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'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« on: July 21, 2010, 02:14:19 pm »
0-0 end of the 3rd.

Lineups:

Bourgeois
Sanchez
Berkman
Lee
Pence
Kepp
CJ
Q
Myers

vs.

Shitbag
Douchebag
Fuckwagon
Shithole
Cuntlicker
Assmuncher
Dumbfuck
Shitforbrains
Cocksucker


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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 02:15:15 pm »
Cool, pots started a thread while I was writing this.  Feel free to delete.
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 02:16:39 pm »
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 02:17:50 pm »
Crap.  Totally forgot it was a day game.
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 02:18:36 pm »
4 backwards Ks through 3 for Myers
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 02:24:47 pm »
2 more Ks of the swinging variety.  6 total through 4.

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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 02:30:27 pm »
JD: Myers hit that one "like a cricket player trying to protect the wicket."

In case Limey missed that one...
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 02:43:41 pm »
Another looking K for Myers but Lee's defense and Sanchez' bobble allows Lilly to score from first on a double.
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 02:45:47 pm »
Another looking K for Myers but Lee's defense and Sanchez bobble allows Lilly to score from first on a double.

So, cocksucker scored on a double by fuckwagon?
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 02:53:51 pm »
So, cocksucker scored on a double by fuckwagon?
nope, Douchebag

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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 02:55:24 pm »
nope, Douchebag

You gonna let him talk to you like that MikeyBoy?
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 02:57:54 pm »
Great last AB by Pence.

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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 02:57:54 pm »
8 Ks through 6 for Myers.  Still 1-0.  Only about 74 pitches for Myers.

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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 03:01:03 pm »
wow, Lilly just misses Johnson's helmet and catches the bat for a strike

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 03:02:30 pm »
Great last AB by Pence.

/sarcasm

That was an ugly AB even for Spaz standards.
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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 03:05:18 pm »
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 03:05:37 pm »
That was an ugly AB even for Spaz standards.

I felt embarrassed watching it.

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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 03:08:43 pm »
Another easy inning.  Myers to leadoff next inning, will he bat? 

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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 03:11:14 pm »
nope, Myers pulled for Feliz

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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 03:11:35 pm »
who immediately hits a homerun!!

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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 03:13:28 pm »
Just got here but been watching the game. Myers threw like a champ today and even had an unassisted out at first. only run given up was on a badly misplayed ball by El Cafatend in left.
Unga bungaed by the BBGs.

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« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 03:14:15 pm »
Lou to the mound. Lilly to the dugout.
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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 03:20:07 pm »
Hack up. I expect a K here
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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2010, 03:20:58 pm »
Hack up. I expect a K here

He almost went on the pitch 3 feet outside>
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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 03:21:39 pm »
Wow he popped out on a 1-2 pitch. At least he hit it.
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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2010, 03:24:59 pm »
Castro flies out to center. 1 down bottom 8.
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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2010, 03:25:50 pm »
Lindstrom is pitching??!! WTH?
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2010, 03:26:28 pm »
Did Cecil Cooper win the "manage the club for a day" contest?
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2010, 03:27:20 pm »
Lee flies out to center. 2 down.
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2010, 03:29:49 pm »
Aramiz batting:

Ball 1 inside
Foul ball 1-1
foul ball 1-2
some fat guy out in the street waiting for the homer
single to left that Fat end bobbles giving Aramis 2nd. Geez
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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2010, 03:32:34 pm »
I am talking to myself. Am I Alkie?

Byrd up

Schwing and a miss 0-1
foul ball 0-2
foul tip 0-2
Castro and Colvin about to make love in the dugout. Must be the promotion in Wrigley today.
grounder to third Johnson to Berkman 3 down.
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2010, 03:32:47 pm »
well, if Lee gets on this inning, Bourn will be replacing him.

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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2010, 03:35:07 pm »
Come to Wrigley to watch them play the worst team in the NL and watch the two best rookies in the NL make love during the 8th inning. Only the Cubs.
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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2010, 03:36:39 pm »
Lee flies out to left. 1 down. At least Spaz isn't batting this inning.

