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Re: And now, something completely different...
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2010, 01:34:59 pm »
Waldo will be in his b... nope, he's already back. Nm.
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Re: And now, something completely different...
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2010, 01:51:37 pm »
Waldo will be in his b... nope, he's already back. Nm.

Noe, why was Alkie in Waldo's bunk?
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Re: And now, something completely different...
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2010, 03:00:31 pm »
Heads up!

The batting practice equivalent of a double tap.
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Re: And now, something completely different...
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2010, 05:29:20 pm »
Heads up!

The batting practice equivalent of a double tap.

Back...and to the left.
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Re: And now, something completely different...
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2010, 09:44:29 am »
And in incredibly less amusing getting-nailed-in-the-head-at-the-ballpark news, parents: watch out for your kids!

A 13-year-old boy seated near Arizona's dugout just beyond the start of the protective netting was hit on the right side of the head in the fourth inning after San Francisco's Buster Posey lost his bat swinging at a pitch.

In the next at-bat, the Giants' Pablo Sandoval sent a foul ball into the upper deck, where it struck a 2-year-old girl on the forehead.


Both kids had to be taken to the hospital. 

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