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RIP Jose Lima
« on: May 23, 2010, 11:53:26 am »
According to FooterTweet, "ESPN Deportes is reporting that former Astros pitcher Jose Lima died from a massive heart attack."
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 12:01:19 pm »
Just saw it confirmed on ESPN Sportscenter...

Died of an apparent heart attack...
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 12:01:39 pm »
Just said the same thing on BBTN.  Said he was not feeling well over night, but by the time an ambulance was called, nothing could be done.  Whether you liked him or not, LimaTime was always entertaining.
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 12:04:03 pm »
Wow.

My thoughts and prayers to his family. 
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 12:08:55 pm »
You do not want to have pitched for the 1997 Cursed Astros.

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 12:11:25 pm »
No way.  Just 37!  RIP
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 12:15:17 pm »
No way.  Just 37!  RIP

I know it, I couldn't believe he was only 37.    I wonder what happened.   

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 12:18:21 pm »
You do not want to have pitched for the 1997 Cursed Astros.

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 12:19:08 pm »
I know it, I couldn't believe he was only 37.    I wonder what happened.   

hate to say it, but i bet we're going to hear about some kind of drug issue being related to this.

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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 12:23:58 pm »
Wow, what a fucking bummer.
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 12:25:10 pm »
hate to say it, but i bet we're going to hear about some kind of drug issue being related to this.

I hope not. His exuberance was entertaining and I hope he was living large to the end.
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 12:34:20 pm »
That's too bad. RIP
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 12:40:59 pm »
Oh man, that's awful news. Lima always brought a smile to the game. RIP Limatime.

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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2010, 12:44:16 pm »
You do not want to have pitched for the 1997 Cursed Astros.
Who else from that team has died?
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2010, 12:48:37 pm »
Who else from that team has died?

Kile and Holt's career.

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« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2010, 01:38:43 pm »
Awful, awful, awful. Patty Smith said before the game that he was complaining in his sleep and his wife thought he was having a nightmare, then called paramedics when she realized something was wrong. Poor woman.
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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2010, 01:49:41 pm »
Drayton (via Footer): "He was truly a gifted person both on the field and off of it. He could dance, he could sing, but his greatest gift of all was that he was an extremely happy person. He just lit up our clubhouse with his personality, which was his greatest asset. Jose was not shortchanged in life in any way. He lived life to the fullest every day."

Footer herself: "In the late '90s, Lima would visit the Astros offices pretty regularly in the offseason, which was highly uncharacteristic for a player. Honestly, I think he liked gossiping with us office girls. I still laugh when I think about the look on his face when we explained how "common law" rules work here in Texas."

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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2010, 01:49:48 pm »
Awful, awful, awful. Patty Smith said before the game that he was complaining in his sleep and his wife thought he was having a nightmare, then called paramedics when she realized something was wrong. Poor woman.

I have to say, I honestly can't imagine.   

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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2010, 02:01:45 pm »
Sad.  I remember a game at the Dome in '99 when he pumped up the crowd just after BP tossing t-shirts into the stands.  Fans were eating it up.  He was dancing around and all smiles.  Fun guy to have around.

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« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2010, 02:06:50 pm »
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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2010, 02:07:26 pm »
Awful, awful, awful. Patty Smith said before the game that he was complaining in his sleep and his wife thought he was having a nightmare, then called paramedics when she realized something was wrong. Poor woman.

Same situation when my grandfather died.  My grandmother thought he was having a bad dream and then couldn't get him to wake up.

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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2010, 02:30:42 pm »
Drayton (via Footer): "He was truly a gifted person both on the field and off of it. He could dance, he could sing, but his greatest gift of all was that he was an extremely happy person. He just lit up our clubhouse with his personality, which was his greatest asset. Jose was not shortchanged in life in any way. He lived life to the fullest every day."


Well said, Drayton.

I will always have a soft spot for Jose Lima for the happy times he gave us Astros fans. He died way too young. RIP, Jose.

