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« on: January 10, 2010, 04:03:21 pm »
The divisionals next week are better than the shitfest that was the Wild Card Round.

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2010, 05:02:53 pm »
The divisionals next week are better than the shitfest that was the Wild Card Round.

No kidding. What a crapfest.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2010, 05:32:00 pm »
Got bored with football, started watching Kansas getting beat by Tennessee.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2010, 05:54:01 pm »
And number 1 goes down. Tenn 76 KU 68. So who gets to be number 1 now?
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2010, 05:54:24 pm »
Pearlvert gets his 2nd win over a #1 team. Longhorns ever been #1 before? They will be tomorrow.

Might switch back over to watch the Packer comeback.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2010, 06:51:30 pm »

Might switch back over to watch the Packer comeback.

This game sure got a lot more exciting.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2010, 06:53:29 pm »
Wow, blew the FG attempt for the win. OT now.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2010, 08:09:54 pm »
Pearlvert gets his 2nd win over a #1 team. Longhorns ever been #1 before? They will be tomorrow.


Never.  This is only their second time being #2 (since TJ Ford)
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2010, 09:50:46 pm »
the only good thing about football playoff is the fact they take us one day closer to baseball season
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2010, 11:10:38 pm »
the only good thing about football playoff is the fact they take us one day closer to baseball season
False. The NFL playoffs are awesome!

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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2010, 09:19:33 am »
The divisionals next week are better than the shitfest that was the Wild Card Round.

I thought AZ/GB was pretty good (except for the Frank Reich references) but I love shootouts.
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2010, 10:18:20 am »
False. The NFL playoffs are awesome!

My opinion of course.

NFL playoffs are great, March madness is great.  Baseball starts right after that for my sporting calendar. (With the caveat that if the Rockets are worth watching, I've got divided attention in Arpil and May.)

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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2010, 11:26:26 am »
I thought AZ/GB was pretty good (except for the Frank Reich references) but I love shootouts.

Yes, I posted this when it was 14-0 AZ and they had the ball.   With 8 minutes to go in the 1st.

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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2010, 11:47:17 am »
Yes, I posted this when it was 14-0 AZ and they had the ball.   With 8 minutes to go in the 1st.

It was ironic that the game was decided in overtime, by the first appearance of a defense in the entire game.
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2010, 12:04:32 pm »
I'll take another "shitfest" weekend if it means that the Cowboys are headed to the conference championship.

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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2010, 12:08:05 pm »
I'll take another "shitfest" weekend if it means that the Cowboys are headed to the conference championship.

That is, by definition, what it would mean.

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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2010, 06:58:49 pm »
The divisionals next week are better than the shitfest that was the Wild Card Round.

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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2010, 10:03:58 pm »
Worst.  Playoffs.  Ever.

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« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2010, 02:25:13 am »
Worst.  Playoffs.  Ever.

If we actually end up watching the Cowboys beating the Jets in the Superbowl, yes.  Yes it is.

If the Cowboys lose tomorrow, it can't be all that bad.
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« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2010, 07:27:34 am »
If the Cowboys lose tomorrow, it can't be all that bad.

That's the only thing I have to hang on to at this point, too.

Actually, that's not true either.  I'd like to see the Saints win the whole thing at this point, but it still wouldn't make up for the fact that 5 of the 6 games so far have been barely watchable blowouts and the one that was close was a defense free AL game.

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« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2010, 11:52:43 am »
With Fort Worth as my birthplace, and no Tanks or Pacmans or TOs to overcome, I am once again on the Cowboys' bandwagon. Still hate the owner. However, in spite of my reclaimed loyalty, I'm most intrigued by the idea of San Diego vs New Orleans in the Super Bowl.
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2010, 11:58:55 am »
Holy shit - Brett Favre plays for the Vikings now?!?
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2010, 12:09:38 pm »
No, silly, he retired two years ago.

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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2010, 01:28:14 pm »
Another fucking blowout.

Boy howdy, NFL Playoffs sure are "magical."

