Gonzalez breaks his bat on one of those sliders and it drops down the line in left. Ankiel legs it in and scores ahead of the throw from Sanchez but Castro throws to Kepp and Gonzalez is caught in a rundown...except Kepp holds the ball too long and Gonzalez is safe at third past the tag.Minor singles to right BUT PENCE THROWS HIM OUT AT FIRST!
Gunther with his predictable rollover to SS.
It's quiet in here. Too quiet.
Bwa ha ha ha ha! How NOT to get laid!
Epic fail by the dude bailing on the foul ball.
CJ drops a flare into center just past second and Caballo stampedes home with the tying run!
Lip piercing tells all.
Wallace rockets a double into the corner in right and it's 3-2 Good Guys!
So why has Wallace been sitting against lefties, exactly?
No reason Wallace shouldn't be on 3B after that.
I wasn't watching, but Clark may have held him up.
Castro is having a tough time adjusting at the plate.
He is, but this Minor is pretty good. He got dinked this inning.
Patty should make that blonde chick the Fan of the Game, and then let JD have a few words with Lippy.
Except the hit by Wallace. That was a pea.
Patti giving him some well-deserved shit!
"I lost it in the lights!" Please...
Holy shit! It's Comcast!
Now that they're slapping the ball around I've got to go whip up some dinner. If anyone wants PBP, have at it.
DAMNIT! I stepped out for ~15 mins to hit some golf balls and came back to find that rather than still being paused, the DVR had switched to record something else. Hope someone captured this
Do you have a net out back?
A run without a hit. Nice.
Your 2010 Astros!
Castro does not look comfortable against Minorat the plate period.
I just wish an SnSer would have been in that section to cock-slap that twisted old fruit!
He's just how God made him, Sir!
No Alkie tonight? It must be Date Night at the Shake Shack.
I don't think Alkie got what he was expecting when he went to the Shake Shack for the first time.
Don't hit Angel Sanchez. You wouldn't like him when he's mad.
Farnsworth doesn't look sharp tonight. C'mon Sanchez, who gets a BB. Runners on the corners, one out.
The only thing he's getting over is the slider (per JD). He's hung most of those (per Limey).
Farnsworth does have some sweet Rec-Specs.
Even Ricky Vaughan called to make fun of them.
Don't let 'em dis you like that Carlos!
He's only wearing them until he can find a pair that are more "him".
Kabong knocks the shit out of one for an RBI single.At least that's how it will look in the box score.
12 seconds. ASSHOLE!
The gaps are getting larger. What are you drinking?
Net neutrality is my friend.
CJ singles; two runs score. Poor decision to go home by Hinske.
I fucking hate these Mr. Opportunity commercials. Although they seem to be running all the hits tonight...Amstel Light, Dust Mites...where's the TexMessage?
JD: "A Series of Unfortunate Events"
I enjoy watching Dave Clark windmilling runners home.
Again, who says Wallace can't hit lefties?
Wallace greets portsider with another single. Byrdak will get a vulture win tonight.
Brownie said that must make the starters irritated with you. JD: "Irritated? They flat out hate you!"
One thing I've noticed about Wallace, he doesn't seem to chit-chat with anyone at first.
Pretty dry interview, too. He's all business
SBB needs a hit
He may have a side of ham down each pant leg, though.
Lindstrom on. Why? That .289 BAA is troublesome to me.
Yeah, why use your closer in the first game of a series when it's a blowout?
Working on confidence?
Gonzalez F7 Two down. Melky Cabrera on to PH for the pitcher. 4-3 Game over. Good guys win 10-4.
Rookies should be seen glared at and not heard.
Actually, this part was better:Forgive me if I'm not ultra sympathetic to the plight of Sarah, the girlfriend (who based on her soundbites may or may not be Les Miles' niece). Honestly, dating a dude with a flat-billed chachcap tipped deep to the right at a 45-degree angle and then complaining about him bailing on a foul ball that beans you is a little like having unprotected sex with Paris Hilton and then complaining about the burning sensation the next morning. Red flags everywhere, Sarah. Common sense warned you. You chose not to listen.
