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Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« on: April 20, 2010, 03:58:35 pm »
Astros lineup 4/20 vs. Marlins:

Bourn cf
Keppinger 2b
BERKMAN 1b
Lee lf
Pence rf
Feliz 3b
Towles c
Manzella ss
Myers p

First pitch 7:05. Roof OPEN.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 03:59:19 pm »
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 04:06:26 pm »
I not only have "them", I have a Fuente Opus X Perfecxion X.  It is a special cigar, for a special day in the life.  Or a day in the year.  Or at a minimum, a day in April.
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 04:45:21 pm »
Im a total fucking homer, but I'm excited about tonight's game.
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2010, 06:12:29 pm »
Astros lineup 4/20 vs. Marlins:

Bourn cf
Keppinger 2b
BERKMAN 1b
Lee lf
Pence rf
Feliz 3b
Towles c
Manzella ss
Myers p

First pitch 7:05. Roof OPEN.

Except for the exclusion of Matsui at the two hole, that is the lineup that perhaps Mills was hoping to start the season with.  I'd personally swap Feliz and Pence but perhaps this will be a good way to get Pence some more challenge fastballs.  Play ball!

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2010, 06:48:25 pm »
Astros lineup 4/20 vs. Marlins:

Bourn cf
Keppinger 2b
BERKMAN 1b
Lee lf
Pence rf
Feliz 3b
Towles c
Manzella ss
Myers p

Fish lineup

Maybin cf
Couglin lf
Ramirez ss
Cantu 1b
Uggla 2b
Baker c
Ross rf
Helms 3b
Volstad p
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2010, 07:03:39 pm »
Woohoo!  Happy Twinkie Day!

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2010, 07:15:30 pm »
Woohoo!  Happy Twinkie Day!

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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2010, 07:20:14 pm »
Jeez. Looking at it on TV, it seems tonight's game is private.
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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2010, 07:22:08 pm »
I don't think Milo is aware we can't see the game on the radio.

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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2010, 07:25:12 pm »
Jeez. Looking at it on TV, it seems tonight's game is private.

No, its always that way in Florida...
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2010, 07:27:08 pm »
Bourn walks and steals second, but Kepp flies out to RF. Puma up.
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2010, 07:27:53 pm »
Puma all happy, laughing it up with the ump and the catcher.

BOURN STEALS THIRD!
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2010, 07:29:41 pm »
Puma on top of the ball and rolls out to 2B but Bourn scores on the out. 2-1 Marlins, two down, Lee up.
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2010, 07:29:58 pm »
BOURN STEALS THIRD!

whoooooooooooooooooooooooo lookit that boy run
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2010, 07:30:50 pm »
Nuts. Lee on top of one too, this time to SS for the third out. Astros, Marlins and 1200 of their closest friends go to the 2nd.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2010, 07:33:47 pm »
I didn't see much of the top of the first, but Myers hung a ball over the middle of the plate and is damn lucky he just gave up a double on that one. He looks like a #5 out there.
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2010, 07:35:05 pm »
Volsted bunted to the mound and a charging Puma gets it, looks but doesn't throw to third, and gets the runner with an eephus to first. One down, and Myers is hanging the shit out of that curve again.
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2010, 07:37:08 pm »
Myers gets a swinging K on a slider away. Two down, runner on 3B.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2010, 07:37:16 pm »
"Eephus?"
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2010, 07:37:36 pm »
Myers not looking that stellar tonight either...
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2010, 07:39:13 pm »
Sharp single to right and it's 3-1 and Hanley Ramirez is up. That curve is disaster on a plate.
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« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2010, 07:41:31 pm »
"Eephus?"

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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2010, 07:42:03 pm »
Aw, dangit, JR.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2010, 07:42:42 pm »
Towles chunks a throw into center on a steal attempt and Coughlin goes to third, but Ramirez taps out weakly to end the visitor half of the 2nd.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2010, 07:43:30 pm »
Myers not looking that stellar tonight either...