Keppinger up so that means he hasn't been traded yet.

0-2
watches strike 3. 2 down.
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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2010, 03:38:59 pm »
Johnson up. Not literally thats the guys name.

ball 1
ball 2
ball 3
curve for a strike
foul ball 3-2
swing at a curve that nearly hit the Astros dugout rails. 3 down.
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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2010, 03:40:31 pm »
Thanks for the PBP.
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« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2010, 03:43:13 pm »
Lindstrom still pitching.

fukodome up

ball 1
single to left
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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2010, 03:46:10 pm »
Koyie Hill up

ball 1
fouled off bunt 1-1
ball 2
fouled off bunt 2-2
schwing and a miss at ball 3 and then breaks bat on his leg. That rocked.
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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2010, 03:48:26 pm »
Theriot up. 0 fer 3 today

Foul ball 0-1
ball 1
ball 2 inside
single to left, played well and strong throw home from Lee (go figure), fukodome held at 3rd. 2 on
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« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2010, 03:49:57 pm »
Soriano up pinch hitting. 1st and 3rd 1 out

ball 1 inside
fly out to center, not very deep burgeios rifles strike home. fukodome holds. 1st and 3rd 2 out
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2010, 03:50:21 pm »
Thanks for the PBP.
You're welcome double M
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« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2010, 03:50:49 pm »
Mills out to the mound. Byrdak coming in to face Colvin.
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« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2010, 03:51:10 pm »
Theriot up. 0 fer 3 today

Foul ball 0-1
ball 1
ball 2 inside
single to left, played well and strong throw home from Lee (go figure), fukodome held at 3rd. 2 on

so, even when he makes a good play, you have to take a shot?
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« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2010, 03:54:35 pm »
Tyler Colvin up. 0 fer 4 today

ball 1 outside
steerike one on outside corner. Theriot takes 2nd
schwing and a miss at a good fastball 1-2
curve ball outside gets him swinging. going to 10th
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« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2010, 03:56:37 pm »
so, even when he makes a good play, you have to take a shot?
Well I acknowledged the good play.
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« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2010, 03:57:53 pm »
Cashner pitching. Castro pinch hitting. Bourn must be hurt.

ball 1
ball 2
ball 3
taking all the way strike 1
ball 4

Castro on 1st nobody out.
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« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2010, 03:58:07 pm »
Let's play 2

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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2010, 03:59:14 pm »
Nope Bourn not hurt. He is pinch hitting now for Byrdak.

Lays down bunt. Castro thrown out at 2nd. Bourn on 1st 1 out



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« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2010, 04:00:26 pm »
Jason Bourgeois up.

ball 1 high
throw over
throw over
check swing grounder to 1st. Bourn forced at 2nd.

JB on 1st 2 out.
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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2010, 04:01:09 pm »
Angel Sanchez up. 2 fer 4 today

ground ball to 2nd 3 away
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« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2010, 04:02:48 pm »
Whats the chances of the good guys getting traded before the deadline?

Oswalt
Berkman
Lee
Myers
Keppinger
Pence
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« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2010, 04:04:06 pm »
I am talking to myself. Am I Alkie?

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« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2010, 04:04:39 pm »
Bourn in center, Castro catching, Lyon pitching.

Castro batting.

Line drive down the left field line into the corner. Lee gets it back to the infield. Double
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« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2010, 04:08:30 pm »
Lee up.

Good pitch down for strike 1
foul tip 0-2
ball 1 outside
foul ball 1-2
curve just off the corner 2-2
foul back 2-2
fly ball to center. Castro tags, Bourn throws off his back foot. Castro is safe. on 3rd with one out
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« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2010, 04:08:33 pm »
Bourn in center, Castro catching, Lyon pitching.

Castro batting.

Line drive down the left field line into the corner. Lee gets it back to the infield. Double

This isn't going to end well, is it?
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« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2010, 04:12:07 pm »
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« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2010, 04:12:10 pm »
Bases are now loaded, 1 out.
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« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2010, 04:12:26 pm »
Intentional walk to Ramirez. 1st and 3rd 1 out

Castro is fast. On replay throw wasn't that bad from Bourn he just beat it.


