
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« Reply #60 on: August 31, 2010, 08:44:25 pm »
Aw shit CJ.

Yep...took his eye off of the big Sunday hop.  That's ok...Wandy gotta pitch around it.
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« Reply #61 on: August 31, 2010, 08:45:01 pm »
7th inning, 101st pitch for Wandy, and it's a 90 mph fastball.
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« Reply #62 on: August 31, 2010, 08:46:06 pm »
Schumacher grounds to Wandy who gets the runner at second but can't make the dp; next pitch is also tapped to the mound and that ends the top of the 7th, still 3-0 Good Guys.
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« Reply #63 on: August 31, 2010, 08:49:06 pm »
Manzella bounces a groundout, one down. Castro up.
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« Reply #64 on: August 31, 2010, 08:50:35 pm »
Castro with the grounder past first and into right but he gets a little greedy and is cut down at second by Jay. Two outs.
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« Reply #65 on: August 31, 2010, 08:50:41 pm »
yikes, damn nice throw by RF
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« Reply #66 on: August 31, 2010, 08:50:48 pm »
Son of a bitch! Good throw by Jay John.
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« Reply #67 on: August 31, 2010, 08:51:07 pm »
Castro with the grounder past first and into right but he gets a little greedy and is cut down at second by Jay. Two outs.

That's a good aggressive gamble though.
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« Reply #68 on: August 31, 2010, 08:52:41 pm »
That's a good aggressive gamble though.

It was close, but you could see that it wasn't gonna work out.
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« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2010, 08:54:14 pm »
It was close, but you could see that it wasn't gonna work out.

It took a perfect throw.  That happens sometimes when you're aggressive.  I'd hate it if they were never thrown out trying to take an extra base.
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« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2010, 08:54:58 pm »
Carpenter pulls the string on Bourn for the K and that's seven innings, Astros up 3-0.
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« Reply #71 on: August 31, 2010, 08:56:18 pm »
It took a perfect throw.  That happens sometimes when you're aggressive.  I'd hate it if they were never thrown out trying to take an extra base.

Oh, I agree with the aggressiveness, especially when you're up and I'm not faulting the gamble. From the TV perspective you could see it wasn't going to work as soon as Jay got the ball; he can throw and he's accurate too. Castro was chugging.
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« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2010, 08:57:37 pm »
Byrdak in to work the 8th.
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« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2010, 08:59:24 pm »
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« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2010, 08:59:52 pm »
Ok, there's one way to fuck this up, and that's to start giving them free baserunners.

Come on now...
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« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2010, 08:59:58 pm »
Glad to see Mills, and Lopez.
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« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2010, 09:00:15 pm »
Byrdak: one batter, one walk. Mills to the pen.
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« Reply #77 on: August 31, 2010, 09:02:03 pm »
Lopez on Lopez action.
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« Reply #78 on: August 31, 2010, 09:02:06 pm »
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« Reply #80 on: August 31, 2010, 09:04:20 pm »
FC bounceout to second, runner advances. One down, Rasmus up.
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« Reply #82 on: August 31, 2010, 09:04:31 pm »
Rasmus has a quick bat too.  I'd love to have that kid.
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« Reply #83 on: August 31, 2010, 09:06:15 pm »
Punched out by the high 93 mph FB, two down.
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« Reply #85 on: August 31, 2010, 09:06:53 pm »
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« Reply #86 on: August 31, 2010, 09:07:34 pm »
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« Reply #87 on: August 31, 2010, 09:07:41 pm »
Hey there's the BudGirl!!!
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« Reply #88 on: August 31, 2010, 09:08:04 pm »
Pooholes with the 5-3 for the third out.
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« Reply #89 on: August 31, 2010, 09:08:07 pm »
I sure would like to see that high strike called more consistently. That's a good pitch, and it's unfair to the pitchers to take it away from them. That seems a lot better than strikes 4 inches off the plate.
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Hey there's the BudGirl!!!

Cool!

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« Reply #92 on: August 31, 2010, 09:09:14 pm »
Where?

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As they cut to commercial..wearing a red Astros tshirt.

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« Reply #94 on: August 31, 2010, 09:11:16 pm »
well, fuck
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« Reply #95 on: August 31, 2010, 09:11:28 pm »
Yeah, I backed up and found her. You have quick eyes.

