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7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« on: July 17, 2010, 06:13:19 pm »
Astros Lineup

Bourn CF
Keppinger 2B
Berkman 1B
Lee LF
Pence RF
Johnson 3B
Castro C
Sanchez SS
Norris P

Pirates Lineup

McCutchen CF
Tabata LF
Walker 2B
Jones 1B
Alvarez 3B
Milledge RF
Kratz C
Cedeno SS
Ohlendorf P

Gameday

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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2010, 06:13:55 pm »
Nice effort by Carlos on strike three. Not.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2010, 06:21:17 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 17, 2010, 06:13:55 pm
Nice effort by Carlos on strike three. Not.

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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2010, 06:23:23 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on July 17, 2010, 06:21:17 pm
racist

That's me. Johnson needs to quit making errors, too.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2010, 06:26:41 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on July 17, 2010, 06:21:17 pm
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Seems unfair to step on Lurch's lines while he's in prison, doesn't it?
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2010, 06:39:00 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on July 17, 2010, 06:26:41 pm
Seems unfair to step on Lurch's lines while he's in prison, doesn't it?

wait
he's in chicago too?
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2010, 06:39:22 pm »
McCutchen can't catch Sanchez's drive to RCF (afraid of colliding with idiot Milledge), and then Norris bunts for a single. The Pirates are really, really bad.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2010, 06:40:43 pm »
wright starting tuesday in place of paulino according to footweeter
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2010, 06:43:23 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on July 17, 2010, 06:40:43 pm
wright starting tuesday in place of paulino according to footweeter

JD/Brownie said that Paulino is headed back to Houston for an MRI.

Bourn with a bone-headed base-running play, tagged out at second on a bouncer up the middle. Sheesh.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2010, 06:48:36 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on July 17, 2010, 06:39:00 pm
wait
he's in chicago too?

Which leads me to an important question:

Why are all the homeless people in Chicago so fucking angry?
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2010, 06:51:13 pm »
Nice job, Carlos. You're running out of defenders.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2010, 06:51:42 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on July 17, 2010, 06:48:36 pm
Which leads me to an important question:

Why are all the homeless people in Chicago so fucking angry?

Everything at Goodwill is blue, red and white and says Cubs.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2010, 06:56:10 pm »
My grandma could put up a better bunt attempt than that.  Pitiful.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2010, 06:57:56 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on July 17, 2010, 06:51:42 pm
Everything at Goodwill is blue, red and white and says Cubs.

You know what?  I have to say, we saw a lot more Sox fans than Cubs fans all week.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2010, 06:58:31 pm »
The Pirates are pitiful. If the Astros can't beat them, well, things are pretty desparate.

Brownie just confirmed that Paulino is headed back to Houston for an MRI. Moehler is apparently headed to the DL for his groin pull, and Wright is coming up to take Paulino's spot. If I remember correctly, Wright's last Round Rock start was 6+ IP, 2 ER, so maybe there's hope.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2010, 06:59:18 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on July 17, 2010, 06:57:56 pm
You know what?  I have to say, we saw a lot more Sox fans than Cubs fans all week.

They avoid sunlight.  And mirrors.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2010, 06:59:34 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 17, 2010, 06:58:31 pm
so maybe there's hope.

...for....?
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2010, 07:00:10 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on July 17, 2010, 06:59:34 pm
...for....?

Something better than a blowout.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2010, 08:09:09 pm »
Is Norris crying?
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2010, 08:17:49 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 17, 2010, 08:09:09 pm
Is Norris crying?

He's thankful that they brought in Chris "Chuck Norris" Sampson.

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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2010, 08:31:23 pm »
goddammit Pence...line to drive to right that went right under his glove
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2010, 08:37:35 pm »
Astros are losing to a AAA team, maybe AA, and it's pretty damn embarrassing.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2010, 09:10:35 pm »
Daigle. They are called outs. Get some.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2010, 09:12:38 pm »
11-6 'Roots. Sorry I am just now tuning in......

Oops, make that 12-6.
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2010, 09:16:26 pm »
Wait, Octavio Dotel isnt dead?!
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Re: 7-17-10 Astros@ Shitsburgh
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2010, 09:18:13 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on July 17, 2010, 09:16:26 pm
Wait, Octavio Dotel isnt dead?!

Racist.
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