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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« on: July 13, 2010, 07:25:42 pm »
Just turned on the all star game and I got Hollywood actors lecturing me about being a good citizen???????????  Fuck you actors!!!  Fuck you Bud Selig!!!
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2010, 07:28:13 pm »
Seriously, is this a fucking South Park episode or something???
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2010, 07:30:58 pm »
Oh and a huge giant giant giant fuck you to Fox!!!!!!!  Fuck you People magazine too!!!  Fuck you fat bitch from Fox's hit show Glee!!!  God, I'm beginning to really hate myself!!!  ANd now the players are SHAKING HANDS WITH THE PEOPLE IN A CHOREOGRAPHE STUPID SUPITD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And hey Joe Buck:  FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUU TOOOOOOOO!!!!  "boy we're sure off to a good start."  NO WE'RE NOT YOU SPOILED SELF-ABSORBED PRICK
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2010, 07:31:15 pm »
This is pure garbage. Play ball!
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2010, 07:31:42 pm »
I think I'm getting the urge to go burn down a homeless shelter. Is that wrong? Should I not be feeling that?
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2010, 07:35:00 pm »
AND NOW A TRIBUTE TO GEORGE STEINBRENNEERRRRRR??????????

"A GREAT AMERICAN LIFE??????????????"


I KILL YOU FOX I KILL YOU JOE BUCK I KILL YOU I KILL YOU

AND NOW THE FAT BITCH FROM FOX'S HIT SHOW GLEE IS BACK!!!!!!  KNIFE TO MY EYES KNIFE TO MY EYES MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP OHHHHHH YESSSS SWEET PAIN SWEET RELIEF.  OH PLEASE MAKE MY EARS STOP HEARING TOO
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2010, 07:36:25 pm »
At least you fucking fucks get to watch the fucking game. I have to fucking TiVo it because I have to fucking work. Fuck!
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2010, 07:36:32 pm »
Why do you guys hate America?
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2010, 07:37:30 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 13, 2010, 07:36:32 pm
Why do you guys hate America?

Because of shit like this. Duh.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2010, 07:40:33 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on July 13, 2010, 07:36:25 pm
At least you fucking fucks get to watch the fucking game. I have to fucking TiVo it because I have to fucking work. Fuck!

Wait, so you have a magic device that allows you to skip this bullshit and all the other bullshit that is coming and just watch the game???  And how is this a bad thing for you?
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2010, 07:44:15 pm »
Wait...you're right! What am I complaining about? See you later, suckers!
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2010, 07:45:25 pm »
"while a youngster named Mauer was the hottest hitter in Minnesota... LITTLE LEAGUE"

I think I'm just going to stop bitching and stop watching altogether.  Guess I'm going to miss the Bourn 9 steal explosion.  Oh well, sanity more important, see you tomorrow.
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2010, 07:49:09 pm »
Damn, I missed the first 48 minutes of the game.  Wait, what?
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2010, 07:51:24 pm »
Apparently I missed all of what Joey's bitching about (just tuned in), but I REALLY want to know about it now.  Fuck?
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2010, 07:56:47 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on July 13, 2010, 07:51:24 pm
Apparently I missed all of what Joey's bitching about (just tuned in), but I REALLY want to know about it now.  Fuck?

47 minutes of commercials, Hollywood'ian blathering, Joe Buck trying to suck himself off in the booth while the others attempt to assist, deification of George, and oh yeah, about 3 minutes of baseball related anything... My heart bleeds that you missed all of that.
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2010, 07:59:02 pm »
Oh yeah, and you missed Harrison Ford spotting Pinella'esque stubble and some goofy ass earing.
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2010, 08:03:43 pm »
Why does Fox feel that the event itself is inadequate? They could really take a page from the World Cup folks: bring out the teams, sing the anthems, play the game, go home. What could be simpler?
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2010, 08:09:24 pm »
Blahblahblahblahbrought to you by blahblahblahblahblah sponsors of blahblahblahblah ceremonial blahblahblahblah your Schick blahblahblahblahblah 2010 blahblahblahblah after this word blahblahblah greatest owner blahblahblahblah Pennzoil blahblahblahblah rights of blahblahblah express written consent blahblahblahblah inning sponsored by blahblahblahblah this moment brought to you by blahblahblahblah
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2010, 08:11:46 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on July 13, 2010, 08:09:24 pm
Blahblahblahblahbrought to you by blahblahblahblahblah sponsors of blahblahblahblah ceremonial blahblahblahblah your Schick blahblahblahblahblah 2010 blahblahblahblah after this word blahblahblah greatest owner blahblahblahblah Pennzoil blahblahblahblah rights of blahblahblah express written consent blahblahblahblah inning sponsored by blahblahblahblah this moment brought to you by blahblahblahblah

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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2010, 08:12:07 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 13, 2010, 08:03:43 pm
Why does Fox feel that the event itself is inadequate? They could really take a page from the World Cup folks: bring out the teams, sing the anthems, play the game, go home. What could be simpler?