It just took me five minutes to figure that out. It's the Y.
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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2010, 07:44:40 pm »
Heh. Greg Lucas just had to work to keep from saying, "To-Marlin night" instead of "Tomorrow night."
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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2010, 07:45:38 pm »
Greg Lucas tells us about their Tweeting tonight and their live chat tomorrow to-marlin.

Spaz with a checked swing tap down the third base line that results in a pitcher/catcher tangle and Pence!!! is safe at first.
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2010, 07:47:18 pm »
Volstead does not fear the Pedro.
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« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2010, 07:48:52 pm »
Zang! Pence going on a hit-and-run. Feliz grounds to SS but Spaz beats the flip and Uggla throws it into the dugout, sending Spaz to third. No outs, runners on the corners, Rodeo Clown up.
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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2010, 07:50:12 pm »
Towles delivers in the clutch, singling up the middle and it's 3-2!
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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2010, 07:55:03 pm »
Manzella is battling hard. When he misses he looks overmatched, but he fouls off several before popping up to shallow RF. One down, runners at first and second, 3-2 Marlins.
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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2010, 07:55:46 pm »
Myers sacrifices to the mound and here comes SBB!
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« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2010, 07:57:58 pm »
Bourn snakes a fly down the LF line but it's snagged in foul ground for the last out.
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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2010, 07:58:23 pm »
Damn, thought Bourn's fly was going to drop there for a second...
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« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2010, 08:01:52 pm »
Cantu ropes another hanging curve to LF but it has enough topspin to drop down into Lee's glove. One down.
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« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2010, 08:02:51 pm »
So far Puma is a maniac in the field. He just dove to his left for a liner and saved a double. Two down. A grimace when he got up. He's feeling it.
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« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2010, 08:04:55 pm »
Myers got some sink on the last few pitches. I hope he keeps going with the change instead of that awful curve. His change is 86, FB is 89, curve is 77.

Liner to the mound, ends up somehow in Myers' glove for the third out!
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« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2010, 08:06:59 pm »
Myers got some sink on the last few pitches. I hope he keeps going with the change instead of that awful curve. His change is 86, FB is 89, curve is 77.

Liner to the mound, ends up somehow in Myers' glove for the third out!

Very similar to the first few innings of his last outing.
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« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2010, 08:07:58 pm »
He's consistent, but that curve is always up and the break is not sharp at all.
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« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2010, 08:08:13 pm »
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« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2010, 08:08:51 pm »
Kepp grounds out sharply to the mound. One down, Puma up.
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« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2010, 08:09:32 pm »
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« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2010, 08:10:25 pm »
Puma with a hard double to left. Lee up.
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« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2010, 08:11:25 pm »
Lee flies out to right and Spaz is up. Two down.
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« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2010, 08:13:23 pm »
Puma with a hard double to left. Lee up.

Berkman now leading Carlos Lee in RBIs and extra base hits...
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« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2010, 08:13:38 pm »
Volstead challenging with fastballs in, then gets Pence!!! to...roll to SS on a slider away for out #3. On to the fourth.
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« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2010, 08:14:35 pm »
Boy, I never get tired of seeing that 18 wheeler delivering those zeroes to the Honda dealer.
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« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2010, 08:15:00 pm »
Berkman now leading Carlos Lee in RBIs and extra base hits...

Ouch
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« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2010, 08:16:51 pm »
Ross grounds out to Feliz, one down.
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« Reply #50 on: April 20, 2010, 08:21:14 pm »
Helms flies out to right and Volstad hits a shot that Manzella gets to and the throw beats him by a couple of steps. Good Guys coming to bat.
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« Reply #51 on: April 20, 2010, 08:22:21 pm »
The camera crew is working hard to find some talent in the stands. Not succeeding.

Feliz up to lead off.
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« Reply #52 on: April 20, 2010, 08:23:02 pm »
Feliz' sinking liner to CF is caught, one down.
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« Reply #53 on: April 20, 2010, 08:24:21 pm »
Towles flies to right. Manzella up.
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« Reply #54 on: April 20, 2010, 08:25:33 pm »
Aaaaaand his weak grounder to third is the end of the fourth.

