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Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« on: August 10, 2010, 06:53:09 pm »
Lineups via FSHouston

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Bourn cf, Sanchez ss, Keppinger 2b, Pence rf, Lee lf, Johnson 3b, Wallace 1b, Castro c, Happ p

Braves

Infante 2b, Heyward rf, Jones 3b, Diaz lf, McCann c, Glaus 1b, Gonzalez ss, Cabrera cf, Jurrjens p

ETA: Heyward was a late scratch
« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 07:07:57 pm by OregonStrosFan »
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2010, 07:04:13 pm »
Fuck the Braves.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 07:17:50 pm »
SAnchez with a single after Bourn out 4-3; Keppinger out F9; Gunther out F8. End 1 0-0
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 07:23:38 pm »
Diaz out 1-3. McCann K. Glaus K. Side retired.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2010, 07:30:31 pm »
Wallace, hits it where they ain't.
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 07:34:33 pm »
Good hustle by Castro.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 07:35:51 pm »
Lee 6-3. Johnson singles on a line drive to CF. Wallace infield hit; Johnson to 2B. Castro FC 4-6. Runners on corners; two out. Happ FC 6-4 Side retired. 0-0 Top 3
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 07:36:22 pm »
Castro, "He runs good for a catcher."
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 07:37:07 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on August 10, 2010, 07:34:33 pm
Good hustle by Castro.

Thought y'all were at the Diamond watching Lyles?
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 07:44:22 pm »
Cabrera F9. Ankiel BB. Jurrgens Ks. Ankiel caught off base 1-3. Side retired. 0-0 Bottom 3.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 07:49:09 pm »
Bourn 6-3. Sanchez P4. Keppinger 6-3. 0-0 Top 4.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2010, 08:00:38 pm »
OSF, we.are - I just got here, anyway. Lyles is tall.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 08:02:06 pm »
Infante 5-3. Gonzalez F7. Jones 2B. Diaz IBB. McCann F8. 0-0 Bottom 4.
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2010, 08:10:29 pm »
Wallace has a seriously quick bat.
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2010, 08:12:01 pm »
Pence rolls over on first pitch 5-3. Lee (actually squared around on the first pitch) robbed by Ankiel F8. Johnson singles to RCF. Wallace Ks (questionable call by 3B Ump_. 0-0 Top 5.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2010, 08:14:42 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on August 10, 2010, 08:00:38 pm
OSF, we.are - I just got here, anyway. Lyles is tall.

How does he look? Besides the tall part.
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2010, 08:16:53 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on August 10, 2010, 08:00:38 pm
OSF, we.are - I just got here, anyway. Lyles is tall.

Wrist to ground length?
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2010, 08:18:49 pm »
Glaus 4-3. Cabrera 4-3. Ankiel K. 0-0 Bottom 5.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2010, 08:19:39 pm »
You know, maybe I'm out of line, but, fuck Bobby Cox!
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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2010, 08:21:01 pm »
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You know, maybe I'm out of line, but, fuck Bobby Cox!

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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2010, 08:22:39 pm »
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2010, 08:23:15 pm »
Larry with an errant throw!
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2010, 08:23:39 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on August 10, 2010, 08:19:39 pm
You know, maybe I'm out of line, but, fuck Bobby Cox!

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« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2010, 08:24:38 pm »
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Larry with an errant throw!

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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2010, 08:27:28 pm »
Castro singles to RF. Happ FC-E5 trying to get force at 2B. Bourn F7. Sanchez F9. Keppinger FC 5U. 0-0 Top 6.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2010, 08:34:49 pm »
Jurrgens Ks. Infante F9. Gonzalez F7. 0-0 Bottom 6.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2010, 08:37:43 pm »
nice play by chipper, but now he's hurt.
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2010, 08:38:44 pm »
Wow. 

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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2010, 08:42:27 pm »
Pence 5-3 Larry Wayne hurt. Conrad in at 3B. Lee 5-3. Johnson 5-3. 0-0 Top 7.
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2010, 08:42:39 pm »
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« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2010, 08:46:36 pm »
This is turning into the Brooks Conrad show.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2010, 08:48:35 pm »
Lyles has given up two no-doubter HRs. I can't judge his movement, but he's shown a FB around 91-92, pretty good curve that varies in sharpness and a good slider. Haven't seen a change I remember. They've hit him pretty solidly but the RR defense leaves a lot to be desired.

