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TheWizard

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« on: May 13, 2010, 10:24:09 am »
For some reason I find this story hilarious.... it would be pretty sweet to go back to HS and relive some glory days. Although I think at this stage of my life, I'd go back to high school and just find myself cut from the high school basketball team. And then I'd just be stuck going to.. classes.

http://www.oaoa.com/news/permian-47129-player-bodytext.html
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 11:36:40 am »
So the star sophomore was actually 22. I see some statutory rape charges in his future too.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2010, 11:44:05 am »
Quote from: Phil_in_CS on May 13, 2010, 11:36:40 am
So the star sophomore was actually 22. I see some statutory rape charges in his future too.

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2010, 12:01:56 pm »
Quote from: Phil_in_CS on May 13, 2010, 11:36:40 am
So the star sophomore was actually 22. I see some statutory rape charges in his future too.
Sad, but probably true.
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 12:19:22 pm »
Anybody else read the article in The New Yorker from last year about a French guy who went around Europe to different schools posing as an abused teenager, leaving each place as soon as he got caught (usually after several months)?  It culminated with him pretending to be a runaway teen from the United States, which actually led to him going to America and living with that teen's family for about a year!  The guy was in his early 30's by the end.  Pretty great article, and shed a lot of light on the psychology of people who do this.  It's about a lot more than just reliving glory days.
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 12:49:18 pm »
Quote from: Joey Trum on May 13, 2010, 12:19:22 pm
Anybody else read the article in The New Yorker from last year about a French guy who went around Europe to different schools posing as an abused teenager, leaving each place as soon as he got caught (usually after several months)?  It culminated with him pretending to be a runaway teen from the United States, which actually led to him going to America and living with that teen's family for about a year!  The guy was in his early 30's by the end.  Pretty great article, and shed a lot of light on the psychology of people who do this.  It's about a lot more than just reliving glory days.

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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 01:10:36 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2010, 09:21:34 pm »
Quote from: Phil_in_CS on May 13, 2010, 11:36:40 am
So the star sophomore was actually 22. I see some statutory rape charges in his future too.

And bingo was his name-o

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 11:29:58 am »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on May 14, 2010, 09:21:34 pm
And bingo was his name-o

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/highschool/news/story?id=5189705
You'd hope he get the upper limit of that possible 2-20 year sentence. I mean, this guy pretended to be 15 years old. Its one thing to play high school basketball, its another thing to have sex with high school girls also
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2010, 03:39:29 pm »
Quote from: TheWizard on May 15, 2010, 11:29:58 am
Its one thing to play high school basketball, its another thing to have sex with high school girls also

You didn't play basketball in HS, did you.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2010, 07:18:37 am »
Quote from: Alkie on May 15, 2010, 03:39:29 pm
You didn't play basketball in HS, did you.

Playing basketball in high school never helped me bag any chicks.

Oh, wait...
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2010, 07:26:11 am »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 16, 2010, 07:18:37 am
Playing basketball in high school never helped me bag any chicks.

Oh, wait...

Oh yes it did.   Just because you weren't interested doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2010, 07:36:53 am »
Quote from: Alkie on May 16, 2010, 07:26:11 am
Oh yes it did.   Just because you weren't interested doesn't mean it didn't happen.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bagUrbandictionary.com:

bag

to fuck a girl or guy.

I was there. I'd have known if that happened.
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2010, 07:12:05 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 16, 2010, 07:26:11 am
Oh yes it did.   Just because you weren't interested doesn't mean it didn't happen.

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