Have you read my preview yet?
After spending 30 minutes finding "gems" to add to it, I've come to realize the fanhood is 10x dumber than I expected. And I had looooooow expectations.
Well chuck and I have discussed this. It's not that Astros fans are so stupid as it is that the fans that are actually in field level seats at the game are that fucking stupid. I don't know why it is, but attending an Astros game to WATCH the game is almost impossible without punching someone and getting arrested.
I think I mentioned last season, when I told the MLB guy down the hall that we were Astros fans, he was genuinely shocked that I was able to zip my fly and complete a sentence without help. I asked him if he was just an asshole and he said "no no, I have to go to the All Star Game every year and, without question, the year I was in Houston and met the fans there, I knew I had met the least interested, least knowledgeable, most ignorant fans in the sport." Turned out, he wasn't trying to be a dick at all, he said he was just shocked at how little the Astros fans who spent the money on AS tickets knew about baseball. The history, the present, their own team, etc.