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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2010, 02:30:43 pm »
My favorite Lima moment was probably when he resurfaced with the Dodgers and inexplicably pitched that gem of a game against the Shitbirds in the Division series after his overmatched team had pretty much given up.

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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2010, 02:55:27 pm »
my moment was his love of sitting with the fans so you could meet, hug, get autographs  i have never seen another player do that. kathy and i went to a game one day took pics then went back the next day with an 8x10 for him to autograph. he made out like it was something special, kathy blowing up the picture she took with him when you know he had been faced with the same situation tons of times before.
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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2010, 02:58:48 pm »
My favorite Lima moment was probably when he resurfaced with the Dodgers and inexplicably pitched that gem of a game against the Shitbirds in the Division series after his overmatched team had pretty much given up.

Was trying to think back to the season, I think it was with the Royals, when he came out of the gate on fire and rang up a 7-0 or 8-0 start.  Am I dreaming this up?  I remember thinking how great it was that Lima Time was back, even if it was not with the Astros.  Looking at the career stats, it could have been the 2003 season.  He finished 8-3 in just 14 starts that year.  Did he have a great start to the season and then get injured?

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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2010, 03:01:44 pm »
I remember watching him from not too far away before a Met/Astros game at Shea.  With his glove perched on his head to free both his hands, he was working the left field line from bullpen to dugout signing autographs and yapping with fans along the way.
Wasn't his day to pitch obviously but he looked like he was having a great time and was completely in his element.

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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2010, 03:02:06 pm »
My favorite Lima moment was probably when he resurfaced with the Dodgers and inexplicably pitched that gem of a game against the Shitbirds in the Division series after his overmatched team had pretty much given up.

We watched that game from a hotel room in Houston while scouting for houses just before we moved there.   Woke up my kid multiple times cheering for Limatyne.   If I remember right, it was the only game the Dodgers won that series.   

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« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2010, 03:33:45 pm »
my favorite Limatime memory was a saturday (day) home game early in 2000 against the Padres after he had a bad start the the night before.  I had gone to the game myself, and had gotten there pretty early just to check things out.  i saw Limatime about 3/4's of the way down the first base line sitting on the railing, apparently signing anything that people put in front of him and taking any picture people requested.  there was was a line almost all the way to the concourse and i decided that i would hit the gift shop to get a pen, program and camera.  i was able to go do all that and get him to sign my program and get a picture with him, glove on head and everything. 

you hope every athlete or famous person you come into contact with is that cool, and Limatime was.  reading the stories of people here in the TZ, he was like that ALL the time.

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« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2010, 04:20:43 pm »
Just thinking about him cursing himself in his glove
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« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2010, 04:32:10 pm »
Just thinking about him cursing himself in his glove

I was always under the impression he was cursing at the glove itself.

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« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2010, 05:11:16 pm »
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« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2010, 05:56:27 pm »
Damn, poor guy. That is young...
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« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2010, 06:58:54 pm »
Just thinking about him cursing himself in his glove

Or shouting when he walked off the field.

RIP Lima Time.

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« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2010, 07:19:00 pm »
From Lance Zierlein of 1560AM via twitter....

Tomorrow we will have a show dedicated to Jose Lima complete with old interviews. Your calls and emails are encouraged. 713-439-1560
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« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2010, 07:46:45 pm »
From Lance Zierlein of 1560AM via twitter....

Tomorrow we will have a show dedicated to Jose Lima complete with old interviews. Your calls and emails are encouraged. 713-439-1560

Best. Shows. Ever.

Granato, Zerlein and the newly glossed "Cy" Lima show in 1999.  Too bad that Jim Rome tried to muscle in and get CY Lima to call his show to reproduce the magic that those three had going.  The day Zerlein and Granato called him "Cy" Lima, and Jose replied instantly "Be-lieb It!" is now a radio show classic.

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« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2010, 08:24:51 pm »
Or shouting when he walked off the field.

RIP Lima Time.