At least the Boys are getting killed.   Toss in their line looking like a bunch of little girls and the exceptionally stupid lateral on the kick off in the first half, and at least I have some reason to watch.

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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2010, 03:03:21 pm »
I've suddenly become a huge Saints fan...
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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2010, 03:51:11 pm »
I've suddenly become a huge Saints fan...

favre could win it all this year. Doesnt change the fact that we all know now what a smug prick he is.
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« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2010, 03:54:30 pm »
favre could win it all this year. Doesnt change the fact that we all know now what a smug prick he is.

he is smug.  that's the reason i can't stand him.  he played a good game though.  i will root for the saints since they've never been in the superbowl.  but its peyton all the way to the superbowl win for me.
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« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2010, 03:57:39 pm »
Yeah, I gotta be honest, despite the playoffs being dogshit so far, there are some fairly interesting storylines here.

Favre comes back to win the whole fucking thing again almost 15 years later
Favre vs Manning in a battle of two of the best ever
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« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2010, 03:59:26 pm »
The Vikes defense has that edge, but the Saints quick hit offense could neutralize the Minnesota pass rush and blitzing. I'm sure Minnesota is on top of that scheming.

NFC home teams are undefeated in these playoffs. Has Favre won a road playoff game lately? Asking. Can't recall.
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« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2010, 04:01:17 pm »
NFC home teams are undefeated in these playoffs. Has Favre won a road playoff game lately? Asking. Can't recall.

Even if he had, it almost certainly wasn't in a place like the Superdome will be next week.

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« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2010, 04:02:17 pm »
that place is going to be fucking nuts next week.
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« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2010, 04:03:05 pm »
that place is going to be fucking nuts next week.

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« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2010, 04:06:26 pm »
When is it not?
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« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2010, 05:46:48 pm »
that place is going to be fucking nuts next week.

The Dome will be rocking next sunday, as a gaggle of who dats will be drunk as skunks.
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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2010, 06:08:02 pm »
Holy shit.   A game that is within a possession in the 4th.   I'm in shock.

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« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2010, 06:23:47 pm »
I'll be damned.

Jets are damn scary.   This D is just incredible.   

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« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2010, 06:26:37 pm »
Ugh.  I HATE the jets.

I will have to root for the NFC team in the Superbowl.
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« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2010, 06:58:43 pm »
Both games next week should be fucking amazing.   I'm pumped.

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« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2010, 08:12:15 pm »
The last game of the weekend has been the best both rounds.
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« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2010, 08:54:44 pm »
With this AFC title game matchup, do you suppose we'll get a chance once and for all to settle the "What if...?" debate over Peyton's  absence during the most crtical stretch of THAT GAME from a few weeks back?

Personally, I doubt it.

And, Hudson?  "Winning ugly" and "ugly win"? Two completely different concepts. The first is beautiful in the standings, in the rear view mirror, if it's your team; the second is applicable when you lose a critical player in the process of winning.

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« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2010, 10:12:24 pm »
I'll be damned.

Jets are damn scary.   This D is just incredible.   

their fg defense was good enough, i guess.

Knew norv would be dumb enough to onside.
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« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2010, 10:56:55 pm »
their fg defense was good enough, i guess.

Knew norv would be dumb enough to onside.
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« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2010, 04:47:37 am »
I'm no NFL head coach (obviously), but I'd kick that ball deep every time.

Especially since they only needed three points to tie.
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« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2010, 12:38:46 pm »
Especially since they only needed three points to tie.

I don't think it makes that much difference.  If they kicked it deep, they needed a 3 and out to have a chance.  If they onside it and don't get it, they need a 3 and out to have a chance.  The onsides kick at least gives you the opportunity to get the ball back.  It was a good gamble, IMO.  The failure was not being able to stop the run up the middle when the whole world knew the Jets were going to run up the middle. 
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« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2010, 01:50:17 pm »
I don't think it makes that much difference.  If they kicked it deep, they needed a 3 and out to have a chance.  If they onside it and don't get it, they need a 3 and out to have a chance.  The onsides kick at least gives you the opportunity to get the ball back.  It was a good gamble, IMO.  The failure was not being able to stop the run up the middle when the whole world knew the Jets were going to run up the middle. 

