So politicians, the IRS, the Catholic Church, organized religion, the American Public, big businesses, labor unions, the government, Arthur Andersen, Patrick Moynihan, the .com bubble, 911, the airlines, the difference in the cost of living between Austin and Los Angeles, a piano, CPAs, the election process, the FAA, President Bush (the younger), big brother, and zombies.
Is that the list?
BTW, Ritz crackers aren't a splurge. They are more economically efficent than bread, by virtue of their long shelf life.