Is my weak PBP helping anybody out, or should I just shut up?
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« Reply #55 on: April 20, 2010, 08:30:57 pm »
Aaaaaand his weak grounder to third is the end of the fourth.

Is my weak PBP helping anybody out, or should I just shut up?

I just got here, and it helped me catch up on what happened.

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« Reply #56 on: April 20, 2010, 08:31:12 pm »
It's quite appreciated here.  Keep up the good work!
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« Reply #57 on: April 20, 2010, 08:34:32 pm »
Marlins went 3 up 3 down in the top of the fifth and we pick it up with two down, Kepp up.
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« Reply #58 on: April 20, 2010, 08:35:49 pm »
Kepp hits it hard to CF but right at Maybin for the third out. On to the sixth, 3-2 Marlins.
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« Reply #59 on: April 20, 2010, 08:36:35 pm »
Say, if I've got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, I wonder if there is someone who can help me out with a non-invasive procedure?
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« Reply #60 on: April 20, 2010, 08:38:50 pm »
Crap. he got that one pretty solid.

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« Reply #61 on: April 20, 2010, 08:39:13 pm »
Cantu deposits a fastball into the Crawford Boxes and it's 4-2. Uggla lines sharply to Puma. One down.
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« Reply #62 on: April 20, 2010, 08:40:14 pm »
Crap. he got that one pretty solid.

Cantu had been fooled on two fastballs prior to roping that one out.
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« Reply #63 on: April 20, 2010, 08:41:09 pm »
Ever scream at the television because you know the catcher just called for a pitch that is a *huge* mistake?  Well, I just did.  "You want an inside to fastball Towles? Really!  Are you serious?  Please don't go inside, he's going to...."  (*sigh*  Damnit)

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« Reply #64 on: April 20, 2010, 08:41:29 pm »
Cantu could have easily been an Astro. He was a free agent and singed a minor league contract with the Fish the same off season the Astros signed Matsui. And he's a Texan.
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« Reply #65 on: April 20, 2010, 08:42:29 pm »
Cantu had been fooled on two fastballs prior to roping that one out.

Huge mistake where they threw the fastball, not that they went with another fastball.  Change speeds, change location... the key to pitching.

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« Reply #66 on: April 20, 2010, 08:42:39 pm »
Baker lashes one to Feliz, handcuffing him and it glances off his glove for a single. Ross up.
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« Reply #67 on: April 20, 2010, 08:43:23 pm »
Ross bounces into a 4-6-3 double play.
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« Reply #68 on: April 20, 2010, 08:44:00 pm »
Cantu could have easily been an Astro. He was a free agent and singed a minor league contract with the Fish the same off season the Astros signed Matsui. And he's a Texan.

He is a Mexicano, could probably play the tuba in Joey's band and is a notorious fastball hitter.  Cousin Vinny all over again.

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« Reply #69 on: April 20, 2010, 08:44:21 pm »
Huge mistake where they threw the fastball, not that they went with another fastball.  Change speeds, change location... the key to pitching.

Yeah, I think they got a little giddy after he looked so bad on the previous two. You can do that when you throw 95, but it's not so easy if you're around 88.
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« Reply #70 on: April 20, 2010, 08:44:55 pm »
Myers ain't fooling them tonight. His night is probably over given the pitch count.
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« Reply #71 on: April 20, 2010, 08:45:42 pm »
Volstad's held the Good Guys to three hits so far. Puma up.
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He is a Mexicano, could probably play the tuba in Joey's band and is a notorious fastball hitter.  Cousin Vinny all over again.

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« Reply #73 on: April 20, 2010, 08:46:26 pm »
Ground ball spanked to first, one down.
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« Reply #74 on: April 20, 2010, 08:47:40 pm »
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« Reply #75 on: April 20, 2010, 08:47:40 pm »
Berkman now leading Carlos Lee in RBIs and extra base hits...