You're correct. The Jets telegraphed their intentions in advance, and the Chargers still couldn't stop them.
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« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2010, 02:04:52 pm »
I don't think it makes that much difference.  If they kicked it deep, they needed a 3 and out to have a chance.  If they onside it and don't get it, they need a 3 and out to have a chance.  The onsides kick at least gives you the opportunity to get the ball back.  It was a good gamble, IMO.  The failure was not being able to stop the run up the middle when the whole world knew the Jets were going to run up the middle. 

If the same three plays played out leading up to that 4th and 1, with the ball being deep in Jets territory instead of on the SD side of the field, the Jets would have punted on 4th down. I know that is a big IF because the play calling may have been different,etc but a clear example of why the on-sides may not have been the best decision.

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« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2010, 02:19:44 pm »
If the same three plays played out leading up to that 4th and 1, with the ball being deep in Jets territory instead of on the SD side of the field, the Jets would have punted on 4th down. I know that is a big IF because the play calling may have been different,etc but a clear example of why the on-sides may not have been the best decision.

I tend to agree with Hudson on this one.  No matter where on the field it was, any first down would end the game.  At least the onsides kick gives them an extra opportunity to get the ball.
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« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2010, 03:16:52 pm »
If the same three plays played out leading up to that 4th and 1, with the ball being deep in Jets territory instead of on the SD side of the field, the Jets would have punted on 4th down. I know that is a big IF because the play calling may have been different,etc but a clear example of why the on-sides may not have been the best decision.

This is how I see it.  Ryan still may have gone for it, but the onside made it an easy decision.
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« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2010, 03:45:54 pm »
This is how I see it.  Ryan still may have gone for it, but the onside made it an easy decision.

no way ryan would have gone for it, just as no way he would have changed his play-calling.  he believes too much in his defense to make clutch plays, maybe too much so, and has shown that all year late in games.

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« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2010, 03:50:54 pm »
no way ryan would have gone for it, just as no way he would have changed his play-calling.  he believes too much in his defense to make clutch plays, maybe too much so, and has shown that all year late in games.

too much so? i thought he is in the championship game.
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« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2010, 04:14:52 pm »
too much so? i thought he is in the championship game.

they lost a couple of games early in the year by relying too much on the defense to hold late 4th quarter leads (not calling timeouts to stop the clock while other team was driving, conservative offensive playcalling).  i think the miami and buffalo losses.

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« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2010, 04:30:47 pm »
If the same three plays played out leading up to that 4th and 1, with the ball being deep in Jets territory instead of on the SD side of the field, the Jets would have punted on 4th down. I know that is a big IF because the play calling may have been different,etc but a clear example of why the on-sides may not have been the best decision.

I'm not saying it was a no-brainer.  I'm saying it was a calculated move that has risks and rewards.  But the bottom line is, the Chargers could not allow a first down.  Period.  They did.  End of game.
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« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2010, 05:15:04 pm »
I'm not saying it was a no-brainer.  I'm saying it was a calculated move that has risks and rewards.  But the bottom line is, the Chargers could not allow a first down.  Period.  They did.  End of game.

No, it wasn't a no-brainer. But if the bottom line is that they can't make a first down, I would rather have to stop them three times than four.

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« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2010, 05:35:35 pm »
No, it wasn't a no-brainer. But if the bottom line is that they can't make a first down, I would rather have to stop them three times than four.

The trade-off, of course, is that you might actually recover the onside kick and not have to stop them at all. I don't think there's any clear-cut answer here. It's quite possible that Turner really didn't think that his defense could prevent a first down.
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« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2010, 05:40:40 pm »
The trade-off, of course, is that you might actually recover the onside kick and not have to stop them at all. I don't think there's any clear-cut answer here. It's quite possible that Turner really didn't think that his defense could prevent a first down.

The other thing to do is to fake the onsides kick, which limits any return to the 10 or 15 yard line, and get your three downs there. 

