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Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« on: February 11, 2010, 02:49:01 pm »
From McTaggart's latest article on Pence:

He recently read the book "The Art of War," an ancient Chinese work of military strategy and tactics that has inspired leaders and been applied to business and managerial strategies.


So, who else is sick of the void?

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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2010, 03:05:14 pm »
I didn't know that "Classics Illustrated" had done Sun Tzu.
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2010, 03:18:49 pm »
He needs to read "The Art of Door".
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2010, 03:21:27 pm »
Lay off Beaker...for some reason he now seems like a pretty good guy

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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2010, 05:26:25 pm »
He needs to read "The Art of Door".

Nah, he won the war against the door.  Pyrrhic as it may have been.
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2010, 05:29:00 pm »
He needs to read "The Art of Door".
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2010, 05:29:37 pm »
(Pence reading)""know thy enemy".... okay, got it, it is the slider low and away!" (/Pence reading)

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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2010, 05:58:52 pm »
There is a pop-up book version of The Art of War?
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2010, 06:02:54 pm »
There is a pop-up book version of The Art of War?


Not that I know of, but Wesley Snipes' film adaptation from a while back was THE SHIT.

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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2010, 08:33:51 pm »

Not that I know of, but Wesley Snipes' film adaptation from a while back was THE SHIT.

Wait, you mean his name wasn't "Art" in that movie?
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 09:38:26 am »
wait the head line should be hunter pence can read.. and geeze what next the contest of should the paper roll in the bathroom be over or under
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 10:09:49 am »
wait the head line should be hunter pence can read.. and geeze what next the contest of should the paper roll in the bathroom be over or under

Fredia talking shit about someone else's reading comprehension... So this is what the end of the universe looks like.
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Re: Beaker reads Sun Tzu, the universe implodes
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2010, 10:54:22 am »
I'm... offended? Or something? I can't quite tell how I should feel.