Byrd up: infield in

schweing and a miss 0-1
ball just off the corner. maybe not even. 1-1
ball high 2-1 Ramirez takes 2nd
curve outside 3-1
ball 4 high
bases loaded 1 out
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« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2010, 04:16:19 pm »
Meetin at the mound. Stay in the dirt Coach Mills.

Fukodome up: infield in outfield in

foul down 1st base line 0-1
ball inside
ball outside 2-1
fouled back 2-2
good pitch is swung at and missed 2 down
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« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2010, 04:19:15 pm »
Geovany Soto pinch hitting:

ball high 1-0
Castro the Astro to the mound
Castro the Cub on 3rd
high and outside 2-0
off speed down the middle 2-1
popped up to left....Lee under it.... we go to the 11th
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« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2010, 04:20:00 pm »
Houston Houdinis do it again.
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« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2010, 04:22:51 pm »
Justin Berg in to pitch:

Berkman up to bat left handed for the first time today: 0 fer 4 today

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« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2010, 04:23:32 pm »
Pence up: 0 fer 4 today

broken bat fly out to center 2 down
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« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2010, 04:24:50 pm »
Lee up: 0 fer 4 today

dribbler down the 3rd base line thrown out by Soto. going to the bottom of the 11th.
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« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2010, 04:25:04 pm »
I'd love to hear a loop of how many times DoRay have said "they don't even make (pitcher's name) work for it" after an inning.
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« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2010, 04:25:36 pm »
He threw 6 pitches.
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« Reply #66 on: July 21, 2010, 04:27:08 pm »
Lyon still pitching. Theriot batting:


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« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2010, 04:27:42 pm »
DoRay just creamed themselves over Lyon's unsuccessful attempt to beat Theriot to the bag.
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« Reply #68 on: July 21, 2010, 04:28:17 pm »
Middle of the lineup is 0-15 with 5 Ks
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« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2010, 04:28:33 pm »
Trainer out to check on Lyon. Arm is bleeding. Lyon staying in the game.

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« Reply #70 on: July 21, 2010, 04:29:18 pm »
Fontenot up.

Another bunt Berkman to Keppinger. 1 out. Theriot on 2nd
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« Reply #71 on: July 21, 2010, 04:29:51 pm »
Colvin up.

Intentional walk. Castro up.
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« Reply #72 on: July 21, 2010, 04:34:20 pm »
Castro the Cub batting:

Castro the Astro catching:

swing and miss good slider 0-1
slider outside 1-1
slider in dirt 2-1
swing and miss 2-2
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fly out to center. Theriot tags and makes it to 3rd. 2 down
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« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2010, 04:36:39 pm »
Lee up: 2 fer 4 today with a walk


ball outside Colvin takes 2nd.
foul back 1-1
outside 2-1
fly out to Pence in right. To the 12th
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« Reply #74 on: July 21, 2010, 04:38:16 pm »
If we play enough innings, Pence might have a good plate appearance.
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« Reply #75 on: July 21, 2010, 04:42:34 pm »
Howry pitching: Kepp batting


fastball outside corner 0-1
foul ball 0-2
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Sampson amd Chacin in bullpen
just foul down the right field line
foul down the right field line fukudome crashes into wall 0-2
single to center. Kepp on first
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« Reply #76 on: July 21, 2010, 04:42:46 pm »
DoRay just creamed themselves over Lyon's unsuccessful attempt to beat Theriot to the bag.

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« Reply #77 on: July 21, 2010, 04:44:30 pm »
Johnson up.

inside corner 0-1
single to left 1st and 2nd none out
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« Reply #78 on: July 21, 2010, 04:45:55 pm »
Russell Stevens up in the pen. Oh wait Russell and Stevens up in the pen.

Castro the Astro up.

Tries to bunt a ball in the dirt 0-1
bunts back to the pitcher Kepp out at 3rd. Good grief
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« Reply #79 on: July 21, 2010, 04:46:54 pm »
Lou to the mound. Is it just the Astros that can't execute a sacrifice bunt or is it a league wide problem?