Generally, I think that if Norv decided it in a big situation in a big game, it's probably wrong.  But I actually feel obligated to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
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« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2010, 05:44:47 pm »
The trade-off, of course, is that you might actually recover the onside kick and not have to stop them at all. I don't think there's any clear-cut answer here. It's quite possible that Turner really didn't think that his defense could prevent a first down.

I thought that myself; that Turner didn't have confidence in his defense to prevent a FD. Then that 10% or so chance to recover an on-sides kick looks pretty good.

I suspect Turner would have been criticised regardless of his decision if they didn't pull it out.

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« Reply #56 on: January 18, 2010, 06:14:10 pm »
Then that 10% or so chance to recover an on-sides kick looks pretty good.

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« Reply #57 on: January 18, 2010, 06:29:12 pm »
Bench's last post there would suggest ol' Norv would have been criticized has his team actually won; the old "Won in spite of..." pronouncement.
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« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2010, 07:41:51 pm »
No, it wasn't a no-brainer. But if the bottom line is that they can't make a first down, I would rather have to stop them three times than four.

Saying that onside kick determines whether it will be 3 downs vs. 4 downs is BS.  Going for it on fourth depend a lot on what happens on the previous 3 downs.  They are more likely to go for it on 4th if they are on the other side of the 50, but you still need to be within 1 or 2 yards tops.

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« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2010, 07:58:27 pm »
I don't think it makes that much difference.  If they kicked it deep, they needed a 3 and out to have a chance.  If they onside it and don't get it, they need a 3 and out to have a chance.  The onsides kick at least gives you the opportunity to get the ball back.  It was a good gamble, IMO.  The failure was not being able to stop the run up the middle when the whole world knew the Jets were going to run up the middle.  
Yeah, but the difference is if you keep deep, the 4th down play if the receiving team is short after 3 downs would be on their own side of the field and you are less likely to go for it.  

If you onside and, say it goes the minimum 10 yds (heck half the time the kick sucks and it doesn't go 10)..... and the receiving team gets 8 or 9 yards in 3 plays - then they are in field goal range.  

And say after an onside recovery, if the receiving team goes for it and doesn't get it, the other team has to go 65+ yds for a td (less for a fg), as opposed to where if you kicked it deep. If you kick it deep, the receiving team wouldn't risk going for it on 4th b/c you'd give the other team the fg.  There is a big difference IMO.
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« Reply #60 on: January 18, 2010, 09:17:55 pm »
Saying that onside kick determines whether it will be 3 downs vs. 4 downs is BS.  Going for it on fourth depend a lot on what happens on the previous 3 downs.  They are more likely to go for it on 4th if they are on the other side of the 50, but you still need to be within 1 or 2 yards tops.

Do you think NYJets go for it on 4th and 1 on their own 28 yard line in that situation?

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« Reply #61 on: January 18, 2010, 09:19:49 pm »
Do you think NYJets go for it on 4th and 1 on their own 28 yard line in that situation?

The only thing about this that makes the onside kick defensible is that yes, Rex Ryan absolutely has enough balls + cofidence in his running game to go for it on 4th and 1 on his own 28.
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« Reply #62 on: January 18, 2010, 09:23:34 pm »
The only thing about this that makes the onside kick defensible is that yes, Rex Ryan absolutely has enough balls + cofidence in his running game to go for it on 4th and 1 on his own 28.

He may have the balls but I think his brain would get in the way. Defense was completely dominating SD and Kaeding was struggling.

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« Reply #63 on: January 18, 2010, 09:24:03 pm »
The only thing about this that makes the onside kick defensible is that yes, Rex Ryan absolutely has enough balls + cofidence in his running game to go for it on 4th and 1 on his own 28.

And against the Bolts, he would have made it.

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« Reply #64 on: January 18, 2010, 09:29:32 pm »
Kaeding was struggling.


This. This was why the Chargers lost.
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« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2010, 08:12:03 am »
Yeah, but the difference is if you keep deep, the 4th down play if the receiving team is short after 3 downs would be on their own side of the field and you are less likely to go for it.  