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« Reply #77 on: April 20, 2010, 08:48:00 pm »
Everybody's been going away, away, away to Lee and he finally drives one to the wall in RF for a double. 1st extra base hit of 2010.
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« Reply #79 on: April 20, 2010, 08:49:07 pm »
Pence lays off a slider!  ARMEGEDDON!

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« Reply #80 on: April 20, 2010, 08:49:15 pm »
Pence!!! took a 2-0 slider on the corner for 3-0!
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« Reply #81 on: April 20, 2010, 08:49:33 pm »
Where's that swing been all year, El Caballo?
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« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2010, 08:50:20 pm »
JD remarked on it too.

Spaz takes a fastball in for ball four. Runners at 1st and 2nd, one down, and a visit to the mound. Feliz up.
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« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2010, 08:50:33 pm »
Nice AB by Gunther... that kid has so much potential to do some great things if he only had the baseball smarts to match his baseball skills.

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« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2010, 08:50:55 pm »
Where's that swing been all year, El Caballo?

He's been using it, but at pitches he couldn't reach with a paddle.
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« Reply #85 on: April 20, 2010, 08:51:28 pm »
First pitch popup to SS by Feliz, just got under the fastball.
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« Reply #86 on: April 20, 2010, 08:52:25 pm »
Look to turn on this one Towles

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Burke Badenhop? Shouldn't he be a fielder?
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« Reply #88 on: April 20, 2010, 08:53:04 pm »
Look to turn on this one Towles

Damn, he took it for a strike

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« Reply #89 on: April 20, 2010, 08:53:36 pm »
Towles stays back and hits it through to center for an RBI single!
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« Reply #90 on: April 20, 2010, 08:53:46 pm »
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Burke Badenhop? Shouldn't he be a fielder?

Better than being named Joe Clank I guess.

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« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2010, 08:54:38 pm »
Real nice AB by Towles. Sullivan PHs for Manzella.
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« Reply #95 on: April 20, 2010, 08:56:35 pm »
Sullivan grounds out to third though, and it's 4-3 Marlins, going to the seventh. Sampson in to pitch.
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« Reply #96 on: April 20, 2010, 08:57:26 pm »
Sullivan grounds out to third though, and it's 4-3 Marlins, going to the seventh. Sampson in to pitch.

Sampson? Hmmmm... okay.  Maybe he's going two innings?

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« Reply #97 on: April 20, 2010, 08:58:45 pm »
Sampson? Hmmmm... okay.  Maybe he's going two innings?

Might be, he can give you 2-3 good innings but he'll need rest after that.

Kepp moves to short, Kaz comes in to 2B.
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« Reply #98 on: April 20, 2010, 08:59:25 pm »
No, they left Myers in. He's at 100 pitches. Sampson's still in the pen.
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Towles is exceeding expectations!
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« Reply #100 on: April 20, 2010, 09:00:06 pm »
Sullivan grounds out to third though, and it's 4-3 Marlins, going to the seventh. Sampson in to pitch.

What do you have against Myers tonight?? 
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« Reply #101 on: April 20, 2010, 09:00:27 pm »
Soft liner to Kepp for the first out. Mike Lamb in to hit for Volstad.
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« Reply #102 on: April 20, 2010, 09:00:50 pm »
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« Reply #103 on: April 20, 2010, 09:01:16 pm »
What do you have against Myers tonight?? 

Nothing. JD'd said Sampson was in the bullpen and at 98 pitches I figured he was done. I was wrong.
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« Reply #104 on: April 20, 2010, 09:01:47 pm »
Lamb hits a grounder to Kaz, two down.
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« Reply #105 on: April 20, 2010, 09:02:39 pm »
Maybin grounds out to Feliz and that's the first half of the 7th.
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« Reply #106 on: April 20, 2010, 09:03:26 pm »
Nothing. JD'd said Sampson was in the bullpen and at 98 pitches I figured he was done. I was wrong.