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« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2010, 08:51:30 pm »
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Austro says hi.

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« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2010, 08:53:33 pm »
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« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2010, 08:54:34 pm »
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« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2010, 08:56:10 pm »
Abad in for Lyles.
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« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2010, 08:56:31 pm »
Angel!
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« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2010, 08:56:34 pm »
Angel Sanchez is pretty good.
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« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2010, 08:57:05 pm »
Conrad BB. Lopez up in the bullpen. Diaz Ks. McCann BB. I think that Happ is done (106 pitches). Glaus 1B; Conrad scores 1-0 Bad Guys. Runners on 1B and 2B. Happ out; Lopez in. 6-4-3 on a spectacular glove toss by Sanchez. 1-0 Bottom 7.
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« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2010, 08:58:03 pm »
Thanks, Mr. Happy.
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« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2010, 09:03:45 pm »
Wallace out (I was distracted). Castro F7. Feliz on to pinch hit for Lopez (who threw only one pitch) 6-3. 1-0 Braves Top 8.
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« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2010, 09:04:22 pm »
Thinking Feliz would look awesome in an ATL jersey.
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« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2010, 09:06:52 pm »
Austro wants them to consider Lee at 3B.

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« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2010, 09:08:00 pm »
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Sampson's in, Alkie.

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« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2010, 09:10:01 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on August 10, 2010, 09:04:22 pm
Thinking Feliz would look awesome in an ATL jersey.

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« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2010, 09:10:20 pm »
Sampson - one pitch, double play.
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« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2010, 09:11:03 pm »
Lyon on to pitch. Ankiel P6. Jurrgens F9. Infante 3U. 1-0 Braves Bottom 8.
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« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2010, 09:13:48 pm »
Damn, you could see how much SBB wanted that triple.
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« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2010, 09:13:51 pm »
I love triples.
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« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2010, 09:14:00 pm »
Michael Fucking Bourn
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« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2010, 09:15:18 pm »
Quote from: Bench on August 10, 2010, 09:13:51 pm
I love triples.

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« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2010, 09:15:51 pm »
No.  Fucking.  Way. 
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« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2010, 09:16:11 pm »
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« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2010, 09:16:29 pm »
15 years later and the umps still give the Braves 6 inches off the plate.
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« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2010, 09:17:06 pm »
The umpire has gone mad. Angel Sanchez calls his own balls and strikes.
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« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2010, 09:17:08 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on August 10, 2010, 09:16:11 pm
You may feel free to check your cock at the door on your way out.  You won't be needing it anymore.

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« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2010, 09:17:19 pm »
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15 years later and the umps still give the Braves 6 inches off the plate.

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« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2010, 09:17:56 pm »
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You've moved on to writing marriage vows, I see.

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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2010, 09:18:54 pm »
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and now i'm cursing and crying...(fucking ptsd)

Did you not hear JD with a Walt F. Weiss reference earlier?
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« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2010, 09:18:56 pm »
Walt Weiss he ain't.

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« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2010, 09:18:58 pm »
Touch the damn plate, BOURN!

That was no Walt Fucking Weiss.
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« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2010, 09:19:35 pm »
OK, ump just missed him touching the plate.
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« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2010, 09:19:42 pm »
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Walt Fucking Weiss.

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« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2010, 09:19:52 pm »
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Touch the damn plate, BOURN!

That was no Walt Fucking Weiss.

He did.  HPU never made a safe signal, even after the second time Mikey touched it.
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« Reply #64 on: August 10, 2010, 09:19:52 pm »
HP Ump covering himself in glory this inning.
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« Reply #65 on: August 10, 2010, 09:20:11 pm »
Don't let 'em diss you like that Carlos.
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« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2010, 09:20:16 pm »
Oh, thanks for that in depth Weiss description, Brownie.
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« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2010, 09:20:58 pm »
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Don't let 'em diss you like that Carlos.