Perhaps.  Of course, if you kick deep, there is no guarantee that the kick won't be run back for a touchdown or back to midfield or more.  You're down by 3 points with 2 minutes left...everything at that point has risks and rewards.  That's my point.

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If you onside and, say it goes the minimum 10 yds (heck half the time the kick sucks and it doesn't go 10)..... and the receiving team gets 8 or 9 yards in 3 plays - then they are in field goal range.  

No team is going to attempt a 50 yard field goal in that situation.  Witness...the NY Jets.


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And say after an onside recovery, if the receiving team goes for it and doesn't get it, the other team has to go 65+ yds for a td (less for a fg), as opposed to where if you kicked it deep.

This makes no sense at all.  If the Chargers recover the onsides kick and doesn't score, the game is over.  The Jets don't need to go for anything, much less 65 yards for a touchdown. 

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If you kick it deep, the receiving team wouldn't risk going for it on 4th b/c you'd give the other team the fg.  There is a big difference IMO.

But if you recover the onsides kick, you get the ball back and don't have to stop them at all.  You seem to misunderstand the purpose of the onsides kick...it's not to get in the best position for your defense to get a stop.  It's so you don't have to play defense at all. 
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« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2010, 08:13:23 am »
The only thing about this that makes the onside kick defensible is that yes, Rex Ryan absolutely has enough balls + cofidence in his running game to go for it on 4th and 1 on his own 28.

Or if you question whether or not your defense can prevent a first down.  Either way, it's not necessarily a bad move.
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« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2010, 08:29:47 am »
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Perhaps.  Of course, if you kick deep, there is no guarantee that the kick won't be run back for a touchdown or back to midfield or more.  You're down by 3 points with 2 minutes left...everything at that point has risks and rewards.  That's my point.
That's true. Still more likely to have them start at the 20, but nonetheless, the risk is there.
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No team is going to attempt a 50 yard field goal in that situation.  Witness...the NY Jets.
Just false. Like I said, if the receiving team gets any kind of yards on its 3 and out drive (or if the kick doesn't go 10 yards), it wouldn't even be a 50 yarder. It'd be a 40+ yarder. Just because the Jets weren't in that position (and have Jay Feeley as their kicker), it doesn't mean other teams with a more trustworthy kicker wouldn't take a 41 yarder to go up two scores.
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This makes no sense at all.  If the Chargers recover the onsides kick and doesn't score, the game is over.  The Jets don't need to go for anything, much less 65 yards for a touchdown.
How does that not make sense? You don't agree going 65+ yards for a score is harder than going 20 yards?
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But if you recover the onsides kick, you get the ball back and don't have to stop them at all.  You seem to misunderstand the purpose of the onsides kick...it's not to get in the best position for your defense to get a stop.  It's so you don't have to play defense at all.
No need to be d-baggy. Yes. I do understand the purpose of the onsides kick.  And I also know they are successful anywhere from 18-26%, depending what source you look at.  I agree, you've got to weigh the risks and benefits. But they were down 3 points, not multiple scores. Making the other team go three and out puts you in position to win. Down by more, sometimes you have to onside kick it, which is a position the Chargers were not in. Especially considering that their defense is good, and really had not played badly all game.

I understand the whole point of an onsides is to get the ball back,not field position. But when you are down with a FG and that much time left, just don't think its the right time. To each their own though. Like I've said before, I'm not an NFL coach, just an guy with a remote and cheetos on the couch.
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« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2010, 08:41:55 am »
Speaking of the Chargers, they resigned Mr. December, Norv Turner.

And since when has "the Bolts" become the accepted nickname for the Chargers? Has it always been like that?

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12805209/bolts-extend-turners-contract-day-after-big-loss
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« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2010, 09:25:30 am »
Speaking of the Chargers, they resigned Mr. December, Norv Turner.

And since when has "the Bolts" become the accepted nickname for the Chargers? Has it always been like that?