It's the white wine.
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« Reply #96 on: August 31, 2010, 09:11:43 pm »
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« Reply #97 on: August 31, 2010, 09:11:54 pm »
Pence beat it by an inch.
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Pence beat it by an inch.

Maybe, but his foot was also bouncing up over the bag while the tag was on him.
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What is Jose Cruz doing these days?
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« Reply #100 on: August 31, 2010, 09:13:55 pm »
What is Jose Cruz doing these days?

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What is Jose Cruz doing these days?

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« Reply #102 on: August 31, 2010, 09:14:47 pm »
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« Reply #103 on: August 31, 2010, 09:16:05 pm »
Boojwah in LF, Lyon in to close.
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« Reply #104 on: August 31, 2010, 09:16:58 pm »
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« Reply #105 on: August 31, 2010, 09:18:21 pm »
great stop by castro on the wide wide slider.

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« Reply #106 on: August 31, 2010, 09:19:35 pm »
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« Reply #107 on: August 31, 2010, 09:19:51 pm »
great stop by castro on the wide wide slider.

framed strike 2 nicely too
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« Reply #108 on: August 31, 2010, 09:20:12 pm »
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« Reply #109 on: August 31, 2010, 09:20:59 pm »
Fly out to Pence, two down. Schumacher up.
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« Reply #110 on: August 31, 2010, 09:21:13 pm »
BudGirl refusing to stand
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« Reply #111 on: August 31, 2010, 09:23:36 pm »
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« Reply #112 on: August 31, 2010, 09:24:19 pm »
They have meds for that now Sphinx
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« Reply #113 on: August 31, 2010, 09:24:19 pm »
I've seen guys rung up for less of a swing than that.
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« Reply #114 on: August 31, 2010, 09:24:42 pm »
No shit. Fuck me.
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« Reply #115 on: August 31, 2010, 09:24:50 pm »
I've seen guys rung up for less of a swing than that.

Paging Ryan Howard...Howard.
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« Reply #116 on: August 31, 2010, 09:25:48 pm »
Paging Ryan Howard...Howard.

Exactly.
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« Reply #117 on: August 31, 2010, 09:26:01 pm »
No shit. Fuck me.

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« Reply #118 on: August 31, 2010, 09:26:36 pm »
Tying run at the plate in the form of Randy Winn.

At least its well documented who this one is on
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« Reply #119 on: August 31, 2010, 09:27:18 pm »
Come on Brandon...that plate is 17 inches wide.
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« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2010, 09:27:32 pm »
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« Reply #121 on: August 31, 2010, 09:28:25 pm »
I don't see how Winn ever catches up to a good heater.
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« Reply #122 on: August 31, 2010, 09:28:48 pm »
That's a wrap. Good win. Love beating the Cardinals! Mother fucker! Yeehaw!!!
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« Reply #123 on: August 31, 2010, 09:29:11 pm »
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« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2010, 09:29:17 pm »
There's your high strikeout. Astros win!
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« Reply #125 on: August 31, 2010, 09:30:35 pm »
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« Reply #126 on: August 31, 2010, 09:31:59 pm »
2 shutouts, shaved birds, this series has it all.  Can't wait to see what is in store for tomorrow!

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« Reply #127 on: August 31, 2010, 09:35:47 pm »
Astros now .500 at home.
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« Reply #128 on: August 31, 2010, 09:39:58 pm »
Astros now .500 at home.

They're above .500, aren't they?
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« Reply #129 on: August 31, 2010, 09:41:15 pm »
They're above .500, aren't they?

One over as of a few minutes ago.

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« Reply #130 on: August 31, 2010, 09:44:21 pm »
They're above .500, aren't they?

I can't find the freaking stats but I thought Eschenfelder said that this put them at .500 at home this year.
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« Reply #131 on: August 31, 2010, 09:45:38 pm »
I could be confused, I am beset by two yelling children, a wife asking questions, and two capering 70 lb dogs. It's a fucking zoo over here.
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« Reply #132 on: August 31, 2010, 09:58:23 pm »
I could be confused, I am beset by two yelling children, a wife asking questions, and two capering 70 lb dogs. It's a fucking zoo over here.

You need some white wine
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« Reply #133 on: August 31, 2010, 10:00:27 pm »
Becker makes some damn good wines.

Damn right they do, but I find their chardonnay a bit sweet for my personal tastes.  One of the things that I enjoy about their port is that it's unusually unsweet for the genre.

