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Just call me....
« on: August 04, 2010, 08:13:52 am »
Grandpa.

~6:30 pm yesterday, my granddaughter arrived.
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 08:15:29 am »
Congrats Grandpa.
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 08:22:20 am »
Congrats! Please do your best to shelter her from Lisa Gray.
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 08:25:55 am »
Outstanding!  Keep the Grandpa moniker. Stay away from the silly names people use these days. Popsie, PeePaw, etc....
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 08:34:41 am »
Congrats!

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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 08:37:48 am »
Whaaaaaaaaaa?  Well HOT DAMN!  Congratulations ETA...
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2010, 08:45:46 am »
Grandpa.

~6:30 pm yesterday, my granddaughter arrived.


Shit, we'll probably have to give you more strokes on our next golf outing. Congratulations!
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2010, 08:48:09 am »
Excellent! Congratulations!
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2010, 09:14:43 am »
Cool! Congratulations!
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2010, 09:21:40 am »
FREAKING AWESOME!!  Downside is that this officially makes you an old fart, you should start trying out rocking chairs and test driving Rascals.
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2010, 09:38:34 am »
Congrats!

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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2010, 09:53:14 am »
Jesus, this site is getting old.

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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2010, 10:54:39 am »
join the  club nothing like it in the world and congrats
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2010, 11:24:12 am »
Congrats, ETA!

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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2010, 11:28:33 am »
Outstanding!  Keep the Grandpa moniker. Stay away from the silly names people use these days. Popsie, PeePaw, etc....

Amen to this.  My nephew's grandfather (not my father, the other one) is referred to as Papparoni.  And they're not really Italian.  I always envision the day, 20 years hence, when this young man has to tell a friend that "Papparoni" has cancer.
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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2010, 11:45:18 am »
Outstanding!  Keep the Grandpa moniker. Stay away from the silly names people use these days. Popsie, PeePaw, etc....

Great news, ETA, congrats.  We're probably 5 to 10 years away from that, but I'm looking forward to it. 
I was thinking, since I have step kids whose father is still involved with them (and would, of course, receive the Grandpa moniker), that I'd like for any grand kids to call me Pops, a la Speed Racer...


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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2010, 12:01:36 pm »
Thanks, everyone. I'm not sure I will ever worry about what she calls me, I just hope I get to hear it a lot. It has been a long time since I got to hold the baby. It reminds me of a lot of wonderful times.

As for golf, gleach has taught me how to handle the little girl on the course....
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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2010, 12:27:34 pm »
FREAKING AWESOME!!  Downside is that this officially makes you an old fart, you should start trying out rocking chairs and test driving Rascals.

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Congratulations, ETA.

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« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2010, 12:58:05 pm »
Grandpa.

~6:30 pm yesterday, my granddaughter arrived.


Congratulations, Grandpa!!  How's Grandma holding up?
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« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2010, 01:01:16 pm »
Congratulations, Grandpa!!  How's Grandma holding up?

As always, a queen.

Thanks!
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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2010, 01:11:22 pm »
I shall raise a glass of Old Grand-Dad in your honor. Congratulations!
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2010, 03:13:23 pm »
Grandpa.

~6:30 pm yesterday, my granddaughter arrived.


Excellent news, ETA. Enjoy!

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« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2010, 09:12:21 am »
Awwwwww, a little baby girl to be the apple of her Grandpa's eye.

Mucho congratulations, ETA. Ten fingers, ten toes, all healthy?
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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2010, 09:35:55 am »
Congratulation!
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« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2010, 09:38:37 am »
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2010, 10:57:15 am »
Only one?
Well, he did just get married, maybe he's a little skint...

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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2010, 11:16:58 am »
YAY!
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« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2010, 11:26:14 am »
Thanks, again, everyone. I went to see her again last night. I got to do the feed, burp, hold, rock to sleep thing again for the first time in....way too long.

I think she likes me.

Mom and Dad wouldn't let me take her home.

Y'all should have told me how great this is.
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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2010, 01:49:33 pm »
My dad says that if could have figured out a way to be a grandpa with out being a father first, he would have jumped at it.
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« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2010, 04:30:23 pm »
My dad says that if could have figured out a way to be a grandpa with out being a father first, he would have jumped at it.

Easy.  Adopt a grown-up.
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