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12805209/bolts-extend-turners-contract-day-after-big-loss


Isn''t that a Berman thing (Bolts)?  I'm kind of surprised with the Turner extension.

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« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2010, 09:36:13 am »
Isn''t that a Berman thing (Bolts)?  I'm kind of surprised with the Turner extension.

I'm not. In my opinion, Norv Turner is one of the best coaches in the NFL. The Spanos family knows that too.
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« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2010, 10:11:39 am »
I'm not. In my opinion, Norv Turner is one of the best coaches in the NFL. The Spanos family knows that too.
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« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2010, 10:17:56 am »
Just false. Like I said, if the receiving team gets any kind of yards on its 3 and out drive (or if the kick doesn't go 10 yards), it wouldn't even be a 50 yarder. It'd be a 40+ yarder.

You kick off from the 30.  The recovering team is going to get the ball at around the 40-42 yard line.  If they go say 8 yards, they have 4th down at the 32-34 yard line.  That's a 49-51 yard field goal, which if you miss, means you give the other team the ball back at the spot of the kick, which is about the 40.  No way you attempt that field goal. No.  Way.

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It'd be a 40+ yarder. Just because the Jets weren't in that position (and have Jay Feeley as their kicker), it doesn't mean other teams with a more trustworthy kicker wouldn't take a 41 yarder to go up two scores.

To be a 40 yard kick means that the ball is on the 23 yard line.  The Jets could not have gotten to the 23 yard line without a first down.  Your math is just wrong here. 

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You don't agree going 65+ yards for a score is harder than going 20 yards?

The Jets wouldn't *need* to go 65 yards.  They wouldn't need anything.  If the Chargers don't score, the game is over.


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But when you are down with a FG and that much time left, just don't think its the right time. To each their own though. Like I've said before, I'm not an NFL coach, just an guy with a remote and cheetos on the couch.

There were 2 minutes and change when they kicked off, with one time out left.  That means, at a minimum...even if you force a punt, you get the ball back with about 1 minute on the clock and no timeouts.  That doesn't even consider the possibility that the Jets could get a first down.  Given this, the defense they have, and the Jets running game, an onsides kick is certainly a defensible option.
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« Reply #73 on: January 19, 2010, 12:28:15 pm »
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« Reply #74 on: January 19, 2010, 12:53:51 pm »
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To be a 40 yard kick means that the ball is on the 23 yard line.  The Jets could not have gotten to the 23 yard line without a first down.  Your math is just wrong here.
When I said 41+, I meant just that - it'd be a long field goal. Half the time onside kicks don't go 10 yards, because the kicker is trying to kick it as short as possible, but still getting the minimum 10. And if you get any kind of minuscule return, you can be starting anywhere from the 30-40 yard line. So after getting 8-9 yards, its very possible to be in very makable (if that's a word) field goal range. You can't say "no one" would take that long field goal to go up two scores.  These are NFL kickers, hell yeah some guys would take that FG in a 3 point game.

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The Jets wouldn't *need* to go 65 yards.  They wouldn't need anything.  If the Chargers don't score, the game is over.
You misunderstood. Of course the Jets don't need to score, they are leading. Its the Chargers that need to score.  If you kick it deep, the receiving team with the lead is less likely to go for it at their own 20, because they are giving up the tying field goal. That makes the winning team much less likely to take that 4th and 1 chance as opposed to the opposite side of the field.  Its just field position. Its a difference of anywhere between 30-50 yards. That is huge.

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There were 2 minutes and change when they kicked off, with one time out left.  That means, at a minimum...even if you force a punt, you get the ball back with about 1 minute on the clock and no timeouts.  That doesn't even consider the possibility that the Jets could get a first down.  Given this, the defense they have, and the Jets running game, an onsides kick is certainly a defensible option.
Sure, its defensible I guess - he did it after all. But if it was the favored choice, he wouldn't be getting second guessed so much.   With that low % of onside kick success, you are going with a gambling mentality of all or nothing. Which is fine, that's the coach's prerogative.  All I'm saying is that I'm definitely more of a safe, play the odds guy rather than "all in on black" type of guy.  If you kick deep and get the stop, you are getting the ball back, period. And the chances of getting a 3 and out are higher than getting an onside kick, and conversely your team has a higher chance of putting that ball back in that QB's hand just one last time at least.  Just my .02. To each their own.
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« Reply #75 on: January 19, 2010, 01:24:49 pm »
When I said 41+, I meant just that - it'd be a long field goal. Half the time onside kicks don't go 10 yards, because the kicker is trying to kick it as short as possible, but still getting the minimum 10. And if you get any kind of minuscule return, you can be starting anywhere from the 30-40 yard line.