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« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2010, 08:45:48 pm »
Man, I loved that guy. I'll never forget his stepping up and winning the second to last game of the year in 1999 against the Dodgers and Chan Ho Park. The Astros were tied with the Reds at that time and Lima coolly went out to the mound in the Dome and shut the Dodgers out.
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« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2010, 08:59:01 pm »
Man, I loved that guy. I'll never forget his stepping up and winning the second to last game of the year in 1999 against the Dodgers and Chan Ho Park. The Astros were tied with the Reds at that time and Lima coolly went out to the mound in the Dome and shut the Dodgers out.

Hampton pitched the next day, and in the 9th inning Lima could be seen in the bullpen, wearing his trademark rally cap, hollering and gesturing wildly to the fans while beating the crap out of the side of the dugout with a baseball bat.  (That could've just been because of Jay Powell giving up three runs.)  I think I remember Bill Brown saying, "Don't start the demolition yet, Jose!  We've still gotta play the postseason here!"  Probably my fondest single memory of him.
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« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2010, 09:01:05 pm »
So who still has a copy of the symphony 72-90 with the staccato LimaTime! movement?
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2010, 09:36:23 pm »
We watched that game from a hotel room in Houston while scouting for houses just before we moved there.   Woke up my kid multiple times cheering for Limatyne.   If I remember right, it was the only game the Dodgers won that series.   

I was teaching a class of autistic kids while that game was going on, had the TV in my classroom turned to the game, and I watched every damn inning.  Couldn't believe what I was seeing.  Dodgers lost the first two games by the same 8-3 score.  Game 3 the Shitbirds had Matt Morris starting, seemed like an automatic win.  But they didn't count on one thing...

Interesting notes from Lima's baseball reference page:

--twice won at least 16 games in a season, twice lost at least 16 games in a season
--was just 24 his first season as a 'stro, and just 27 during the infamous 2000 season (the usual dominican caveat should apply, though).
--his 145 earned runs allowed in 2000 rank tied for 14th all-time in the live ball era, and tied for 2nd for anyone since WW2 (Phil Neikro allowed 148 in the 1977 season, but Neikro started 43 games to Lima's 33)
--His 48 home runs allowed that year rank 2nd all time to Bert Blyleven's 50 in 1986




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« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2010, 10:02:26 pm »
So who still has a copy of the symphony 72-90 with the staccato LimaTime! movement?

That was a work of high art. And surely the last time I listened to opera of any kind.

I remember the castrati yelping LimaTIME! LimaTIME! while the basso profundo rumbled TRAVELING HORSESHIT SHOOOOOOW.
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« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2010, 11:34:10 pm »
Who else from that team has died?

Think Cami was on the '99 team.

Favorite Lima Time memory:  On my 20th birthday, my dad took me to the Dome and we got to see Lima's 20th win.
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« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2010, 12:10:45 am »
Footer reminisces about LimaTime.  LINK
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« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2010, 08:37:51 am »
Many people live twice as long, yet are less than half as fondly remembered as Lima, that alone speaks to how special he was.  He truly understood how special his place was and enjoyed every minute of it.

I think we all wish we were as lucky as he was.

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« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2010, 08:47:19 am »
Man, I loved that guy. I'll never forget his stepping up and winning the second to last game of the year in 1999 against the Dodgers and Chan Ho Park. The Astros were tied with the Reds at that time and Lima coolly went out to the mound in the Dome and shut the Dodgers out.

The old AstrosConnection crew had a couple of private clubhouses rented out that day. I rented the one right next to theirs. Lima Time was in full swing that day. Best day I ever had at the old Dome.

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« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2010, 09:02:01 am »
He was one of a kind and one of my all time favorites.
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« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2010, 09:46:38 am »
The old AstrosConnection crew had a couple of private clubhouses rented out that day. I rented the one right next to theirs. Lima Time was in full swing that day. Best day I ever had at the old Dome.