Because Fox knows that "the majesty of the game" is the most marketable part of it.  They're not paying whatever they're paying to broadcast this shit just for the so-so ratings it gets.  It's because companies like People Magazine and Pepsi Co and Holiday Inn can wrap their dicks in black light paper then turn off the lights to show us how much they glow.
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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2010, 08:16:44 pm »
So "majesty of the game" = "dicks wrapped in black light paper"?
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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2010, 08:23:40 pm »
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So "majesty of the game" = "dicks wrapped in black light paper"?

Sure. What's the confusion? It's all about the bats.
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2010, 08:27:25 pm »
Quote from: Joey Trum on July 13, 2010, 08:12:07 pm
Because Fox knows that "the majesty of the game" is the most marketable part of it.  They're not paying whatever they're paying to broadcast this shit just for the so-so ratings it gets.  It's because companies like People Magazine and Pepsi Co and Holiday Inn can wrap their dicks in black light paper then turn off the lights to show us how much they glow.


So, what did you feel about the ESPN Le Bron Decision spectacular last week.
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2010, 08:28:34 pm »
I am no longer qualified to comment on the majesty of the game. Jane? BudGirl? 94CG?
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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2010, 08:33:19 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 13, 2010, 08:27:25 pm
So, what did you feel about the ESPN Le Bron Decision spectacular last week.

i was tripping on LSD at the time, waiting to see Toy Story 3D in Imax, watching my city riot on a tiny corner of an SF bar while the Lebron thing played on the 70,000 other tv's.  i really think it prevented the riots from truly getting out of hand.  i really do.
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« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2010, 08:36:31 pm »
There is some serious pitching going on here.
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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2010, 08:38:08 pm »
I think Joe Buck needs to be killed.
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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2010, 08:41:32 pm »
Joe Buck must be destroyed!
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2010, 08:42:44 pm »
I never would have thought Braun had that in him.
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2010, 08:43:55 pm »
Thought I just saw dickface make a highlight reel play. I gotta stop sniffing glue...
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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2010, 08:49:24 pm »
Nice throw, Joe.
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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2010, 08:55:10 pm »
Way to go after the bender low and way away there Hunter Corey.
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« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2010, 09:05:56 pm »
Dear Lord what was that?
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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2010, 09:06:51 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on July 13, 2010, 09:05:56 pm
Dear Lord what was that?

you see, pitchers are used to throwing to home base, so sometimes they don't do so good when they throw to other bases.
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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2010, 09:12:04 pm »
Quote from: Joey Trum on July 13, 2010, 09:06:51 pm
you see, pitchers are used to throwing to home base, so sometimes they don't do so good when they throw to other bases.

Like Rivera that one time in 2001?
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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2010, 09:15:34 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 13, 2010, 09:12:04 pm
Like Rivera that one time in 2001?

Yes!  And Scott Kazmir did it that one time too
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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2010, 09:28:08 pm »
Bourn would have had that one. Come on, Charlie, you know what you've got on the bench.
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« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2010, 09:31:48 pm »
is it me or did pretty much the entire texas ranger make the all-star line-up?

nice to see the AL screw up.  bourn would not have overslid the base.
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« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2010, 09:37:10 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 13, 2010, 08:03:43 pm
Why does Fox feel that the event itself is inadequate? They could really take a page from the World Cup folks: bring out the teams, sing the anthems, play the game, go home. What could be simpler?

Right.  No hype with the World Cup.  No sir, just 22 guys on the field, calmly going about their business.
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« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2010, 09:47:08 pm »
Here is the fantastic thing about watching the game down here on ESPN International or whatever it is: no Joe Buck.

Whom do I like less, Joe Buck or Kobe Bryant? Hmm. I think it might just be Joe Buck. I like an ego-maniacal rapist better than Joe Buck. Wow.

This game would be tied if David Wright were not a total fucking idiot. Lying on second with the ball trickling into the outfield that motherfucker looked at literally everything on the field EXCEPT his third base coach. What the fuck does he think the dude standing down there in the Phillies uniform is doing, anyway?
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« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2010, 09:48:37 pm »
If I can cheer for Scott Rolen I can cheer for damn near anybody.
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« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2010, 09:48:59 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 13, 2010, 09:47:08 pm
Here is the fantastic thing about watching the game down here on ESPN International or whatever it is: no Joe Buck.