Just giving you grief for calling him Sampson then and Lyons earlier...
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« Reply #107 on: April 20, 2010, 09:04:20 pm »
I didn't think that Myers could eat seven innings tonight, but he proved me wrong.
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« Reply #108 on: April 20, 2010, 09:04:32 pm »
Just giving you grief for calling him Sampson then and Lyons earlier...

Yeah, I seem to be getting stupider and stupider...
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« Reply #109 on: April 20, 2010, 09:05:28 pm »
Wood pitching for the Marlins, and Mgr. Blum hitting for Myers.

Sharp rope to center for a leadoff single!
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« Reply #110 on: April 20, 2010, 09:06:20 pm »
I didn't think that Myers could eat seven innings tonight, but he proved me wrong.

Another respectable outing.  Take that all year
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« Reply #111 on: April 20, 2010, 09:07:10 pm »
Another respectable outing.  Take that all year

Yeah, he scuffles and never looks overpowering but he manages to keep you in the game.
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« Reply #112 on: April 20, 2010, 09:08:44 pm »
Bourn works a walk and there are two on for Kepp, no outs.
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« Reply #113 on: April 20, 2010, 09:08:47 pm »
Thanks for the pbp.  I'm actually excited reading it on my bby in a hotel bar in detroit, which either tells you a) how grim this season is b) how grim detriot is.  Probably a little of both

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« Reply #114 on: April 20, 2010, 09:10:15 pm »
ugh I hate the bunt there, they'll walk Berkman

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« Reply #115 on: April 20, 2010, 09:10:39 pm »
Quick bunt down the 3B line sacrifices the runners up a base and Puma is up.
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« Reply #116 on: April 20, 2010, 09:11:29 pm »
Weird. Sharp grounder to 2B scores Blum and it's tied. Bourn at 3B with two outs, Lee up.

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« Reply #117 on: April 20, 2010, 09:11:34 pm »
Marlin scouting fail
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« Reply #118 on: April 20, 2010, 09:11:36 pm »
I'd have druthered a hit and the lead, but a ground and a tie will work for now.

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #119 on: April 20, 2010, 09:11:43 pm »
ugh I hate the bunt there, they'll walk Berkman

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #120 on: April 20, 2010, 09:12:05 pm »
Thanks for the pbp.  I'm actually excited reading it on my bby in a hotel bar in detroit, which either tells you a) how grim this season is b) how grim detriot is.  Probably a little of both

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #121 on: April 20, 2010, 09:12:56 pm »
Oh well. Lee pops out to 2B to end the 7th, but it's tied, 4-4.
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« Reply #122 on: April 20, 2010, 09:13:54 pm »
Thanks, back in htown tomorrow night, thankfully.  Oh, and in case you were wondering, motor city ale is not delicious.

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #123 on: April 20, 2010, 09:14:38 pm »
Guys! C&D Scrap Metal pays you in $2 bills!
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #124 on: April 20, 2010, 09:15:06 pm »
Lyon on to pitch, Coghlan up.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #125 on: April 20, 2010, 09:16:16 pm »
Soft grounder to the mound and there's one down.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #126 on: April 20, 2010, 09:16:46 pm »
Another respectable outing.  Take that all year

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #127 on: April 20, 2010, 09:17:30 pm »
Lyon working Ramirez away.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #128 on: April 20, 2010, 09:18:12 pm »
Ramirez takes a FB to right but Pence gets it easily, two down. Cantu up.

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #129 on: April 20, 2010, 09:18:50 pm »
Ump calling the LOW outside strike now.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #130 on: April 20, 2010, 09:19:46 pm »
Lyon pulls the string with a nice curve and we go to the bottom of the 8th, 4-4.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #131 on: April 20, 2010, 09:20:33 pm »
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« Reply #132 on: April 20, 2010, 09:20:40 pm »
Towles learned from the last AB by Cantu.  Called for an outside curveball and had him swinging at that pitch like he was trying to hit a fastball.  Well done Clownie, well done!