Mark and i went to Houston that weekend for the AC day in the skybox on Sat and the clincher the next day. great weekend.
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« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2010, 11:09:12 am »
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« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2010, 12:39:52 pm »
I remember the first year they got him, he was a ho-hum middle innings guy with a suck-ass ERA.  The next year Dierker dropped him into the rotation and he won 16 games.  He was a completely different pitcher as a starter, challenging hitters, taking his lumps and moving on (he gave up more HRs than BBs that season.)  He was a throwback in a way -- a guy with not terrific stuff but a lot of guile, and a lot of guts.  He knew if he could stay out there long enough, there was a good chance the team would pick him up, and he'd earn another "W".  I cannot say exactly why, but to me Lima epitomizes the Dierker Era, both the good and the not so good, more than any other single player.

And, oh yeah, he threw the ball over the fucking plate.  Come what may.  I don't think that can be overestimated.

The most impressive thing about Lima to me was that during the 2000 fiasco, when he was being ridiculed and crucified by reporters and fans every day, he didn't really duck out of sight or avoid interviews or generally act like a prick.  He kept himself out there in harm's way.  That to me is why he could still pull out those one-game or even one-season surprises late into his career, when he had been mostly written off.  He had fucking stones.

See ya, Lima.
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« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2010, 12:49:27 pm »
He was a throwback in a way -- a guy with not terrific stuff but a lot of guile, and a lot of guts.  He had fucking stones.

His out pitch, as a starter, was a changeup. That's the definition of guile.
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« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2010, 02:17:43 pm »
I appreciate everyone's thoughts in this thread.  Brought back a lot of good memories.
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« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2010, 02:44:44 pm »
His out pitch, as a starter, was a changeup. That's the definition of guile.

If that didn't work, he'd take a little off the next one.
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« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2010, 03:01:10 pm »
Lima Time, baby!
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« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2010, 03:07:56 pm »
He's also, (to my knowledge at least), the only Houston athlete to have had a cameo on HBO’s Arli$$ … LimaTime was high profile and I appreciated that. RIP

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« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2010, 03:34:16 pm »
He's also, (to my knowledge at least), the only Houston athlete to have had a cameo on HBO’s Arli$$ … LimaTime was high profile and I appreciated that. RIP

As long as you don't count the Racket, sure.

And I'm sad that I know who was on Arliss.

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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2010, 03:41:02 pm »
As long as you don't count the Racket, sure.

And I'm sad that I know who was on Arliss.

Not sure that Clemens was a 'Stro when he was on Arli$$.  Also, Lima was famous as an Astros, not an Asshole.
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Re: RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #56 on: May 28, 2010, 08:14:03 am »
That was a work of high art. And surely the last time I listened to opera of any kind.  I remember the castrati yelping LimaTIME! LimaTIME! while the basso profundo rumbled TRAVELING HORSESHIT SHOOOOOOW.

For your listening pleasure.  The interwebs are a great, great thing.
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Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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Re: RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2010, 09:46:46 am »
For your listening pleasure.  The interwebs are a great, great thing.
http://9yjl8q.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p0SKb6AAQsdTDGtYlSvRbgqxDpDWBNZV4-Fh2EW3VD5uEzPVxGwwGXX3KT8cP6Vq5akSZi4gdatJTkHkkzxgGFgno0MUCNwAN/houston72-90__song3.mp3?download

Holy crap.  I remember Kevin saying years ago that even he didn't have those anymore.

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Re: RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2010, 11:12:11 am »
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Re: RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #60 on: May 28, 2010, 11:29:42 am »
What is that? I listened, but don't remember that at all...

It's part of an original opera penned by a TZ'er in the wake of the 2000 season.  There's a staccato "Lima Time!" for every homerun he gave up that season.
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Re: RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #61 on: May 28, 2010, 01:40:31 pm »
That was a work of high art. And surely the last time I listened to opera of any kind.

I remember the castrati yelping LimaTIME! LimaTIME! while the basso profundo rumbled TRAVELING HORSESHIT SHOOOOOOW.

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RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #62 on: May 28, 2010, 02:55:20 pm »
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Re: RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #63 on: May 28, 2010, 07:27:08 pm »
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Re: RIP Jose Lima
« Reply #64 on: May 28, 2010, 08:48:53 pm »
Link must have died; it worked for me this morning.  If no one saved it, I've still got it on my work computer.