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Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« on: May 26, 2010, 05:20:02 pm »
Per Ozzie Guillien. LINK

"Because he's a f---ing a--hole, that's what he is.
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We know he has to control the game, we know he has to control all the s---, but in the meanwhile, I don't think it was the right thing to do, like we balked him while we were on the field. Joe has been like that for a lot of years, and he's always going to be like this. I'm not going to change it, nobody is going to change it, but sometimes he thinks f---ing people pay to watch him f---ing umpire."
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He thinks he's the s--- in the field. People pay to watch f---ing players play, not to see umpires and managers. I don't see any people say, 'I'm going to see Ozzie Guillen manage or Joe West f---ing umpire.''
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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 05:27:14 pm »
ole Oz is spot on, but that might cost him some dinero.
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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 05:40:06 pm »
not that -anybody- knows the actual definition of a balk, but joe west surely had it out for buehrle on the second call.  way to make it all about yourself.

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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 06:00:06 pm »
They never should have let that asshole come back after the umpires' strike. They screwed Frank Pulli in that deal. West looks for trouble. Most of the umpires that I knew didn't like him.
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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 06:02:53 pm »
ole Oz is spot on, but that might cost him some dinero.

And some calls in future games.
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 06:39:21 pm »
ole Oz is spot on, but that might cost him some dinero.

I just saw the clip, Joe West literally shooed Ozzie Guillen away.  Unbelievable. 

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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 07:26:21 pm »
Joe West is

a.) a big fat fuck.

b.) pathetic.

and c.) fucking embarassing.

I just watched the video of it, and neither one of the balk calls was an obvious balk. Just Joe West being a cocksucker.

Also, unmentioned so far, Angel Fucking Hernandez is in the same ump crew as Joe West? Good lord.
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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2010, 07:48:02 pm »
Also, unmentioned so far, Angel Fucking Hernandez is in the same ump crew as Joe West? Good lord.

Funny I had the exact same thought.  Better their league than ours, at least.

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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 08:07:59 pm »
Funny I had the exact same thought.  Better their league than ours, at least.

If only. They're not league-specific anymore.
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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2010, 08:24:30 pm »
Also, unmentioned so far, Angel Fucking Hernandez is in the same ump crew as Joe West? Good lord.

Worse still, Angel Fucking Hernandez was the voice of reason.  Stew on that for a minute.
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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2010, 08:48:14 pm »
Worse still, Angel Fucking Hernandez was the voice of reason.  Stew on that for a minute.

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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2010, 11:09:45 pm »
MLB At Bat has Buerhle's ejection from 3 different coverage perspectives.  All 3 thought West put the "cunt" in "Country".
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 11:22:37 am »
I'd say the clock is ticking on his departure after this stunt.  An ump trying to be in the headlines is bad business all around.

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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2010, 11:34:17 am »
Wow. Cuntry Joe indeed.

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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2010, 11:35:00 am »
I'd say the clock is ticking on his departure after this stunt.  An ump trying to be in the headlines is bad business all around.

Not to really defend the guy, but he might have the publicist for his music "career," couldn't he?

ETA: Not that even that excuses advertising what series he's working, but at least it explains him working with a publicist.
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Re: Country Joe West is a f---ing a--hole
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 02:50:23 pm »
I'd say the clock is ticking on his departure after this stunt.  An ump trying to be in the headlines is bad business all around.


I have a feeling the ump union is about to be really busy.
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 02:52:09 pm »
I also applaud the publicist butchering the English language via the use of "one of the most unique".
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 03:07:22 pm »
I also applaud the publicist butchering the English language via the use of "one of the most unique".

I always thought he was the uniquest.
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