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #133 on: April 20, 2010, 09:22:33 pm »
Pence!!! smites one into the LF corner for a leadoff double.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #134 on: April 20, 2010, 09:22:52 pm »
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #135 on: April 20, 2010, 09:23:30 pm »
Towles learned from the last AB by Cantu.  Called for an outside curveball and had him swinging at that pitch like he was trying to hit a fastball.  Well done Clownie, well done!

He does seem to be doing pretty well calling a game, but Cantu should've known they weren't going FB in that situation.
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« Reply #136 on: April 20, 2010, 09:24:12 pm »
Feliz singles sharply to left, moves Spaz to third.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #137 on: April 20, 2010, 09:24:47 pm »
Lindstrom in the pen, Pinto in the Marlins pen. Big confab on the mound now. Towles up.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #138 on: April 20, 2010, 09:25:10 pm »
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« Reply #139 on: April 20, 2010, 09:25:24 pm »
Pence spit on a slider 2-0 last AB.  This time, they figured they'd sneak a fastball pass him on 2-0 and Gunter smacked it hard.  See, that is baseball smart.  Nice one Thunder Pants, nice one!

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #140 on: April 20, 2010, 09:26:06 pm »
Towles a little early on two good pitches to hit and it's 0-2.
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #141 on: April 20, 2010, 09:26:59 pm »
Towles K'd on a fastball away, just too fast for him. Kaz up, one down.
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« Reply #142 on: April 20, 2010, 09:27:52 pm »
He does seem to be doing pretty well calling a game, but Cantu should've known they weren't going FB in that situation.

Baseball players are creatures of habit sometimes.  Cantu strikes me as the kind of hitter who can hurt you if you feed him fastballs but can't do much of anything else well. If he forces you into a fastball count, you better be good at location at that point.

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« Reply #143 on: April 20, 2010, 09:28:23 pm »
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« Reply #144 on: April 20, 2010, 09:28:27 pm »
Towles K'd on a fastball away, just too fast for him. Kaz up, one down.

Last thing you'd want in that situation.

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #145 on: April 20, 2010, 09:28:33 pm »
Kaz drags a bunt down the 1B line and scores Pence!!! It's 5-4!
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« Reply #146 on: April 20, 2010, 09:28:57 pm »
Matsui-san!

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« Reply #147 on: April 20, 2010, 09:29:46 pm »
Michaels pinchhitting and he CRUSHES a shot to the Boxes!
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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #148 on: April 20, 2010, 09:29:53 pm »
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« Reply #149 on: April 20, 2010, 09:29:56 pm »
Awesome!
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« Reply #150 on: April 20, 2010, 09:30:00 pm »
Wood ain't fooling anybody tonight.

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #151 on: April 20, 2010, 09:30:02 pm »
fuck.  yeah.   

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Re: Astros vs. Marlins: 4/20 - Smoke If You Got 'Em
« Reply #152 on: April 20, 2010, 09:30:24 pm »
Take that, every Chron commenter who said Michaels sucks!
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« Reply #153 on: April 20, 2010, 09:30:34 pm »
ATTA BOY, J-MIKE !!!

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« Reply #154 on: April 20, 2010, 09:30:42 pm »
Fastball on the outer middle of the plate. Grooved. It's 7-4.
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« Reply #155 on: April 20, 2010, 09:30:56 pm »
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! Jason Michaels!!!!!!
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« Reply #156 on: April 20, 2010, 09:31:09 pm »
Odd they left this Wood guy in this long

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« Reply #157 on: April 20, 2010, 09:31:42 pm »
Bourn lines out to center but we go to the 9th leading, 7-4!
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« Reply #158 on: April 20, 2010, 09:32:44 pm »
Rumors of our demise were greatly exagerated.
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« Reply #159 on: April 20, 2010, 09:33:37 pm »
That was a huge hit by Jason, because Lindstrom has got to be a little pumped to be facing his former team.  Sometimes that works horribly against you, so in a way it's good that Sampson is available if Matt is too pumped to pitch tonight.  That three run lead may prove to be huge for him to just pitch.

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« Reply #160 on: April 20, 2010, 09:33:48 pm »
Rumors of our demise were greatly exagerated.

