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Arizona Series Preview Posted
« on: May 03, 2010, 11:02:27 am »
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Re: Arizona Series Preview Posted
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 11:07:39 am »
"Well, that should make him as happy as a puppy with two dicks..."

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Re: Arizona Series Preview Posted
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2010, 11:17:29 am »
Who is this Chelsea Handler of whom you speak?  Is it the one from the tee-vee who's like an unfunny Jon Stewart in drag?
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Re: Arizona Series Preview Posted
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 12:26:20 pm »
Damn fine preview, Taras.
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Re: Arizona Series Preview Posted
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 12:27:36 pm »
Who is this Chelsea Handler of whom you speak?  Is it the one from the tee-vee who's like an unfunny Jon Stewart in drag?

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Re: Arizona Series Preview Posted
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 12:47:06 pm »
outstanding, Taras.
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Re: Arizona Series Preview Posted
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010, 01:05:19 pm »
Thank you Taras for the JimR and MRaup references. I'm having trouble visualizing that, but once I get there, I know that it'll be awesome. MRaup had a serious case of the hockey read ass at the officiating yesterday, so he'll be in no mood for foolishness today. We need an influx of trolling Clarks today so that he can take it out on them.
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Re: Arizona Series Preview Posted
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 03:39:52 pm »
"tends not to locate at some really unfortunate junctures in games allowing the opposition to run around the bases a lot."

I will be borrowing this alot.  Thank you!
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