Whom do I like less, Joe Buck or Kobe Bryant? Hmm. I think it might just be Joe Buck. I like an ego-maniacal rapist better than Joe Buck. Wow.

This game would be tied if David Wright were not a total fucking idiot. Lying on second with the ball trickling into the outfield that motherfucker looked at literally everything on the field EXCEPT his third base coach. What the fuck does he think the dude standing down there in the Phillies uniform is doing, anyway?

it didn't help that corey hart couldn't hit a ball to the outfield.
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« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2010, 09:50:11 pm »
and another thing chuck, since you aren't listening to joe and tim you missed the hilarious story about aj pujols.  your loss.
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« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2010, 09:51:47 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 13, 2010, 09:48:37 pm
If I can cheer for Scott Rolen I can cheer for damn near anybody.

Amen, brother.
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« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2010, 09:52:12 pm »
so, it's not just the astros that can't hit a sacrifice fly.
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« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2010, 09:52:15 pm »
Lets see. Designate Omar Infante as your player eligible to return, yet he is one of the three position players remaining on your bench. Hmmmmm...... Thinking maybe one of your big bats at 1B should have been the designee...
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« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2010, 09:52:51 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 13, 2010, 09:50:11 pm
and another thing chuck, since you aren't listening to joe and tim you missed the hilarious story about aj pujols.  your loss.

Perhaps. But I've been listening to Rick Sutcliffe for a couple of hours so there has been plenty of hilarity, let me tell you.
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« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2010, 09:53:50 pm »
now i have to root for a cub
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« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2010, 09:55:41 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 13, 2010, 09:53:50 pm
now i have to root for a cub

Walk. Best case scenario.
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« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2010, 09:56:45 pm »
Brian McCann is my HERO!!!
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« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2010, 09:57:00 pm »
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« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2010, 09:57:11 pm »
took a freakin' brave to get the hit.

according to the talking box, biggest hit for the nl in 13 years.  simply amazing.
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« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2010, 09:57:28 pm »
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« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2010, 09:58:59 pm »
How about that at bat by Byrd?  Down 0-2...works a walk.
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« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2010, 10:00:10 pm »
wouldn't it be cool if the nl won this game for steinbrenner?
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« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2010, 10:00:17 pm »
Is there anyone in the league who is *not* an All Star this year? 
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Is there anyone in the league who is *not* an All Star this year? 

i can think of 24 guys.
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Is there anyone in the league who is *not* an All Star this year?  

Roy Oswalt, Lance Berkman, Carlos Lee... I can go on if you'd like.
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i can think of 24 guys.

Well, besides the obvious.
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« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2010, 10:01:41 pm »
i didn't realize wiggy made the team for the al.
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i didn't realize wiggy made the team for the al.

I didn't realize half the guys did.  Seriously, each league has like 60 players.
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« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2010, 10:04:06 pm »
Reminds me - I was prepared for Bourn's introduction, you know, a bunch of guys standing there tipping their caps and suddenly some little guy who's about at their armpits. And then Furcal. Bourn fucking towers over Furcal. I had no idea that little fucker was so small. And a shortstop? Wow.
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I didn't realize half the guys did.  Seriously, each league has like 60 players.

You know, this game is boring. They should change the rules. I don't know, make it count somehow.
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« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2010, 10:07:10 pm »
Damn, that singing chick in the cut-offs has some man-hands. She could play catcher without a mitt.
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« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2010, 10:07:36 pm »
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Reminds me - I was prepared for Bourn's introduction, you know, a bunch of guys standing there tipping their caps and suddenly some little guy who's about at their armpits. And then Furcal. Bourn fucking towers over Furcal. I had no idea that little fucker was so small. And a shortstop? Wow.

furcal is listed at 5'8" and bourn is 5'11"

to me, bourn does not seem that tall.
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You know, this game is boring. They should change the rules. I don't know, make it count somehow.

If this game ends in a tie, you may have a point.
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« Reply #66 on: July 13, 2010, 10:12:19 pm »
Is Bourn in CF yet? I was out of the room at the start of the inning, so I missed any changes that may have been made.
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« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2010, 10:12:55 pm »
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furcal is listed at 5'8" and bourn is 5'11"

to me, bourn does not seem that tall.

I'm nowhere near 5'11" and I'm comfortably taller than Bourn.

