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Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« on: August 15, 2010, 02:00:47 pm »
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 02:03:45 pm »
Oh, Milo. WooooooeeeeThereheisohwoah. How about that. Dave ready with the LP AL Scoreboard. Pence uh fans some times uh hey did you se that.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 02:06:26 pm »
I'm sitting behind a redneck Dan Hedaya in section 107. Happ is not sharp at all. Wild high all game, 37 strikes and 29 balls.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 02:10:02 pm »
Happy birthday to little Juany Pullerdressup.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 02:10:36 pm »
what's the score?
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2010, 02:12:52 pm »
2-1 Pirates. Happ's wildness got the better of him in the 4th.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2010, 02:17:36 pm »
We saw Footer on the way in. From a non-professional viewpoint, totally apart from her job performance, she is waaaay hotter in person than on TV.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2010, 02:20:27 pm »
I'm really enjoying the organist here instead of that blaring music. Nice.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2010, 02:24:52 pm »
Great diving play by Keppinger!

My 11-year old daughter, even though she is laughing,thinks the Hot Sauce Packet Race is stupid.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2010, 02:27:18 pm »
Bourn is totally lost at the plate.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2010, 02:28:48 pm »
We saw Footer on the way in. From a non-professional viewpoint, totally apart from her job performance, she is waaaay hotter in person than on TV.

she walked past me there on friday
and i thought she looked great
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2010, 02:30:23 pm »
footer retweeted this just now -
Lance Berkman limped off the field after stepping awkwardly on Bryan Bullington's foot during that double play.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2010, 02:35:18 pm »
The amount of PENCE!!! jerseys and t-shirts around here is staggering.

Action in the pen, maybe Melancon, can't tell. Happ has lost what little command he had.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2010, 02:36:48 pm »
are you guys sitting in the lodge?
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2010, 02:38:52 pm »
Wow. Good move by Wallace to get the runner at home after that bad throw by Sanchez.

My daughter thinks it's hilarious that Pence's eyes are always wide. "Does he EVER blink?"
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2010, 02:40:40 pm »
No, we're in the field boxes, section 107.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2010, 02:42:19 pm »
Lee just cracked the HPU in the head with his followthrough. You could hear it. Ow.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2010, 02:44:29 pm »
They're working on the ump. Just walked off to the clubhouse.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2010, 02:44:37 pm »
The amount of PENCE!!! jerseys and t-shirts around here is staggering.



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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2010, 02:46:25 pm »
Footer tweets that the game is held up while they bandage the ump.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2010, 02:49:44 pm »
Ok, wendlestedt replaces HPU. We're back.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2010, 02:52:49 pm »
Kepp drives in the tying run.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2010, 02:54:47 pm »
C'mon, Castro.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2010, 02:56:45 pm »
Castro with the single to right!

That Milledge guy can flat throw.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2010, 03:01:00 pm »
about time pedro!
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2010, 03:01:53 pm »
That insurance run was brought to you by State Farm.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2010, 03:01:53 pm »
Even Feliz got into the act. It'd be nice if Bourn could get a hit.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2010, 03:03:11 pm »
Even Feliz got into the act. It'd be nice if Bourn could get a hit.

poor michael
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2010, 03:03:40 pm »
Bourn is just swinging. And missing. He's lost right now.

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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2010, 03:04:38 pm »
Melancon in. He's got some giddyup.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2010, 03:06:49 pm »
Melancon has a broad span and load in his windup. First pitch FB was 94, 3 pitch K.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2010, 03:12:41 pm »
Bourn is just swinging. And missing. He's lost right now.

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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2010, 03:13:13 pm »
Great first inning by Melancon. I wonder how he looks pitching from the stretch though, since he has that big windup.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2010, 03:13:49 pm »
I'm sitting behind a redneck Dan Hedaya in section 107. Happ is not sharp at all. Wild high all game, 37 strikes and 29 balls.

Hey, I'm in 106 with my 4-year-old who has had a hot dog, cotton candy, ice cream, and is now with my wife on a trip to get a pretzel. Expect to see a little girl throwing up when she runs the bases after the game.

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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2010, 03:17:53 pm »
I'd like to see that, TJ. My daughter has declined to run the bases. I'm sad.

Pence is incredibly exasperating, but you can't fault his hustle.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2010, 03:32:07 pm »
Gunther hasn't been challenged in the field today, but his routes to the ball have been direct.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2010, 03:33:17 pm »
Chan Ho Park is still pitching?
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2010, 03:34:19 pm »
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2010, 03:35:51 pm »
Good to see Park hasn't changed.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2010, 03:40:40 pm »
8-2 after 8.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2010, 03:48:01 pm »
They just posted the HPU got 5 stitches.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2010, 03:52:06 pm »
Good Guys win, 8-2!
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2010, 04:52:28 pm »
Baseball and James Coney Island is a good day.
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Re: Starmen vs PuffyShirt 8/15/2010
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2010, 09:52:01 pm »
Hey, I'm in 106 with my 4-year-old who has had a hot dog, cotton candy, ice cream, and is now with my wife on a trip to get a pretzel. Expect to see a little girl throwing up when she runs the bases after the game.

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