Pitching change.
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« Reply #80 on: July 21, 2010, 04:48:16 pm »
Is it just the Astros that can't execute a secrifice bunt or is it a league wide problem?

I'm following this on Gamecast and was thinking the same damn thing.   unbelievable
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« Reply #81 on: July 21, 2010, 04:49:54 pm »
Russell pitching: Bourn batting:

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ground ball to 2nd. Bourn out at first. 2nd and 3rd with 2 out.
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« Reply #82 on: July 21, 2010, 04:50:19 pm »
Anybody left on the bench now that Michaels is in?  Q?
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« Reply #83 on: July 21, 2010, 04:50:37 pm »
Jason Michaels pinch hitting for Lyon. Lou to the mound. Stevens in to pitch.
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« Reply #84 on: July 21, 2010, 04:51:03 pm »
Anybody left on the bench now that Michaels is in?  Q?
Q started today. I think Michaels is it.
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« Reply #85 on: July 21, 2010, 04:52:24 pm »
JASON MICHAELS!!
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« Reply #86 on: July 21, 2010, 04:52:35 pm »
Q started today. I think Michaels is it.

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« Reply #88 on: July 21, 2010, 04:53:02 pm »
Jeff Stevens is in. Nobody else in the Cubs bullpen.

Michaels batting.

strike one called
yessss. Double in the gap 3-1 stros
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« Reply #89 on: July 21, 2010, 04:53:09 pm »
Wooooaaahhhhhhhhhhhh  Wooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh  Well would you look AT THAT!

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Who's going to pitch the bottom?
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« Reply #91 on: July 21, 2010, 04:53:43 pm »
Jeff Stevens is in. Nobody else in the Cubs bullpen.

Michaels batting.

strike one called
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« Reply #92 on: July 21, 2010, 04:54:31 pm »
I was just yelling at the little animated ball on my gamecast to get over the little blue player markers' heads.  Very odd experience.

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« Reply #93 on: July 21, 2010, 04:54:56 pm »
i was behind on the dvr.

0-2 to JB
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« Reply #94 on: July 21, 2010, 04:54:58 pm »
WhoooHaaaaaa....nobody's gonna get it..............Wow look at that!!!!!!
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« Reply #95 on: July 21, 2010, 04:55:02 pm »
I guess Bagwell woke up.
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« Reply #96 on: July 21, 2010, 04:55:16 pm »
I was just yelling at the little animated ball on my gamecast to get over the little blue player markers' heads.  Very odd experience.

Glad it responded.

Chacin ready to pitch.
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« Reply #97 on: July 21, 2010, 04:57:01 pm »
Astros go ahead and seagulls start dropping turds on the bleacher bums. It's a beautiful day!
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« Reply #98 on: July 21, 2010, 04:57:29 pm »
Astros go ahead and seagulls start dropping turds on the bleacher bums. It's a beautiful day!

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« Reply #99 on: July 21, 2010, 04:58:20 pm »
Berkman up:

Swing and a miss 0-1
The booing is loud. Someone is getting fired.
foul ball 0-2
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foul ball
ball 2
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« Reply #100 on: July 21, 2010, 04:58:52 pm »
Maybe Oswalt will pitch the 12th and get a save to drive his trade value up.
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« Reply #101 on: July 21, 2010, 05:02:43 pm »
Chacin for his first career save opportunity according to WGN.

Ramirez up.