VERY rarely does the kick not go 10 yards.  The kicker is trying to *make sure* it goes 10 yards.  More often, it goes 12 or so yards. 

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So after getting 8-9 yards, its very possible to be in very makable (if that's a word) field goal range.

Sure it's "makeable".  A 55-yarder is "makeable". 

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You can't say "no one" would take that long field goal to go up two scores.  These are NFL kickers, hell yeah some guys would take that FG in a 3 point game.

A field goal wouldn't have put them up by two scores, it would have put them up by 6 points, in which case one score can still beat you.  No coach (OK maybe Gary Kubiak) would risk giving the Chargers the ball at the 40 yard line by attempting a long field goal to go up by 6.

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You misunderstood. Of course the Jets don't need to score, they are leading. Its the Chargers that need to score.  If you kick it deep, the receiving team with the lead is less likely to go for it at their own 20, because they are giving up the tying field goal. That makes the winning team much less likely to take that 4th and 1 chance as opposed to the opposite side of the field.  Its just field position. Its a difference of anywhere between 30-50 yards. That is huge.

You said "after an onside recovery, if the receiving team goes for it and doesn't get it, the other team has to go 65+ yds for a td". 

1.  The Chargers would be the "recovering" team. 
2.  Neither team needs a td. 

I really have no idea what you were trying to say here.

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Sure, its defensible I guess

That's my point.

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But if it was the favored choice, he wouldn't be getting second guessed so much.

Coaches get second guessed for every move, especially after a loss.  I wouldn't place much stock in the fact that armchair coaches are second guessing him after it didn't work meaning that it was unequivocally the wrong move.


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  With that low % of onside kick success, you are going with a gambling mentality of all or nothing.

No, you're not.  You still have the opportunity to stop the Jets from making a first down, something you absolutely positively HAVE to do if you kick it deep.


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Which is fine, that's the coach's prerogative.  All I'm saying is that I'm definitely more of a safe, play the odds guy rather than "all in on black" type of guy.  If you kick deep and get the stop, you are getting the ball back, period. And the chances of getting a 3 and out are higher than getting an onside kick, and conversely your team has a higher chance of putting that ball back in that QB's hand just one last time at least.  Just my .02. To each their own.

First, an onsides kick is not an "all or nothing" move.  Secondly, kicking it deep was not necessarily the "safe" move.  You STILL have to stop the Jets from making a first down.  If you question whether or not your defense can do that, then kicking deep is decidedly NOT the safe play.
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« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2010, 01:30:09 pm »
Yes. Best looking jersey in NFL.

I think they are pretty ugly.  Best looking jersey in the NFL is the Giants'. 
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« Reply #77 on: January 19, 2010, 03:22:06 pm »
When I said 41+, I meant just that - it'd be a long field goal. Half the time onside kicks don't go 10 yards, because the kicker is trying to kick it as short as possible, but still getting the minimum 10. And if you get any kind of minuscule return...

Not only do they regularly go longer than 10 yards as HH said, but the kicking team cannot return a recovered onsides kick. The chances of recovering the ball inside the 40 would be very slim.

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« Reply #78 on: January 19, 2010, 03:25:18 pm »
I think they are pretty ugly.  Best looking jersey in the NFL is the Giants'. 

I think the Bears' unis are pretty sharp in their simplicity.

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« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2010, 04:23:05 pm »
I love the Chargers original uniforms.  The Jets are pretty sweet too.
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