With the always helpful assist from JD:
"The recipe called for twigs from three kinds of trees. I [JD] didn't know one tree from another, but I brought twigs from three different trees out to the ballpark. Then, as I recall, we had to spit on the twigs and light them on fire. Dave Smith and Charlie Kerfeld helped me. Believe it or not, I still remember the incantation:
Burner be burned
Turner be turned
Let nothing but good
Come from this wood
"We did this before batting practice and Glenn Davis, one of our more zealous Christian guys, came by and scolded us for using graven idols. But the ritual worked -- we finally won in San Diego, no thanks to Glenn. He pulled a hammy and had to come out of the game."