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Boner Pills
« on: May 06, 2010, 07:59:19 pm »
How come after you take one, you have to sit in a bathtub?
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Re: Boner Pills
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 08:03:24 pm »
Yoooooooooooooooooou'll see.

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Re: Boner Pills
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 08:05:25 pm »
"For best results, soak your erection before using."
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Re: Boner Pills
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 08:08:01 pm »
Yoooooooooooooooooou'll see.

Shut the fuck up.  I had to get bifocals last week.
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 08:23:22 pm »
I'm worried that "any moment can turn romantic".  I really hope that moment isn't Saturday morning when I'm getting my car's inspection sticker renewed.   
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 08:23:48 pm »
Oh!   Buck chooses the blue one!
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 09:03:09 pm »
Shut the fuck up.  I had to get bifocals last week.

Multifocal contact lenses are fucking awesome.

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 09:25:47 pm »
Multifocal contact lenses are fucking awesome.

I'm interested in lens replacement surgery.  They can now give you a new bifocal lens.  It's expensive though, and I'm kind of chickenshit when it comes to my eyes.
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 09:31:11 pm »
I had a little event a couple of years ago and the course of treatment, if I didn't recover soon enough, was a steroid injection into my eyeball. I really can't imagine doing that, no matter what wonderful things the doctor was telling me. Ew.
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 09:32:18 pm »
I'm interested in lens replacement surgery.  They can now give you a new bifocal lens.  It's expensive though, and I'm kind of chickenshit when it comes to my eyes.

I've got a friend who had that done, with insurance, and she's very, very happy with the results.
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 09:45:38 pm »
When did everyone in here get so fucking old?

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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 10:34:15 pm »
When did everyone in here get so fucking old?

When Berkman started talking about retiring.
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 11:32:53 pm »
I had a little event a couple of years ago and the course of treatment, if I didn't recover soon enough, was a steroid injection into my eyeball. I really can't imagine doing that, no matter what wonderful things the doctor was telling me. Ew.

My poor brother had corneal surgery a while back (simply so he could wear contact lenses effectively, his eyes are far too fucked up to correct surgically) and after the surgery, not done with general anesthesia by the way, he got sutures in his eyes.

I'll say that again - and remember he was awake and alert for it - he got sutures in his eyes.
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 07:04:05 am »
It's a nasty thought, absolutely. When it's the only thing you can do to save your sight, the nasty choices do get a little easier. I was lucky, this time, but as we get older we're going to be faced with this kind of thing more often.

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Re: Boner Pills
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 07:34:18 am »
This thread is a profound disappointment.  I was really looking forward to regaling in the notion and reading about the OWA illuminati’s need for boner pills to brighten my otherwise dull Friday morning.
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2010, 09:04:46 am »
Shut the fuck up.  I had to get bifocals last week.

Bifocals can kiss my ass. My first pair of bifocals were what convinced me to finally get laser surgery. I still have to use reading glasses, but I can just use the cheapo $20 ones from Wal-Mart.

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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2010, 09:32:49 am »
I thought this was going to be another thread from that chat robot that was posting about corporate event parties yesterday.
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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2010, 04:23:03 pm »
I'm interested in lens replacement surgery.  They can now give you a new bifocal lens.  It's expensive though, and I'm kind of chickenshit when it comes to my eyes.

So am I.  And now that I got these lenses, I really don't see the need for any surgery.  I have no idea how the contacts work, but if you look at something far away, you see something far away.  If you look up close, you see up close.  No looking through a certain part of the lens or anything like that.  The correction is so seamless, it is like having my original vision back again.

Fucking awesome.

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« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2010, 10:01:00 am »
So am I.  And now that I got these lenses, I really don't see the need for any surgery.  I have no idea how the contacts work, but if you look at something far away, you see something far away.  If you look up close, you see up close.  No looking through a certain part of the lens or anything like that.  The correction is so seamless, it is like having my original vision back again.

Fucking awesome.

do you wear just 1?  That is what was subscribed to me.  I have 20 20 at distance normally, but cant read 1 foot in front of me.  This mono contact helped greatly.