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« Reply #161 on: April 20, 2010, 09:35:28 pm »
Lindstrom is throwing aspirin and sharp sliders so far. Uggla grounds out to SS.
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« Reply #162 on: April 20, 2010, 09:36:08 pm »
Keppinger had the Fred Flinstone feet working there.  Lots of movement to go a very short distance.

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« Reply #163 on: April 20, 2010, 09:37:25 pm »
OMG!  That was a beautiful pitch.  Too bad the homeplate blue was asleep on that one.

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« Reply #164 on: April 20, 2010, 09:37:45 pm »
Baker lines a single to RF. One on, one down. Ross up.
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« Reply #165 on: April 20, 2010, 09:38:03 pm »
Keppinger had the Fred Flinstone feet working there.  Lots of movement to go a very short distance.
Twinkle toes?

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« Reply #166 on: April 20, 2010, 09:38:46 pm »
I'm a Lindstrom fan!
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« Reply #167 on: April 20, 2010, 09:38:54 pm »
And he just called the same pitch a strike but it was vs. a righthander.

Ross grounds out to Berkman, two down, runner goes to second.
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« Reply #168 on: April 20, 2010, 09:39:23 pm »
Rumormongers suck.

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« Reply #169 on: April 20, 2010, 09:39:32 pm »
I'm a Lindstrom fan!

Me too. It always seemed that Valverde made a save harder than it had to be.
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« Reply #171 on: April 20, 2010, 09:40:37 pm »
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« Reply #172 on: April 20, 2010, 09:40:49 pm »
The more I see Lindstrom pitch, the more I like the way he pitches.  He does very good work.

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« Reply #173 on: April 20, 2010, 09:41:04 pm »
great fucking pitch on 0-2.  maybe a little out but damn

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« Reply #174 on: April 20, 2010, 09:41:23 pm »
Passed ball on a hard slider moves the runner to third.
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« Reply #175 on: April 20, 2010, 09:42:01 pm »
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« Reply #176 on: April 20, 2010, 09:42:14 pm »
J.D. is great.
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« Reply #177 on: April 20, 2010, 09:42:20 pm »
Lindstrom's pressing a little here.
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« Reply #178 on: April 20, 2010, 09:42:46 pm »
What was Towles doing on that slider?

Trying to catch it with his glove.
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« Reply #179 on: April 20, 2010, 09:43:11 pm »
He can't afford to walk Helms.  It's challenge time.  I might call for the slider now.

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« Reply #180 on: April 20, 2010, 09:43:53 pm »
Man on third two out full count
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« Reply #181 on: April 20, 2010, 09:43:57 pm »
Trying to catch it with his glove.

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« Reply #182 on: April 20, 2010, 09:44:16 pm »
Three straight foulbacks. Mano a mano.
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« Reply #183 on: April 20, 2010, 09:44:58 pm »
Four straight. 96-97 mph each.
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« Reply #184 on: April 20, 2010, 09:45:09 pm »
Three straight foulbacks. Mano a mano.

these are great pitches too.

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« Reply #185 on: April 20, 2010, 09:45:14 pm »
Trying to catch it with his glove.

Therein was one of the things that Ausmus did well enough to give guys like Lidge the confidence to throw it whenever they felt like it... even on a 3-2 pitch.

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« Reply #186 on: April 20, 2010, 09:45:42 pm »
Single to LCF makes it 7-5. Sanchez up.
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« Reply #187 on: April 20, 2010, 09:45:58 pm »
Lindstrom looks to be sweating profusely.
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« Reply #188 on: April 20, 2010, 09:46:48 pm »
"Helms won the battle, now it's time to win the War, Mr. Lindstrom" - Brad Arnsberger

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« Reply #189 on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:05 pm »
Lindstrom looks to be sweating profusely.