Intentional walk to Pence, for those of you keeping score someplace other than home.

Pitching change.  First and second, one out, Caballo.
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Intentional walk to Pence, for those of you keeping score someplace other than home.

Pitching change.  First and second, one out, Caballo.

Vodka cranberry time?
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Vodka cranberry time?

Absolut-ely.

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Absolut-ely.

Amazing how well it works.

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« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2010, 09:23:36 pm »
I don't believe.   What I just saw.
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« Reply #72 on: August 10, 2010, 09:23:40 pm »
Damnit, I've already seen this episode
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« Reply #73 on: August 10, 2010, 09:23:40 pm »
haha God the Braves suck at this whole "fielding" thing.
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« Reply #74 on: August 10, 2010, 09:23:43 pm »
These new braves are a lot more fun to play than the old ones.
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« Reply #75 on: August 10, 2010, 09:24:13 pm »
Alex Gonzalez trying to single-handedly erase memories of Walt Fucking Weiss.
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« Reply #76 on: August 10, 2010, 09:24:46 pm »
Fucking stupid Hunter.

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« Reply #77 on: August 10, 2010, 09:25:18 pm »
That was a tough safe call to make, what with him staring right fucking at it.

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« Reply #78 on: August 10, 2010, 09:25:20 pm »
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I have only Goose, or blue label Smirnoff (which sucks). 

It's the spirit that counts.  I'm actually at home clutching a Mount Gay and club soda in one hand and a glass of New Zealand pinot in the other.

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« Reply #79 on: August 10, 2010, 09:25:24 pm »
He beat the throw, but the tag stayed on as he slid over the bag.
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He beat the throw, but the tag stayed on as he slid over the bag.

Didn't look like he ever came off the bag to me, and Hickock was starting his windup before that.
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« Reply #81 on: August 10, 2010, 09:26:40 pm »
Look at the last replay.  He's clearly off the bag until the trailing foot hits.
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« Reply #82 on: August 10, 2010, 09:26:48 pm »
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Didn't look like he ever came off the bag to me, and Hickock was starting his windup before that.

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« Reply #83 on: August 10, 2010, 09:26:59 pm »
How in the fucking world are the Braves sniffing the playoffs?
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« Reply #84 on: August 10, 2010, 09:27:07 pm »
Tanner Boyle in at 1b.
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« Reply #85 on: August 10, 2010, 09:27:36 pm »
"Glaus looked like a jenga tower coming down."
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #86 on: August 10, 2010, 09:27:52 pm »
Bourn 3B to RF! Sanchez K. Keppinger grounds to SS-FC RBI, Gonzalez comes home but Bourn scores because McCann couldn't get control of the ball. 1-1. Pence IBB. Wife Beater out to make pitching change; Moylan on to pitch to Lee. Lee grounds to SS, Gonzalez tries an ill-advised throw to 2B, error on throw, Keppinger scores! 2-1 Good Guys. Gunther cut down trying to swipe 3B (questionable call by 3B umpire). Johnson on a broken bat, seeing eye single; Lee to 3B. Cox out to make pitching change.
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« Reply #87 on: August 10, 2010, 09:28:36 pm »
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It's the spirit that counts.  I'm actually at home clutching a Mount Gay and club soda in one hand and a glass of New Zealand pinot in the other.

Hickock is not impressed.

Went Goose.  While I was making it, 3B Ump spit the bit but Kepp trotted home for the go ahead already. 
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« Reply #88 on: August 10, 2010, 09:28:42 pm »
Calling that a single is very generous.
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« Reply #89 on: August 10, 2010, 09:29:32 pm »
Oh, c'mon.  Let Wallace face the lefty.
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"Glaus looked like a jenga tower coming down."

Neeeeeeeeyaaaaawwwww. Sploosh.
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« Reply #91 on: August 10, 2010, 09:32:10 pm »
All-Georgia umpiring crew.
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« Reply #92 on: August 10, 2010, 09:32:30 pm »
Venters on to pitch. Two out; runners on corners. Michaels PH for Wallace Ks. 2-1 Astros Top 9.
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Pilot!!!
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« Reply #94 on: August 10, 2010, 09:34:04 pm »
That was an amazingly entertaining half inning. Just rewatched at double speed, and the only thing missing was some yakety sax.
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That was an amazingly entertaining half inning. Just rewatched at double speed, and the only thing missing was some yakety sax Sarah Palin.

