Lebowski Dissed

[Limey]

Doesn't make EW's top ten greatest characters list.  Such aggression will not stand, man.

[Rebel Jew]

Doesn't make EW's top ten greatest characters list.  Such aggression will not stand, man.

oh my god noooooo!!!  not ew's top ten list?  what the fuck will we does now massa?

[Alkie]

Wait a second, I didn't make the list either.   

[Ron Brand]

Massa?

[Clark in Denver]

Fuck that.  They didn't include Al Swearengen at all.  Cocksuckers.

[S.P. Rodriguez]

Massa?

Don't associate with is recent "Mexicans" thread.  Otherwise, you might think he's making tortillas.

[AtascAstro]

Don't associate with is recent "Mexicans" thread.  Otherwise, you might think he's making tortillas tamales.

FIFY

[S.P. Rodriguez]

FIFY

papa - papa

If he's cooking fresh tamales or tortillas, I'll be there.

[MusicMan]

Fact: I have never seen "The Big Lebowski".  And I don't consider it a significant hole in my life.

[Guinness]

Fact: I have never seen "The Big Lebowski".  And I don't consider it a significant hole in my life.

Same here.

[subnuclear]

Its pretty funny and it has good repeatability and I don't know many people who have seen it who didn't like it.   There are about 5 better Coen Brother movies at least, but this one is something you can throw on and not have to think too hard.

[Bench]

There are about 5 better Coen Brother movies at least,

In my opinion it's their best.  I'll take Lebowski over Raising Arizona, O Brother Where Art Thou?, No Country for Old Men, and Miller's Crossing, which in my mind round out the top 5.  I'm not much of a fan of Fargo.

[hostros7]

In my opinion it's their best.  

Seconded.  The characters are phenomenal.

[subnuclear]

In my opinion it's their best.  I'll take Lebowski over Raising Arizona, O Brother Where Art Thou?, No Country for Old Men, and Miller's Crossing, which in my mind round out the top 5.  I'm not much of a fan of Fargo.

My five would be : 1) No Country for Old Men 2) Fargo 3) Raising Arizona 4) Blood Simple 5) A Serious Man not necessarily in that order. But comedies are better for repeat viewings than dramas so I watch Big Lebowski and Raising Arizona more than the others. 

[Gizzmonic]

Fact: I don't own a television.  And I don't consider it a significant hole in my life.

FTFY

[Gizzmonic]

Also, I'm not even sure if The Dude is belongs in the top ten list of characters in his own movie.  I don't think he's in the top 3, even.

[Bench]

Also, I'm not even sure if The Dude is belongs in the top ten list of characters in his own movie.  I don't think he's in the top 3, even.

Somewhere below Knox Herrington, the video artist?

[Gizzmonic]

Somewhere below Knox Herrington, the video artist?

Yeah, and Jesus' bowling partner.

[Bench]

Yeah, and Jesus' bowling partner.

Liam.

[Gizzmonic]

Liam.

Fucking Liam, mang.  And the detective hired by the Knutzen family, of course.

[Bench]

Fucking Liam, mang.  And the detective hired by the Knutzen family, of course.

Dafino (sp?).  He's one of my favorites. 

[Ron Brand]

I can't believe you're all just blowing by Miller's Crossing and Barton Fink. The Coens are a national treasure.

[HudsonHawk]

Dafino (sp?).  He's one of my favorites. 

There was this woman...pushing a shopping cart at the opening scene at Ralph's...best part in the whole movie.

[Gizzmonic]

While we're on the subject, has anyone seen the adult version of the Big Lebowski?  Wow.

[Outlawscotty]

While we're on the subject, has anyone seen the adult version of the Big Lebowski?  Wow.

The one with the physical acts instead of the verbal?

[HudsonHawk]

While we're on the subject, has anyone seen the adult version of the Big Lebowski?  Wow.

Don't think I've seen the "adult" version...but I've seen the condensed versions, both "clean" and "dirty".

[Bench]

There was this woman...pushing a shopping cart at the opening scene at Ralph's...best part in the whole movie.

How the academy overlooked her, I will never understand.

Fascinating story about her.  Apparently, she was a nanny for one of Ethan's neighbors.  After spending days struggling with the right casting, he ran into her one day at the local store and just knew she needed to play the part.  A couple of phone calls to temporary baby-sitter references later, movie magic was made.

[Gizzmonic]

Don't think I've seen the "adult" version...but I've seen the condensed versions, both "clean" and "dirty".

No, I don't mean that.  Like, there's an X-rated version.  So when Bunny says "I'll suck your cock for a thousand bucks"-well, you get the idea.

[Limey]

No, I don't mean that.  Like, there's an X-rated version.  So when Bunny says "I'll suck your cock for a thousand bucks"-well, you get the idea.

Rule 34: No exceptions.

[MusicMan]

She seems nice.

[Limey]

She seems nice.

...and thorough.

[Andyzipp]

Rule 34: No exceptions.

Should I just go ahead and assume this link is NSFW?

[Bench]

Should I just go ahead and assume this link is NSFW?

Only somebody in HR would think so.

[Andyzipp]

Only somebody in HR would think so.

You've obviously not met enough HR Professionals.  There's a reason we require unlimited access to the interwebs.

[Limey]

Should I just go ahead and assume this link is NSFW?

No nudity or swearing involved.

[Limey]

You've obviously not met enough HR Professionals.  There's a reason we require unlimited access to the interwebs.

At a former employer, I would sometimes take a short cut through IT to get to the accounting arseholes dept.  Despite the whole company being under the watchful eye of a pretty heavy-handed fun filter, half of the tech guys would be alt-tabbing off games and/or porn.  I think half of them left to go and run the MMS.

[Craig]

At a former employer, I would sometimes take a short cut through IT to get to the accounting arseholes dept.  Despite the whole company being under the watchful eye of a pretty heavy-handed fun filter, half of the tech guys would be alt-tabbing off games and/or porn.  I think half of them left to go and run the MMS.

I used to work at a videogame company where you could complain to IT if your computer didn't play games fast enough. They also had massive network drives with the installation files for any current game, and a physical library of pretty much any videogame ever.

It wasn't the most efficient place I ever worked.