Yeah, he wants this one. A lot.
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« Reply #190 on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:16 pm »
that was a great ab by Helms.
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« Reply #191 on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:34 pm »
Quick 0-2 count.
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« Reply #192 on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:50 pm »
C'mon, Lindy.
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« Reply #193 on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:58 pm »
There it is... damn, throw that pitch more often!  And catch it Towles, please!

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« Reply #194 on: April 20, 2010, 09:48:06 pm »
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« Reply #195 on: April 20, 2010, 09:48:11 pm »
Yippee!
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« Reply #196 on: April 20, 2010, 09:48:17 pm »
Slider grounded to Kaz, 4-3 and the Astros win!
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« Reply #197 on: April 20, 2010, 09:48:38 pm »
Astros win!!!  Astros win!!!

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« Reply #198 on: April 20, 2010, 09:48:39 pm »
Sweet win tonight!

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« Reply #199 on: April 20, 2010, 09:49:09 pm »
Yeah, he wants this one. A lot.

Former team, has to be a little pumped.  Great work by Arnsberger to visit the mound and re-focus the kid.

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« Reply #200 on: April 20, 2010, 09:49:18 pm »
Sweet win tonight!

Thanks for the PBP Ron.  MLB.TV was crapping out on me half the time and it was a big help!

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« Reply #201 on: April 20, 2010, 09:50:10 pm »
First home win of the season.  Three game win streak. And came from behind. 

Nice game.

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« Reply #202 on: April 20, 2010, 09:50:35 pm »
Another good team win, lots of folks making this one happen. Good to see them playing as a team, and Mills is a big part of that.
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« Reply #203 on: April 20, 2010, 09:50:43 pm »
My Clam!

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« Reply #204 on: April 20, 2010, 09:50:52 pm »
Excellent win.
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« Reply #205 on: April 20, 2010, 09:52:19 pm »
That's as good of a 'team' win as this squad has had in a very, very long time.

In addition to the gritty performance by Myers, I loved what we saw from Towles (minus his last AB) along with the renewed signs of life from Pence and Lee.

Can't expect much going up against Johnson tomorrow night but this clutch win puts the team in great position to win another series.

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« Reply #206 on: April 21, 2010, 07:02:04 am »
That's as good of a 'team' win as this squad has had in a very, very long time.

In addition to the gritty performance by Myers, I loved what we saw from Towles (minus his last AB) along with the renewed signs of life from Pence and Lee.

Can't expect much going up against Johnson tomorrow night but this clutch win puts the team in great position to win another series.

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« Reply #207 on: April 21, 2010, 09:35:47 am »
When I buy the Astros from Drayton, Tops Drop will replace Deep in the Heart of Texas.

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« Reply #208 on: April 21, 2010, 09:40:06 am »
Footer tweeted last night that Berry has been 'working tirelessly' with Towles on hitting up the middle. You could sure see it last night.
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« Reply #209 on: April 21, 2010, 09:42:56 am »
Footer tweeted last night that Berry has been 'working tirelessly' with Towles on hitting up the middle. You could sure see it last night.

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« Reply #210 on: April 21, 2010, 10:34:30 am »
Footer tweeted last night that Berry has been 'working tirelessly' with Towles on hitting up the middle. You could sure see it last night.

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« Reply #211 on: April 21, 2010, 01:06:57 pm »
i thought you left?

You really think I left the only worthwhile Astros fan site because of a lame disagreement?  This is the internet. 

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« Reply #212 on: April 21, 2010, 01:42:15 pm »
You really think I left the only worthwhile Astros fan site because of a lame disagreement?  This is the internet. 

Bought time I break out that trusty old ignore button again then.

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« Reply #213 on: April 21, 2010, 01:52:20 pm »
You really think I left the only worthwhile Astros fan site because of a lame disagreement?  This is the internet. 

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« Reply #214 on: April 21, 2010, 02:42:32 pm »
You really think I left the only worthwhile Astros fan site because of a lame disagreement?  This is the internet. 

you're back because they won a couple of games. change your handle to frontrunner.
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« Reply #215 on: April 21, 2010, 03:19:01 pm »
you're back because they won a couple of games. change your handle to frontrunner.

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