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« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2010, 10:13:00 pm »
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Is Bourn in CF yet? I was out of the room at the start of the inning, so I missed any changes that may have been made.

no, holliday just made a worse play on a ball than pence.
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« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2010, 10:13:09 pm »
If only the NL had a good defensive outfielder on its bench...
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« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2010, 10:14:01 pm »
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I'm nowhere near 5'11" and I'm comfortably taller than Bourn.

YOU STUPID CARDINAL MOTHERFUCKER.

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« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2010, 10:14:25 pm »
Holliday is a butcher. I almost hope the Cards make the postseason just so they can lose a heartbreaker on another Holliday fuckup.
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« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2010, 10:15:34 pm »
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If only the NL had a good defensive outfielder on its bench...

Eleventy bucks says he comes one as a pinch runner next time someone slow reaches base, and stays in for the last inning+.
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« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2010, 10:16:21 pm »
Way to nonchalant there Furcal, you drunk little fuck.
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Eleventy bucks says he comes one as a pinch runner next time someone slow reaches base, and stays in for the last inning+.

We're *in* the last inning+. Byrd in CF, Holliday in LF is not what I call a defensive lineup.
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no, holliday just made a worse play on a ball than pence.

I wouldn't have believed it, except I saw it with my own eyes.
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« Reply #76 on: July 13, 2010, 10:19:04 pm »
I don't care how good this new Sharp TV is. I'm not ever buying it, just on principle.
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Haha.

"You think these guys don't care? Watch Wainwright.......as he exits your screen." 

Buck, he was never on the friggin screen.
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I don't care how good this new Sharp TV is. I'm not ever buying it, just on principle.

Is that Mr. Sulu hawking TVs?
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« Reply #79 on: July 13, 2010, 10:19:40 pm »
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We're *in* the last inning+. Byrd in CF, Holliday in LF is not what I call a defensive lineup.

Technically, you're in the last inning+ in the first inning. I meant the 8th or 9th...
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« Reply #80 on: July 13, 2010, 10:20:02 pm »
at least wainwright cares.
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Is that Mr. Sulu hawking TVs?

Yep. They had a shot of him attending the game tonight earlier during the broadcast.
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« Reply #82 on: July 13, 2010, 10:27:57 pm »
left field?  they put bourn in left?
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« Reply #83 on: July 13, 2010, 10:28:10 pm »
Dear Charlie Manuel -
You'd really rather have Chris Young in CF than Michael Bourn?
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« Reply #84 on: July 13, 2010, 10:28:28 pm »
Brian Wilson (and his fauxhawk) have the third most saves in the majors.  But he has the ugliest shoes.
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« Reply #85 on: July 13, 2010, 10:30:03 pm »
bourn will lead off the 9th?  bunt?
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But he has the ugliest shoes.

There was some other Giant out there with those hideous clown shoes, too. Lincecum, maybe? I don't ever want to hear any SF fans gripe about the old rainbow guts.
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bourn will lead off the 9th?  bunt?

Bunt...steal 2B...steal 3B...score on the throw back to the pitcher. 
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Bunt...steal 2B...steal 3B...score on the throw back to the pitcher. 

that's what momma would like to see.
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« Reply #89 on: July 13, 2010, 10:32:59 pm »
Hey, Joey, have you got that guitar swing-around down like that guy in the FreeCreditScore.com commercial?
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Bunt...steal 2B...steal 3B...score on the throw back to the pitcher. 

That would be the highlight of the 2010 Astros season.
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« Reply #91 on: July 13, 2010, 10:34:32 pm »
come on sweet baby bourn
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« Reply #92 on: July 13, 2010, 10:35:15 pm »
Ouch.   That was ugly.
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« Reply #93 on: July 13, 2010, 10:35:22 pm »
well, that was a quick 2010 astros highlight
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well, that was a quick 2010 astros highlight

That's Bourn: he's very quick.
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Crap.
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« Reply #96 on: July 13, 2010, 10:36:59 pm »
at least bourn's at-bat wasn't the only ugly one.
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at least bourn's at-bat wasn't the only ugly one.

If you had just arrived from another planet, you'd wonder how anybody ever got a hit off of Valverde.
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« Reply #98 on: July 13, 2010, 10:38:22 pm »
If buck says valverde is celebrating bc "this time it counts" I'm throwing my blackberry through the tv, hunting him down, and subjecting him to hundreds of hours of valverde game film.
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« Reply #99 on: July 13, 2010, 10:39:47 pm »
you may be buying a new blackberry soon.
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« Reply #100 on: July 13, 2010, 10:40:00 pm »
Are they doing the WAVE? At the freaking All-Star Game??? Sure sounds like it...
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« Reply #101 on: July 13, 2010, 10:40:16 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 13, 2010, 10:39:47 pm
you may be buying a new blackberry soon.