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foul ball 0-2
outside 1-2
outside 2-2
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pop up to short 1 down
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« Reply #102 on: July 21, 2010, 05:05:09 pm »
Byrd up.

outside 1-0
low 2-0
swing and miss
foul
Brenly says most of the time you can compliment the opposition in game they have shut you down but not today. Myers pitched a whale of a game and if not for a misplay would have won in 9 so cram it Brenly.
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« Reply #103 on: July 21, 2010, 05:06:10 pm »
Fukodome up

outside 1-0
outside 2-0
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« Reply #104 on: July 21, 2010, 05:08:38 pm »
Soto up:

strike on outside corner. fukodome takes 2nd
foul 0-2
foul
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« Reply #105 on: July 21, 2010, 05:09:09 pm »
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« Reply #106 on: July 21, 2010, 05:10:17 pm »
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« Reply #107 on: July 21, 2010, 05:11:48 pm »
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
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« Reply #108 on: July 21, 2010, 05:12:09 pm »
Theriot up:

foul ball
outside 1-1
outside 2-1
Castro the Astro to the mound.
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foul
Sampson up in the pen.
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« Reply #109 on: July 21, 2010, 05:16:11 pm »
Jeff Baker (the last guy on the bench is PH) Randy Wells will pitch if they tie it.

.333 against lefties
.052 against righties.

And Chacin is still in the game.

ball high.
ball low 2-0
outside 3-0
wherever Oswalt goes duct tape Chacin to him.
strike one
foul
ball four

1st and 2nd
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« Reply #110 on: July 21, 2010, 05:17:18 pm »
Another Rolaids moment, brought to you by the Houston Astros.
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« Reply #111 on: July 21, 2010, 05:17:47 pm »
Colvin up.

foul 0-1
flyout to right. FINALLY!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #112 on: July 21, 2010, 05:18:20 pm »
Chacin with the win and he looks like he just got hit by a truck.
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« Reply #113 on: July 21, 2010, 05:18:33 pm »
and exhale. 
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« Reply #114 on: July 21, 2010, 05:18:45 pm »
Good evening all. Have a nice night.
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« Reply #115 on: July 21, 2010, 05:18:59 pm »
Fuck the Cubs!
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« Reply #116 on: July 21, 2010, 05:19:12 pm »
had Lopez been used?
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« Reply #117 on: July 21, 2010, 05:19:23 pm »
Chacin with the win and he looks like he just got hit by a truck.

I think Lyon got the save, but, yeah.  I feel the same way and I'm not even watching the game.
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« Reply #118 on: July 21, 2010, 05:19:32 pm »
Chacin with the win and he looks like he just got hit by a truck.
Chacin got the save.
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« Reply #119 on: July 21, 2010, 05:19:54 pm »
I think Lyon got the save, but, yeah.  I feel the same way and I'm not even watching the game.

Right. Lyon the win, Chacin the save.
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Re: 'Stros @ Wrigley 7/21/10
« Reply #120 on: July 21, 2010, 05:20:06 pm »
had Lopez been used?
No. He and Sampson were still available.
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« Reply #121 on: July 21, 2010, 05:20:27 pm »
had Lopez been used?

Nope.

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« Reply #122 on: July 21, 2010, 05:21:01 pm »
Right. Lyon the win, Chacin the save.

Uhhh. Right.  I confused me.
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« Reply #123 on: July 21, 2010, 05:21:36 pm »
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« Reply #124 on: July 21, 2010, 05:51:17 pm »
I was listening to the last 3 innings on XM. Listening to Santo was hilarious: "Ohhhhh." "Sheesh." "Why to they make it so hard?" "How hard can it be?" (after blowing the second runner-on-third-with-one-out opportunity) and on and on.

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« Reply #125 on: July 21, 2010, 06:16:43 pm »
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« Reply #126 on: July 21, 2010, 08:35:07 pm »
I was listening to the last 3 innings on XM. Listening to Santo was hilarious: "Ohhhhh." "Sheesh." "Why to they make it so hard?" "How hard can it be?" (after blowing the second runner-on-third-with-one-out opportunity) and on and on.

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i even love the 2-run homer in the bottom of the 12th. sooooooo close...but still a loss.

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« Reply #127 on: July 21, 2010, 09:02:28 pm »
And, in the end, the love you make is equal to the Cubs ... you hate

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« Reply #128 on: July 22, 2010, 09:32:30 am »
I was listening to the last 3 innings on XM. Listening to Santo was hilarious: "Ohhhhh." "Sheesh." "Why to they make it so hard?" "How hard can it be?"

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