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« Reply #96 on: August 10, 2010, 09:36:23 pm »
Fuck.
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« Reply #97 on: August 10, 2010, 09:36:57 pm »
Dammit, Lidstrom.  How the hell do you let Brooks Conrad go upper deck?
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« Reply #98 on: August 10, 2010, 09:37:00 pm »
Who didn't see that coming.   Really.
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« Reply #99 on: August 10, 2010, 09:37:52 pm »
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Who didn't see that coming.   Really.

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« Reply #100 on: August 10, 2010, 09:38:39 pm »
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Yeah I totally saw that coming a mile away.

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« Reply #101 on: August 10, 2010, 09:42:21 pm »
Mood killer.
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« Reply #102 on: August 10, 2010, 09:42:31 pm »
God.  dammit.
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« Reply #103 on: August 10, 2010, 09:42:48 pm »
Well, I had May for Lindstrom first losing the closer's spot.  So that's swell.
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« Reply #104 on: August 10, 2010, 09:43:11 pm »
This might explain how they're sniffing the playoffs.
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« Reply #105 on: August 10, 2010, 09:43:30 pm »
Blum in at 1B; Lindstrom on to pitch, who hasn't had a save since July 16. Gonzalez 1B. Conrad HR into upper deck 3-2 Braves. Shitfuck. I don't like the Michaels pinch hit appearance because Blum bats second in the ninth and will bat RH against, presumably, Gas Can. Diaz Ks. McCann 6-3. Glaus HR 4-2 Braves. Lindstrom out; Chacin in.
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« Reply #106 on: August 10, 2010, 09:43:43 pm »
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This might explain how they're sniffing the playoffs.

They get to face Lindstrom nightly?
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« Reply #107 on: August 10, 2010, 09:44:34 pm »
I fudged up, guys. 

I made an Absolute 8th...with Grey Goose.  Things went to shit shortly thereafter.

It's on me, although I think Lindstrom shoulders some of the blame. Glad they knocked the rust off him yesterday.   
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« Reply #108 on: August 10, 2010, 09:46:18 pm »
Cabrera 4-3. 4-2 Braves Bottom 9.
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« Reply #109 on: August 10, 2010, 09:48:14 pm »
Fuck.  Billy.  Wagner.  Pleeeeease. 
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« Reply #110 on: August 10, 2010, 09:49:20 pm »
His "other" pitch is still shit.
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« Reply #111 on: August 10, 2010, 09:51:28 pm »
1B Ump has a date with a slimy hooker.
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« Reply #112 on: August 10, 2010, 09:52:05 pm »
Astros could use a couple of Wagner's "Perfect Pitches" right about now.
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« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2010, 09:52:15 pm »
Unfortunately, Biggio is no longer active.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2010, 09:52:54 pm »
This whole crew is mostly clueless.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #115 on: August 10, 2010, 09:53:25 pm »
oh well.

go get'em tomorrow boys.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #116 on: August 10, 2010, 09:53:34 pm »
Gas Can on. Bourgeois PH for Castro 4-3 on excellent play by Infante. Blum 1-18 hittting right-handed this year Ks. Bourn 5-3 4-2 Braves. Shitfuck.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #117 on: August 10, 2010, 09:54:05 pm »
Quote from: Limey on August 10, 2010, 09:44:34 pm
I fudged up, guys.  

I made an Absolute 8th...with Grey Goose.  Things went to shit shortly thereafter.

It's on me, although I think Lindstrom shoulders some of the blame. Glad they knocked the rust off him yesterday.  

The Absolute Eighth works only for the eighth.  There's no ninth inning mojo to it.

I think it was the lack of oreos that's to blame.  Better stock up.
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Re: Braves at 'Stros, 8/10/10
« Reply #118 on: August 12, 2010, 12:31:19 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on August 10, 2010, 08:38:44 pm
Wow. 

Larry Wayne's career ends in Houston after all.

Torn ACL.  He's done.
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