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Edmonds from 10 feet away
« on: March 19, 2010, 04:48:29 pm »
Ugly as hommade soap
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2010, 04:49:41 pm »
That would be ugly as homemade soap
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2010, 07:51:26 pm »
Quote from: JimR on March 19, 2010, 04:49:41 pm
That would be ugly as homemade soap

Impossible! Jim Edmonds is a sexy, sexy bitch!
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2010, 08:00:57 pm »
Quote from: JimR on March 19, 2010, 04:48:29 pm
Ugly as hommade soap


Would you say he's more or less attractive than Sandra Bullock?
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2010, 10:00:48 pm »
Would you say he's more or less attractive than the skank Sandra's soon-to-be-ex-husband was banging?
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2010, 09:49:38 am »
Jim Edmonds?!?  I though he was dead.
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 08:04:39 am »
Jim, was that with or without his mascara and glittery lipstick?
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 11:20:50 am »
I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed that Coach compared somebody to the ugliness of homemade soap and not one response included an "old man" crack.
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 11:29:05 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on March 19, 2010, 10:00:48 pm
Would you say he's more or less attractive than the skank Sandra's soon-to-be-ex-husband was banging?
Skank? She is a well-rounded young woman. Says she has a degree in biology, two years of medical school, around which she found time to have two kids, dance around the night club's May pole, be married and divorced and break up another marriage, and become a tattoo model. All at age 24.

She was busy.
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 11:30:10 am »
Quote from: Houston on March 24, 2010, 11:29:05 am
Says she has a degree in biology

I'll bet.
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 12:31:43 pm »
Acting as a human petri dish isn't the same as getting a biology degree.
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 12:43:00 pm »
Quote from: Houston on March 24, 2010, 11:29:05 am
Skank? She is a well-rounded young woman. Says she has a degree in biology, two years of medical school, around which she found time to have two kids, dance around the night club's May pole, be married and divorced and break up another marriage, and become a tattoo model. All at age 24.

She was busy.

Her parents probably forced her to play on a travel team.
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Re: Edmonds from 10 feet away
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 12:48:49 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on March 24, 2010, 12:31:43 pm
Acting as a human petri dish isn't the same as getting a biology degree.
Quote from: NeilT on March 24, 2010, 12:43:00 pm
Her parents probably forced her to play on a travel team.

Close call.  The nomination goes to... Neil.
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