I'm big fan of all of Becker's cabernets and the claret.  The Iconoclast cab was my house wine for many years.
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« Reply #134 on: August 31, 2010, 10:04:25 pm »
You need some white wine

And Xanax. And someone to remove the sharp objects, strings and firearms.
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« Reply #135 on: August 31, 2010, 10:04:57 pm »
Damn right they do, but I find their chardonnay a bit sweet for my personal tastes.  One of the things that I enjoy about their port is that it's unusually unsweet for the genre.

I'm big fan of all of Becker's cabernets and the claret.  The Iconoclast cab was my house wine for many years.

The Iconoclast is fantabulous.  Their claret is excellent too.  I don't find the Chard too sweet, but I suppose that's personal preference.  It's a good summer night wine.
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« Reply #136 on: August 31, 2010, 10:09:11 pm »
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« Reply #137 on: August 31, 2010, 10:12:05 pm »
The Iconoclast is fantabulous.  Their claret is excellent too.  I don't find the Chard too sweet, but I suppose that's personal preference.  It's a good summer night wine.

It's a terrific winery.  My parents have lived in F-burg for the last 15 years or so, and Becker's wines are always on the table at their house.  My sister got married at the winery.  All their wines are good.
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« Reply #138 on: August 31, 2010, 10:16:19 pm »
Since the Oswalt and Berkman trades, the team is 19-12.  
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« Reply #139 on: August 31, 2010, 10:34:06 pm »
I assume me refusing to stand was for the last out.  It is a superstitous thing.  But I couldn't see at all and ended up standing for the last two pitches.
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« Reply #140 on: August 31, 2010, 10:39:59 pm »
I assume me refusing to stand was for the last out.  It is a superstitous thing.  But I couldn't see at all and ended up standing for the last two pitches.

Yep, that's what it was. Hope you had a great time.
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« Reply #141 on: August 31, 2010, 10:42:08 pm »
Yep, that's what it was. Hope you had a great time.

It was fun.  Anytime the Astros win is a good time.

First I had Bench stalking me from a parking garage then HH scanning the crowd shots for me.  I feel so popular.
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« Reply #142 on: August 31, 2010, 10:52:42 pm »
It was fun.  Anytime the Astros win is a good time.

First I had Bench stalking me from a parking garage then HH scanning the crowd shots for me.  I feel so popular.

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I assume me refusing to stand was for the last out.  It is a superstitous thing.  But I couldn't see at all and ended up standing for the last two pitches.

Good for you!  It offset some premature celebration in the GZ.

Was there a promotion last night?  29k fans for a Tues. night game isn't a bad showing considering the standings.
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« Reply #144 on: September 01, 2010, 08:46:28 am »
Good for you!  It offset some premature celebration in the GZ.

Was there a promotion last night?  29k fans for a Tues. night game isn't a bad showing considering the standings.

I do not think so.  There are usually a lot of Cards fans when they are in town.

And I watched the replay of the game, and Limey was shown in the 9th inning also.  But, I only saw myself once. 
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« Reply #145 on: September 01, 2010, 09:57:16 am »
I do not think so.  There are usually a lot of Cards fans when they are in town.

And I watched the replay of the game, and Limey was shown in the 9th inning also.  But, I only saw myself once. 

I had good seats the last two nights.  All free.  On Kiss Cam, on TV, 2 shitouts.  Good times.

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« Reply #146 on: September 01, 2010, 10:11:17 am »
Pooholes is nearly the same height as Bourn, but isn't hitting as well even though he remains a cocksucker.

Right.  Pujols is only second in the league in average, second in RBIs and first in HRs.
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« Reply #147 on: September 01, 2010, 10:12:16 am »
Right.  Pujols is only second in the league in average, second in RBIs and first in HRs.

Somebody staple Omar Infante to the bench to keep the Triple Crown race interesting.
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« Reply #148 on: September 01, 2010, 10:13:18 am »
Somebody staple Omar Infante to the bench to keep the Triple Crown race interesting.

Yeah, Infante's going to fuck that up, if he keeps playing.  And hitting.
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« Reply #149 on: September 01, 2010, 10:21:44 am »
Right.  Pujols is only second in the league in average, second in RBIs and first in HRs.

I meant this series.  Not the cocksucker thing - that's 24/7 - but the hitting thing.
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