So, if I go and read all this, then what?
You'll still eventually get old and die.
In your last moments, your life will flash before your eyes. Most people will see their wife/husband, kids, people they loved, but you will instead see the websites you visited. "Man, I flamed that libtard hard on that CNN thread about the creep who was executed in Utah!" you'll think, as you expire. Or perhaps "That dude who looks 12 years old on CNN once read my tweet about how President Obama is too wordy and professorial on the air." And you'll die with a smile on your face.