And TV.
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« Reply #102 on: July 13, 2010, 10:42:41 pm »
big papi going to lead off.  can't wait to hear what these two will say now.
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« Reply #103 on: July 13, 2010, 10:43:23 pm »
Well, one Dodger gave the AL their first run, let's hope the next one doesn't try to out-do him.
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« Reply #104 on: July 13, 2010, 10:43:49 pm »
I'm sorry, BBGs. I'll shut up now.
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« Reply #105 on: July 13, 2010, 10:43:51 pm »
and away we go.
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« Reply #106 on: July 13, 2010, 10:43:54 pm »
Looks like he is.
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« Reply #107 on: July 13, 2010, 10:44:23 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 13, 2010, 10:43:49 pm
I'm sorry, BBGs. I'll shut up now.


I really hope this isn't too little, too late.
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« Reply #108 on: July 13, 2010, 10:45:06 pm »
doesn't matter, a-rod is still on the bench.
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« Reply #109 on: July 13, 2010, 10:46:53 pm »
I think they're saving arod bc he's a tranny prima donna, not for "strategy"
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« Reply #110 on: July 13, 2010, 10:48:18 pm »
OMFG!! What a play by Byrd!!
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« Reply #111 on: July 13, 2010, 10:48:26 pm »
wow!
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« Reply #112 on: July 13, 2010, 10:48:27 pm »
good thing ortiz is slower than lee
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« Reply #113 on: July 13, 2010, 10:49:41 pm »
takes michael bourn to help the nl win all-star game.
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« Reply #114 on: July 13, 2010, 10:50:04 pm »
Tremendous play by Byrd. Very un-Cub-like.
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« Reply #115 on: July 13, 2010, 10:51:02 pm »
It would have sucked had that ball dropped in bc bourn was in left...nice for the NL to be off the schnide
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« Reply #116 on: July 13, 2010, 10:53:18 pm »
that was fun
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« Reply #117 on: July 13, 2010, 10:58:17 pm »
may sound blasphemous, but i'd almost give the mvp to byrd.  he scored from 1st on the double then had the defensive play in the 9th.
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« Reply #118 on: July 13, 2010, 10:59:04 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 13, 2010, 10:58:17 pm
may sound blasphemous, but i'd almost give the mvp to byrd.  he scored from 1st on the double then had the defensive play in the 9th.

That's blasphemous.  Byrd had a nice game, but McCann is the no brainer.
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« Reply #119 on: July 13, 2010, 10:59:54 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 13, 2010, 10:59:04 pm
That's blasphemous.  Byrd had a nice game, but McCann is the no brainer.

byrd doesn't work the walk, mccann leads off the next inning.
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« Reply #120 on: July 13, 2010, 11:00:46 pm »
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byrd doesn't work the walk, mccann leads off the next inning.


Hush!
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« Reply #121 on: July 13, 2010, 11:01:06 pm »
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OMFG!! What a play by Byrd!!

Wasn't he the then-stRanger who robbed Mike Lamb of a home run (which was maybe even for the cycle?) a few years back?

And whoppee!!! NL wins for the first time since I was a sophomore in high school. Wow.
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« Reply #122 on: July 13, 2010, 11:03:04 pm »
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Wasn't he the then-stRanger who robbed Mike Lamb of a home run (which was maybe even for the cycle?) a few years back?


That was Gary Mathews, Jr.  And it wasn't for the cycle, as it would have been his second HR of the day.
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« Reply #123 on: July 13, 2010, 11:04:15 pm »
wainwright is tall
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« Reply #124 on: July 13, 2010, 11:04:55 pm »
Wow, my memory was a bit off then! Thanks HH.
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« Reply #125 on: July 13, 2010, 11:13:19 pm »
Well...I'm disappointed.  Seven pages in a thread titled "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????" and nowhere do I read the words "Pabst Blue Ribbon".
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« Reply #126 on: July 13, 2010, 11:45:03 pm »
Any chance Marlon Byrd owns land in Texas?  I kinda like that guy. 
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« Reply #127 on: July 13, 2010, 11:45:33 pm »
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Well...I'm disappointed.  Seven pages in a thread titled "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????" and nowhere do I read the words "Pabst Blue Ribbon".

We are all of us Scotch drinkers, you know that.

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