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BatGirl

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a toast!
« on: December 31, 2009, 01:38:18 pm »
in the new year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want
here's to peace, love and baseball in 2010, my friends
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Re: a toast!
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 02:13:08 pm »
and to you, BatGirl
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Re: a toast!
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 02:22:13 pm »
in the new year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want
here's to peace, love and baseball in 2010, my friends

Dude.   How long have you been drinking today?

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Re: a toast!
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 05:36:54 pm »
Dude.   How long have you been drinking today?

is this a trick question?
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Re: a toast!
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 05:37:41 pm »
in the new year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want
here's to peace, love and baseball in 2010, my friends


Peace, love and baseball to you too.
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Re: a toast!
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 05:47:14 pm »
is this a trick question?

wasn't your toast?

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Re: a toast!
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 05:49:56 pm »
wasn't your toast?

are you insulting my cooking now?
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Re: a toast!
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 05:54:17 pm »
are you insulting my cooking now?

It's not your cooking that makes you look fat, but it does make you look short.

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Re: a toast!
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 06:07:16 pm »
It's not your cooking that makes you look fat, but it does make you look short.

that's not true
standing on a baguette can add a solid two inches
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Re: a toast!
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 06:29:13 pm »
that's not true
standing on a baguette can add a solid two inches

You went to get a baguette, didn't you.

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Re: a toast!
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 07:54:43 pm »
that's not true
standing on a baguette can add a solid two inches

My wife wants clarity on where the inches are added.
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Re: a toast!
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2009, 08:00:26 pm »
And does doubling work?
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